Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan if.. -

[José Mourinho]

I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.

EDIT: Added screencap in case Chris deleted it:


EDIT 2: Another post by Chris later on: (Thanks to Pickle Man for this)

Megan, I KNOW you and the PLace employee continuously conversed and conspired against me. "Christian is so weird. " "Tell me about it." "He hangs onto me, touching me, clinging onto my every word. Ugh." "I can not stand his shouting outbursts that echos in my head after both of those times he stressed out." "I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my mashed potato grenade could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed for murder." "I just want to ban him from "MY" store forever." "I got it! Let's get an embarrassing photo of him, post it online, and put him to shame forever!" "Mimms and Lucas are tech freaks! Let's enlist them." "Yeah! Chris will be banned from "YOUR" store based on the hyped up mal online reputation; he will be out of my life forever. Pending possible nightmares and night terrors to come, but who the fuck cares; his Autistic, Fragile mind will shatter along with his heart after I kiss my homosexual fake boyfriend in front of him!" ""HA HA HA HA HA AHA HA HA!!!!!""

I am onto your game that took away six years of my life and destroyed me; you either pay me what you owe, or I continue to curse and haunt you with my father at my side.

NOBODY COMMENT OR EMAIL ME! I want HER to contact me In Person and Face to Face!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October

He really wants those fucking DVDs.

 

[The Dude]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October

Well...he's not asking for much, is he?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October

I'm sure Megan will get right on unbanning him from the Game Place, Wal-Mart, Target, Riley's, McDonalds, Wesley Memorial Methodist Church, McDonalds, Fashion Square Mall, McDonalds, and the law offices of Rob Bell, Esq.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

shouldn't he be happy with his ? it's a little early in the month for this amount of crazy

 

[Akorithi]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

She must be awfully powerful...

 

[asperhes]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

Megan must be shaking in her shoes.

 

[the_rhino]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

She must be awfully powerful...

But not all-powerfull. There's no way, she can get him a sweetheart-from-the-ground-up.

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

I will only forgive Megan, and remove all curses upon her, when she apologizes to me In Person and Face To Face, when the Cwcki, its forum, and Everything Else Against me on the Freaking Internet is GONE, GONE, GONE, when I am NOT BANNED FROM ANYWHERE, when I get my original Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs returned to me, when my Good Name is Cleared of all of the bad, AND when I have my female Sweetheart for Forever. And I am Not Stepping Down beforehand.

EDIT: Added screencap in case Chris deleted it:

So basically Chris demands meg fix all his problems with the law and the countless businesses that do not cater to tard raging briefshitters, gets him china, panders to his self pity, censors the entire internet of anyone who questions him, and somehow force the whole of society to ignore how loathsome, hateful, and obnoxious he is, or else he will continue to use his magic against her

I know this is reaally redundant but chris truly is a psychotic, insane, and utterly pathetic piece of shit

 

[Pikonic]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

shouldn't he be happy with his ? it's a little early in the month for this amount of crazy

Payments are expected to be late due to the shutdown.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

"forgive her"?

fuck you chris.

 

[applecat]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

So he'll forgive Megan when she becomes Emmanuel God and stops giving him the Middle Finger. Sounds about right.

 

[Saney]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

I just...Oh, God damn it, Chris. He really is a fucking moron. What can I say to this? Really, what can I say? This is ridiculous even by Chris standards.

 

[QI 541]

Typical Chris negotiation: Ask the other party to do the impossible in return for worthless intangible crap and worthless imaginary crap.

Before the screencap, I thought this was too Chris to be real.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

And if Megan... for whatever reason... decides she doesn't give a flying fuck if you forgive her or not, what then? What's your next step, PooBear?

 

[Judge Holden]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

I just...Oh, God damn it, Chris. He really is a fucking moron. What can I say to this? Really, what can I say? This is ridiculous even by Chris standards.

There is just one word that needs to be said to this... one word that must be painted on every surface in ruckersville, shrieked down the phone at chris from dusk till dawn, and carved into his very soul as his mind shatters with tard rage.

I think we all know what that word is

 

[Saney]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

I just...Oh, God damn it, Chris. He really is a fucking moron. What can I say to this? Really, what can I say? This is ridiculous even by Chris standards.

There is just one word that needs to be said to this... one word that must be painted on every surface in ruckersville, shrieked down the phone at chris from dusk till dawn, and carved into his very soul as his mind shatters with tard rage.

I think we all know what that word is

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

Now Megan is also the controller of all that is posted on the interwebs and also CEO and owner of multiple businesses. Keep on cursing her, Chris, she just gets more and more powerful with each one.

 

[CatParty]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

are people supposed to comment on this post?

 

[bradsternum]

Re: Facebook Update 4th October - I will only forgive Megan

Essentially, everything Chris did is Megan's fault, and she has to make it right.

Just... just...