Facebook update 6/18 - Blame it on the autism -

[Mitsunari]

Oh. That explains it.

 

[Doctor Duke]

i have nothing to say about this except the font size on "some douche" made me lol out loud

 

[ninjaclown]

Does it though? Does it?

 

[Lalala]

So...in other words...."Stop asking me stuff, I have autism, don't be mean to me, waaaaah!"
Yep, nothin' new there.

Edit; Also just noticed the 'Ugh' there, it's like even he knows that previous sentence is bullshit.

 

[XYZpdq]

I have a life offline.

tee hee

Also I eagerly await any other autistic person telling us the same as he claims they will.

 

[Doctor Duke]

christ, i hope no one asks him a question while he's driving

 

[Mitsunari]

I find it funny that he's complaining about people making him feel "accused of something bad". Yeah, because trying to profit from copyrighted stuff he stole from SEGA/Nintendo and violating E-Bay's policy over and over again isn't bad, leave him alone. I'm not saying he's a criminal but goddammit, Chris, it's not good either!

 

[Sovandie]

Maybe it's because I just woke up, but this seems a lot more genuine than anything else I've seen from him lately. But then again the last sentence ruins it.

 

[The Maxx]

I have a life offline.

That's right. How dare they think that he sits at a computer all day answering messages. He needs that time for Legos and da Pokemons.

 

[Super Collie]

Thanks to this thread title I now have Milli Vanilli stuck in my head. Thanks OP.

 

[Stuff and Things]

So, Chris blames his problems on his autism because people is starting to call him out of his bullshit. Classic Chris. Also, i don't think that he has a "life offline" i think he meant to say that he exists outside the internet.

 

[Mitsunari]

So, Chris blames his problems on his autism because people is starting to call him out of his bullshit.

I had to look all over for this, your comment reminded me of it so much:

 

[Angelica Rosechu]

Chris's written "Ugh"s keep me young.

 

[Sonitistic]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000696.htm

An article on Petit Mal or Absence Seizures. Interesting to note is that people who have them are unaware of them.

 

[ShavedSheep]

The paranoia is setting in...

 

[asperhes]

So, Chris blames his problems on his autism because people is starting to call him out of his bullshit.

What do you mean "starting?"

 

[Mitsunari]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000696.htm

An article on Petit Mal or Absence Seizures. Interesting to note is that people who have them are unaware of them.

Whoa, now that's interesting. Note that it happens most commonly to people under the age of 20, particularly children aged 6 to 12. Makes sense, considering Chris's manchild qualities.

 

[Super Collie]

I had to look all over for this, your comment reminded me of it so much:

90% of Encyclopedia Dramatica's pages have that emblazoned at the top. Where were you looking???

 

[Dollars2010]

 

[Artard]

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/000696.htm

An article on Petit Mal or Absence Seizures. Interesting to note is that people who have them are unaware of them.

Absence seizures aren't complete "blankness", though. Usually the person having it goes through kind of auto/repetitive motions, like moving their jaw as if chewing, moving their hands, rapid blinking, etc.