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ZehnBoat

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Chris just liked the new Fridays after Five schedule.
Will he be able to go to it?

oh god, imagine if chris ends up spending time in jail
knowing he'll miss out on that.
maybe he'll hear the music in his head. (for reals, i kind of don't want him in jail)
Chris: I had Mr. Sonee to keep me company.
[points and taps his head]
Chris: It was in here.
[gestures over his heart]
Chris: And in here. That's the beauty of music. They can't get that from you. Haven't you ever felt that way about music?
Red: I played a mean harmonica as a younger man. Lost interest in it though. Didn't make much sense in here.
Chris: Here's where it makes the most sense. You need it so you don't forget.
Red: Forget?
Chris: Forget that there are places in this world that aren't made out of stone. That there's something inside...that they can't get to, that they can't touch. That's yours.
Red: What are you talking about?
Chris: China.
Red: Let me tell you something my friend. China is a dangerous thing. China can drive a man insane. It's got no place here. Better get used to the idea.
 

Picklechu

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Probably not worthy of its own post, but Chris just made a new update about his amiibos and the parts he has to cannibalize to make them. They seem to tie in to his Smash Bros. sperging in that the bases correlate to the characters he mentions in those.
 

garbageraider

Give me asspats, I stole an exceptional individual's garbage
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Skylander91 appears all but gone. He hasn't posted a single comment in sometime.
You can never lurk too much.
Nope. We don't know much about the mystery date. I'm guessing something bad happened and no one wants to talk about it.
No, nothing bad happened. I've just been sitting on the audio for a while.
I have a feeling that because it was in a bowling alley, there was going to be very little good audio from the whole event anyway.
Yeah, that's what I said to Catie beforehand. The audio quality isn't great, but it's transcribe-able.
Speaking of bowling, was the recording of Chris, "Catie" and @skyraider91 at the bowling alley ever released?
No, not yet. I should probably get around to that soon, if you guys would be interested in hearing the audio. The second date was different in that Catie and Al took a more aggressive, confrontational approach with Chris. Not to the point of being rude, but Chris was asked some pointed questions.
 
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garbageraider

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My initial report from the day after the meetup:

I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played PS3 with Chris. After that, we left.

Notes-

The original Sonichu pages are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.

Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.

Chris mentioned that in 2010 that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend heather" (the wallflower) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (exceptional) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.

Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in 2004.

The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.

Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of December. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.

According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile slow in the mind".

Chris is aware that "the game place" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.

Chris was fired from Wendy's back in 2001 because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.

Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of 27 October 2011. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying Rob Bell to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.

When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the tugboat during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.

There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.
 

garbageraider

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Continued:

Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.

When asked about where he saw himself in 5 years, Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.

Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.

I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.

I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more LGBT friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the United States, and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".

After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.

Chris paid $9,000 for the 2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.

When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".
 

Marvin

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Chris mentioned that in 2010 that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend heather" (the wallflower) at the group.
I think Chris really, really loves to call female friends "girl friends". Chris is aware that they're not actually in a romantic relationship, and if you press him on this issue, he'll eventually admit that. But he still loves to constantly refer to his "girl friends" because he thinks he's such a clever motherfucker.
Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems.
I really hate this shit. Cole is a huge dumbass and his "but he's not my real dad!" story doesn't actually have much evidence, but regardless, Barb was definitely a shitty mother and Cole is completely justified in disliking her. Barb tells Chris that Cole is essentially crazy, because of he hit his head once as a kid, and that's why Cole dislikes her. Not, y'know, her being a shitty mother. I hate how uncritically Chris accepts this story. It's part of Barb's weird hold on Chris.
Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.
Chris' thoughts on personal space are extremely ephemeral.

I have an idea. People probably shouldn't jerk Chris around on dates like these, but if someone wants to, they should bring along a male chaperone again. After a few warnings for violating personal space, the male chaperone should start punishing Chris by taking Chris' hand, and in one swoop, grab the chaperone's junk with Chris' hand. I betcha Chris will keep his hands to himself after that.
 

Satoru182

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Cole is completely justified in disliking her. Barb tells Chris that Cole is essentially crazy, because of he hit his head once as a kid, and that's why Cole dislikes her. Not, y'know, her being a shitty mother. I hate how uncritically Chris accepts this story. It's part of Barb's weird hold on Chris.
This and several instances about Barb in @skyraider91 post make points to Marvin´s opinions on her negative influence over Chris. To Chris, Barb is the reason and excuse for not changing, to avoid responsibilities to remain a child he even neglects planning on the fact of her mother´s close death.

"but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".
HONOR ROLL my ASS!!!11!!1
 

Trilby

I got stupid cool hip-hop style!
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According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile slow in the mind".

Oh boy, there's a new phrase.

Love this sentence...
Chris is aware that "the game place" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.
When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the tugboat during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.
And this is where I lose it! *sigh*

The "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia" line is both adorable and sad at the same time. Had like a 7 year old said it I am certain most people would find it cute, but the fact that Chris thinks in these patterns really makes me pity the guy, all his flaws aside.
Seems like he practically made himself a shut-in with that statement.
 

Marvin

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Fuck, that's a shit ton of useful info.
You gonna meet up again eventually?
I still want Chris to find out about the Twitter Sonic thing being legit.
Chris really won't care. He's been told a few times by random people it's legit. He believes it, but more importantly: he doesn't care. He already decided he doesn't care about it, because it's fake. It being not-fake won't change that. (Seriously.)
 

Manly-Chicken

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Chris really won't care. He's been told a few times by random people it's legit. He believes it, but more importantly: he doesn't care. He already decided he doesn't care about it, because it's fake. It being not-fake won't change that. (Seriously.)
Shame. Still that post is a shitload of useful info that I've been curious of, like the survival of the original comics.
 
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