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[Randall Fragg]

Thanks to @Abethedemon for linking me to this. It's hilarious.

Spoiler: If Tyce Wrote Fanfiction...

ONCE apon a TIME.. TYCE ANDREWS-SAN was RESCUEING some bunch of flowers.
SUDDENLY HE BUMPED INTO WHYTE WILLIS -san.
"WHOA I didnt expect to see you HERE at your HOUSE."
"Yes I come here every tuesday."
SUDDENLY, there was A SLOW creapy, scary NOISE.HE PUT his Sex in her Sex AND THEY had Sex!
They stared deeply and LOVEINGLY AT eachover . But THEY bumped INTO A DEEP dark scary hole. "oh no I HAVE have BEEN damaged " said Tyce Andrews-san.
"I believe FAG DAD-SAN IS BEHIND this!"
"I DEDUCED AS much myself DID I"
"He is behind an MEGA evil scheme to dominate ourtown." "How"? By finding A powerfull RECORD collection of doom and fireing it at us.
"can WE STOP him?"
Yes, by finding the PENCILCASE OF satan. "where?" In the magical island , hidden in the MOUNTINGS of bunny rabbits , opposite the Desk of HELL.
........ There lies a SIGNPOST...IT WILL TELL YOU where to go.
"Who are you?" "... With that the myseterious invisible voice vanished in A PUFF of smoke.
"Come now, HERO, we must find and seak our quest to do!"
"Indeed thee must hasten to hawk yonder!" And with that they left ---
A little LATER, Tyce ANDREWS was taking a shit.
He was HAVING trouble though IT felt like days passed and STILL no sign of release
"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when IS this epic POO GONNA pass!?" Tyce Andrews exclaimed, His FACE wincing with effort.
He made every effort in his little boy body to EXPEL this demon thing from HIS WOMANLY BACK SIDE.

BY THIS point TYCE Andrewss poo-tubes WERE all bent out OF SHAPE. It has been a bad DAY Just AS TYCE Andrews was GOING in for another push. WITHOUT warning the BATHROOM DOOR SUDDENLY burst open unexpectedly. Yeepers
"Well HELLO...TYCE ANDREWS" a enticing voice gasped from the doorway
A mysterious FIGURE posed leaning AGAINST the door frame. Her deep, SENSUAL voice WHICH TYCE Andrews KNEW immediately. HIS MIND BEGAN racing and a nervous sweat began pouring FROM his FACE and groinal AREA
"SPED Chick... is that you? wha- what ARE YOU still DOING awake...?
She appeared IN NOTHING but a TOWEL, seemingly READY to take a steamy shower. However SHE COULDN'T WITH TYCE ANDREWS near by....they were like family NOW.SPED Chick was like HIS Sister.
Any sane PERSON would never allow THEIR own sister to see THEM in the nude. Right? RIGHT!!?! SHIT!" "OH I felt DIRTY from masturbating all day...ya EVER FEEL dirty Tyce ANDREWS?"
"Y-YES, I mean NO! NO! NO! Never" TYCE ANDREWS shrieked, He became so IMMENSELY WORKED up he cleaned his colon clear OF the demon FECES that had been clogging IT. His voice also cracked LIKE he was 13 again, but in comparison to the LOUD flatulence he just unleashed, who cares? Sped Chick heard though, and giggled like a adorable baby GIRL LAUGH. IT SENT TINGLES all up Tyce Andrews's spine "OH YOU'VE ALWAYS been the SHY one in the family, Tyce ANDREWS...
Tyce Andrews was not SHY, AT ALL. He defeated Fag Dad-san AND BLEW up HIS evil machines for Christ's sake! and now he suddenly found himself speechless. Was he going to see HIS METAPHORICAL SISTER literally NAKED? Little did he know, that was MERELY A sprinkle on the BANANA split of carnal pleasures that was to come. "..the shy and EXCITABLE one." said SPED Chick finishing the sentence she STARTED earlier. "Wh-what the..." AND BEFORE Tyce Andrews could send the third word out of his MOUTH. ..Sped Chick's towel dropped TO the floor,setting her breasts free into the mist of THE shower.
Tyce Andrews noticed everything ON her instantly. Her soft butt,her magically gravity-defying breasts and THE Giant Azure colored birth mark ON her butt, which made him feel funny...as he had ONE there too.



Still, the sight OF her NEAR perfect body caused Tyce Andrews's PENIS to BECOME very hard. It stood ERECT and proud, pointing STRAIGHT towards the MIGHTY heavens.
"hehe OH my TYCE Andrews...you're more impressive than I thought. "uh... YE-YEAH, TH-THAAANKS Sped CHICK, YOU'RE cute TOO." THIS IS SO WRONG! It raced THROUGH his head AT LIGHTNING speed. But the beautiful, WET, soapy body THAT STOOD BEFORE him spoke OTHERWISE. Her SHAPELY BODY WAS EVERYTHING Tyce ANDREWS COULD want IN something to WANK TO. Yet did family LIKE relationship matter?. ...
.. NAAAAAH!!

But just as Tyce ANDREWS WAS commiting. Commiting to A path that THEY couldn't go back from.



Whyte WILLIS -san burst into the toilet
"What are you TOO upto? "Err..nothing" SAID TYCE Andrews AS HE causally slipped his pants back on.
Sped CHICK, who Tyce ANDREWS-SAN didnt notice, picked up HER towel AND backed OUT SLOWLY.
"REALLY? "I was just having a shit...see?" Tyce ANDREWS gestured TO HIS shit "Oh, thats a shit ALL RIGHT! ONE hell of a shit!
Ok, if your done we better GO"
SO TYCE Andrews put his OTHER pants on and LEFT. HE HAD A serious case of blue balls, but AT least his ANUS didnt FEEL so bad NOW AS he walked OUT SPED Chick whispered one word. A word fall of hope "Later"
Tyce Andrews GIGGLED Fortunately, their TRAVELING companion WAS as oblivious AS ever, and didn't notice --- I WAS INTRODUCED at the OTHERS at the base. There was OF course beautiful Sped Chick-san and SNARKLY UNKNOWNSOLIDER998-SAN. Smart and clever Gattiling Madiline -san and... AND WHYTE WILLIS -san.

I TOO HAD heard OF Whyte Willis -san and had always BEEN A LITTLE insecure about my feelings for him
BUT here he STOOD before me, stretching and gesturing AT drawings on the WALL. IT LOOKED so MANLY, so ENVIGORATING and virilus. And when HE SPOKE, HE sounded so... I SWOONED right in front of him.

"We should defeat Fag Dad-san," Whyte Willis -SAN SAID.
"I agree," SAID Tyce Andrews-san, "BUT I'm not sure. "We can use your new friend," said WHYTE Willis -san. "FAG Dad-san doesn't KNOW UnknownSolider998-san. So THAT should do. WE can INFILTRATE the base LIKE that.
"But UnknownSolider998-san IS still VERY inexperienced," said Tyce Andrews-san, "And I worry about him. "Don't WORRY," SAID Whyte WILLIS -san, "I know UnknownSolider998-san can TAKE it on. Trust me on that" And he GAVE me a wink.

In THE corners of my eyes I saw TYCE ANDREWS-SAN stairing first AT me, AND THEN AT him. And THEN IN a huff, he walked away
I walked after Tyce Andrews-san and SAID: "WHAT'S WRONG? "Nutting" Tyce ANDREWS-SAN SAID but I didn't believe him.
"No SERIOUSLY, you CAN tell me, I'm REALLY good at PICKING up on THESE things. "You're right, YOU'RE REALLY good at picking UP on THOSE things," said Tyce Andrews-san and SIGHED. He then said: "YOU know my past, right? I THOUGHT to MYSELF, yes, yes I do. I heard OF everything about you. And I said: "yes."
"Well, it... IT... makes it hard FOR ME to make CONNECTIONS WITH PEOPLE." Tyce Andrews-san said. A SINGLE TEAR rolled down his CHEEK. It made it look even more PRETTY than it already was.
"And I FEARED,' Tyce ANDREWS-SAN said, 'that WHEN I saw you talk and AWKE AT Whyte WILLIS -SAN like that, that YOU may... you may no LONGER find ME that interesting? "BUT I do!"
'And without you, I don't know if THE world is STILL worth saving," Tyce Andrews-san SAID with A SNIFFLE, "how can I defeat FAG Dad-san if you WON'T be with me? "Well, uh, I didn't THINK you'd like ME THAT much," I said blushing manly
But then, then Tyce Andrews-san leaned FORWARD and kissed me. AND I no longer KNEW what to do. Can I be in love WITH BOTH? Why must I choose Interlude:
Sped Chick winked at TYCE Andrews when no one ELSE was looking.
"Later" SHE mouthed at him silently so no ONE could HEAR -- "Lets TAKE the VENTALATION shaft!" "Thats A good plan, SO we can sneak to the roof undetected" So they got INTO the VENTILATION shaft. SPED Chick-san NEEDED to REMOVE some cloths in ORDER to fit.So did Gattiling MADILINE -SAN, who stripped to her flower paturned bra. UnknownSolider998-san joined IN BY removing his pants (EVEN though he didnt need TO BECAUSE he was skinny and WOULD fit in fine anyway without the need TO remove HIS pants) Tyce ANDREWS-SAN just TOOK all the clothes OFF, it was easier.His manhold SWUNG beneath him as he CRAWLED into the passpage.
UnknownSolider998-san noticed Tyce ANDREWS-SANS erection, but didnt say anythingThe PASSAGE was narrow, SO they bleed a bit to squeeze past. They traveled UPTO the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are SMART. We are here, said TYCE Andrews-san CRAWLING out the duck, and putting his shirt on. -- LATER, TYCE ANDREWS AND SPED Chick were ALONE again "Its LATER" said Sped Chick, pulling Tyce ANDREWS towards the bathroom "But what about the OTHERS?"
"I'LL just tell them YOU are HELPING me shower. They wont SUSPECT a thing "True. They are all idiots Then, suddenly, SPED CHICK was NAKED. TYCE ANDREWS wondered how she DID that. She must have BEEN NEARLY naked THIS whole time THE shower turned on.. ..Tyce ANDREWS was already
Sped Chick lathered up good and FINE. The soap dripped off her body at A seductively slow pace. Tyce ANDREWS could not CONTAIN the powerful urge of excitement that RACED THROUGH his veins.
The alluring LOOK of HIS nudie comrade became TOO much for him to fathom AND his erect PENIS LAUNCHED a mighty wad OF semen directly onto Tyce ANDREWS'S eye.
THERE TYCE Andrews SAT, his PINK panties pulled quickly down at his ankles, ON a toilet FULL of poop WITH his bodly fluids ON full display, eyes bulging from his FACE SPED Chick GIGGLED as Tyce Andrews's dignity shriveled and died, BUT Tyce Andrews had always enjoyed that delightful snicker, even after HE found out she WAS his own flesh and blood "Well...wh-what DO we do now?" Tyce Andrews said, desperately trying to SOUND suave "It. We DO it. "IT?"
"YES. it "we do it? "YES"
"OH ...and with that Sped Chick jumped on Tyce Andrews. WHAT LITTLE remained of THEIR clothes PLOPPED of quickly. SOME FELL in THE toilet "UM... LETS G-GET YOU OUTTA MY toil-dreams and INTO MY bed." Tyce Andrews stuttered, desperately TRYING to BE slick, yet he knew it was HOPELESS to be suave on THE SHITTER.
Sped Chick hopped gleefully out of the shower, THE soap CONTINUED pouring from her shapely body.Tyce Andrews stood up from THE toilet, his naughty bits PROUDLY waving ABOUT AND HIS PANTS still DOWN around his ankles. HE HURRIED TO chase HER shapely body down.
He fell in the door way, tripping OVER HIS pants. He PULLED HIS FACE up from THE FLOOR and GAZED at Sped Chick, DANCING ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
THE night wreaked of eroticisms...and Tyce Andrews could SEE THAT IT WAS GOING TO be a all you CAN EAT porkfest.
And IT was!

Sped Chick WAS SOON ridding TYCE Andrews like a pogo stick.
"Poke me! DEEPER! DEEPER! GODDAMNIT!"
"Oh God I'm GOING to hell!" Tyce Andrews screamed.
Tyce Andrews still had HER HAWAIIAN shirt on AND Sped CHICK was dripping SOAPY water ALL over the bed.
Her perky breasts jumped around on her CHEST, like happy children on a moon bounce. UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT!, Tyce ANDREWS liked it. They were big, beautiful boobies that ACHED to be sucked on.
Tyce Andrews especially liked that FROM THIS ANGLE he could NOT see THE awkward birth mark on HIS ass cheek. Which WAS a RELIEF. Tyce Andrews wanted to be HARD AND STRONG where it counts for the PERSON HE HAD always thought OF as his Aunty.
"Oh TYCE Andrews!" She BREATHED HEAVILY, deep and CAVERNOUS "IS what we're doing wrong!?!? "OH GOD YES!!" He yelled back at his NAKED aunty.
"GOOD! YES! YES! YES! YES GRANDMA!!!" SPED Chick screamed. (Authors Notes: omg!)
WHEN IT was over they cleaned themselves, the room and the nearby Farmhouse DOWN.
IT took awhile - fortunately they FINISHED before ANY OF their friends got back. SO THEIR little secret was SAFE...FOR now ---

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[c-no]

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[Randall Fragg]

Would this be the site?
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You didn't leave a link.

D'oh!

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Redesigning Evu: A Thriller by Collin Koran

A long time ago,in a galaxy far far away, the legendary deathcrotch was created..
On the day her Hut was attacked with milltary force, Evu Elliot-sans son had been sleeping untill 7 am.
Normally he got up at 4 to do his homework, because Evu Elliot-san had raised him as a good boyafter his mother died in mysterious circumstances all those years ago.

Everyone else was already up.


The Beautiful Collin Koran-san, Evu Elliot-san's son, was already making them all fried breakfirst with sirup. The Beautiful Collin Koran-san was an best in her class atbio-chemist, his parents were proud. He was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.
They didnt mind that he was a bit wild at times. At 11, he now knew 6 languages, one ancient, 2 computer and four sign languages.
He found it easy, and learnt them with his dad together.

By now, Evu Elliot-san was now up and standing on the porch with her shirt off. She stared out over the wide desert landscape, she was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, she was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. She was no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
She was troubled by a newspaper artical her read a few days ago, that mentioned that someone from LA was killed in a massive drive by shooting . Her was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell she cast with deathcrotch a few years ago.
The deathcrotch was now hidden in his garrage.
Evu Elliot-san was disturbed from her deep thinking by The Beautiful Collin Koran-san tugging on her shirt.
"Father! Father! Look!".
The Beautiful Collin Koran-san pointed urgently at the horizon.
"oh, bollocks!"
Para-troopers Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at her house.
She ran inside and bolted the front door.
She woke her son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

"Quick! Start the Spaceship! We are under attack!"
"OMG" He said as Holden-san run out.
He ran back in with his helmit.
"Holy Shit!".
Evu Elliot-san, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious deathcrotch. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
Evu Elliot-san and his family ran to the hanger, The Beautiful Collin Koran-san leading the way with her Lazergun
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
"Dont worry! We are almost there!".
They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
Their was a soldier already there, but The Beautiful Collin Koran-san whackd him.
"Good job!" Evu Elliot-san said, as she pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
"Did you get the secret message?"
"Yes, my good friend The Beautiful Collin Koran-san told me that Klaus Kreiger-san was behind this!".
"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".
So they joined onwards, their enemy's in hot pursuit!

---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Collin Koran met with Molly Ringwald in a nearby Skyscrapper
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some angsting, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Molly Ringwald-sans Tricorder!"
"oh, Collin Koran! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Molly Ringwald blackmailed a a Miner. Or the time Collin Koran fooled a Solicitor into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Collin Koran had ever thought possible.
As Collin Koran was telling another story, He thought He saw Molly Ringwald examining him. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Collin Koran felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---

Then our sexy gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Klaus Kreiger-san's volcano but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Evu Elliot-san thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Klaus Kreiger-san's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Klaus Kreiger-san's guards would never let them in.
No... they had to be clever.

So Evu Elliot-san, after a suggestion from The Beautiful Collin Koran-san, came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Evu Elliot-san's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Lillith-san knew exactly the best store to go: TBurtons.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. The Beautiful Collin Koran-san deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Klaus Kreiger-san's headquarters

Evu Elliot-san put on nice tight studded leather pants that made her bum look amazing in the mirror (and judging Holden-san's googly eyes, oh yes, it did look nice on her!). Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and made her large jumbo chickpeas perk out quite nicely and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there
Lillith-san wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorns gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. The Beautiful Collin Koran-san also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Klaus Kreiger-san!


Interlude:
Collin Koran at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said he should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.

Collin Koran kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.
---
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Collin Koran chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Collin Koran, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Collin Koran whispered, His bottom lip trembling while his limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Molly Ringwald stroked her hand up Collin Koran's hip, and pulled his shirt from his trousers. Collin Koran's eyes fluttered shut when he felt Molly Ringwald's fingers touch the skin of his lower back. But he forced them open again and stared into Molly Ringwald's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Collin Koran knew he should. This was Molly Ringwald. Molly Ringwald! Could he dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Collin Koran nearly as much.

"Stop me," Molly Ringwald said, and made it sound like a dare.

Collin Koran was all set to give Molly Ringwald a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Molly Ringwald.I mean sure, Collin Koran had seen Molly Ringwald before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Collin Koran now had. His eyes had been opened.Like he was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over his eyes.
Molly Ringwald's soft legs.
Her nice set.
Her very agreeable pony tail.



In point of fact, Collin Korans mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

It dripped on Molly Ringwald.
Molly Ringwald didn't seem to mind Collin Korans fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on her was fine it seemed. "ewww" she said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come

They kissed eachother softly. Collin Koran whispering sweat nothings into Molly Ringwalds ear.
Molly Ringwald and Collin Korans bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.



After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and giggling, they decided to go home and tell all their friends
--
So they defeated Klaus Kreiger-san and everyone was satisfied!

Klaus Kreiger-san: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Evu Elliot-san: No No, back into your casket!
Klaus Kreiger-san: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Evu Elliot-san: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Klaus Kreiger-san: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Evu Elliot-san: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Klaus Kreiger-san: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Evu Elliot-san: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
The Beautiful Collin Koran-san: chotto mate-ah!
Klaus Kreiger-san: huh ;^_^;
Lillith-san: domo desu-ka @_@?
Evu Elliot-san: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
The Beautiful Collin Koran-san: well, I want you, how about that?
The Beautiful Collin Koran-san winked at Evu Elliot-san, but .
But Lillith-san was all hot 'n that, Evu Elliot-san thought. So
Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Klaus Kreiger-san: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end

(well damn that fanfic generator cranked out more content than Connor did in several years)

oh by the by here are the settings I used

 

[Conrix]

Redesigning Adam
A thriller by Coner Torah
​

Adam Elliot kicked Obama hard , shattering his apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor.
"You Grandpa-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my Microphone"

Adam Elliot smashed his blade hard down on Obama cutting his ear off. .
Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere.
You could see dripping veins hanging down and broken bones on the floor.
Obama screamed in agony and then lunged at Adam Elliot.
Obama ripped Adam Elliots head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor. Leaving a trail of red ozing blood and pieces of brain, Obama reached down and tasted the remains.Placeing it on his lips and licking them.
Adam Elliot's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere.

Suddenly, Adam Elliot woke up.

"You know, i think Obama is back, i can feel it in my groin".
"Oh no, not again"
"I must go, i must journey alone to defeat him once and for all!"
With that, Adam Elliot marched off
---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Franklin Smith, PhD met with Franklin Smith, PhD in a nearby Apartment
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some curbstomping faggots, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Raven Elliots Carpet!"
"oh, Franklin Smith, PhD! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Franklin Smith, PhD blackmailed a a Chef. Or the time Franklin Smith, PhD fooled a Biochemist into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Franklin Smith, PhD had ever thought possible.
As Franklin Smith, PhD was telling another story, He thought He saw Franklin Smith, PhD examining him. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Franklin Smith, PhD felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---
And they journeyed long and far too reach their destined encounter with fate which was foresaw by a soothsayer with the ability to predict the future.

"We must journey now to yonder to defeat thee the evil Emperor of evil and to defeat thee and return spread our magic to this realm of Earth!"
"Yes, Letus the final battle commencement start!"
Interlude:
Franklin Smith, PhD at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said he should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.

Franklin Smith, PhD kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.
---
Now, how to find him? We know he has a Palace, but theres so many!"

Adam Elliot said: "I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done"
"Yes, well done indeed"

So they went to the base.
As they entered, it was strangely and creepily abandoned.
"Come on" said Adam Elliot

..and then they went on their way!

"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventilation shaft.

The passage was narrow, so they bleed a bit to squeeze past. They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Adam Elliot crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Franklin Smith, PhD chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Franklin Smith, PhD, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like to hug you a bit"

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Franklin Smith, PhD whispered, His bottom lip trembling while his limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Franklin Smith, PhD stroked his hand up Franklin Smith, PhD's hip, and pulled his shirt from his trousers. Franklin Smith, PhD's eyes fluttered shut when he felt Franklin Smith, PhD's fingers touch the skin of his lower back. But he forced them open again and stared into Franklin Smith, PhD's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Franklin Smith, PhD knew he should. This was Franklin Smith, PhD. Franklin Smith, PhD! Could he dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Franklin Smith, PhD nearly as much.

"Stop me," Franklin Smith, PhD said, and made it sound like a dare.

Franklin Smith, PhD was all set to give Franklin Smith, PhD a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Franklin Smith, PhD.I mean sure, Franklin Smith, PhD had seen Franklin Smith, PhD before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Franklin Smith, PhD now had. His eyes had been opened.

Franklin Smith, PhD's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.

In point of fact, Franklin Smith, PhDs mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

It dripped on Franklin Smith, PhD.
Franklin Smith, PhD didn't seem to mind Franklin Smith, PhDs fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on him was fine it seemed. "ewww" he said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come

They kissed eachother softly. Franklin Smith, PhD whispering sweat nothings into Franklin Smith, PhDs ear.




After they had finished - exhausted and embarrassed, they decided to go home and tell all their friends
--
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A Bi-plane appeared above them.
Obama laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my Gun, but I would rather do this...personal style."
He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.

Adam Elliot removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. "
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral Dessert eagles).
"I kill you dead"
Obama head butted Adam Elliot in the chest
Blood splashed onto the floor.
Adam Elliot fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Obama
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Obama leaned over Adam Elliot holding a large rock.

"Quick Adam Elliot use this!" said Ebolia ,chucking a nearby mobile phone towards Adam Elliot.
Adam Elliot grabbed it and chucked it towards Obama hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the tall Farmhouse they were on!
"Goodbye, Obama have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"
SPLAT!
Some blood sprayed up and splashed on them.
"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
Holden Elliot, PhD and Franklin Smith, PhD got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."

So they left the tower and went home. They lived happily ever after and had lots of kids.
The End

(well shit that was more interesting than Redesigning Eva. )

 

[Abethedemon]

Lord of the Rings MEETS MLPFiM : Curse of the The Phoenix egg
by Serenity Darkmoon Raven
In the begining there was The Phoenix egg.
I'm sooo sorry for not updating! I'm working really hard on some other cool stories (but I can't tell you about that in case holywood wants to steal my ideas. It's *that* good!

As usually, the fandom characters aren't mine, but everything else is!

Enjoy!

Summary:
I suck at writing summaries. Bsides the 'fic isn't that long!

Twlight Sparkle was sitting behind her desk. She felt the tears well up in her eyes . After their last adventure, The Purple Pony found out just exactly how cruel people could be. How nasty and inconsiderate real humans actually were. Twlight Sparkle stared at a picture of a polar bear. A magnificent beast who would not hesitate to kill her but at least it would be quick. Not a overlong conspiracy of many years, just to be unleashed on her when she was at her weakest and darkest moment. When she needed her friends the most.

But there had been one tiny ray of light in this whole nightmare. The Purple Pony remembered fondly the day she discovered it. It was a tuesday morning she rememberanced. The memories surfaced before her mind's eye and took the most wonderful shapes. Before The Purple Pony well knew it, a single tear welled up in her eyes and trickled down her cheek.
Because even when all her 'friends' betrayed her, there was one consistant factor in her life: the tempter.

And Twlight Sparkle knew that the rising aspirations between them could never become true, the feelings Twlight Sparkle had for The lord of Morder were the only thing in this world that still felt true to him. No lies, just that single, pure sense and feeling for the man of lies.

Alas, The Purple Pony thought to herself hopelessly. Why must they battle? Why must Twlight Sparkle be destined to destroy the fallen Maiar? Can she ever tell the tempter how much Sauron means to The Purple Pony?

If only she could. Then all her pain would be over. No more betrayal. No more suffering under the laughter from the little dragon (who told her he loved her, only to stab her right inti the heart at valentines day!). No, only the fallen Maiar and Twlight Sparkle's true feelings for him.

A/N Lol this has all been so depressive lol! My next bit will be less dark!


Then our gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate the fallen Maiar's forbodding dungeons but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Enz thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Sauron's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then the tempter's guards would never let them in.
No... they had to be clever.

So Enz came up with the best idea she had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
The Purple Pony's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Arwen Undómiel knew exactly the best store to go: TrampVamp.

So they all went there in the deep of the night and smashed in the doorlock in order to enter the store. Twlight Sparkle deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate the sorceror's headquarters (but that was ok because the half-elven woman knew the store owner and she'd be heavily compensated after the adventure even though she was already quite rich from her gothic store franchise).

Enz put on nice tight redleather pants. Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with red streaks on the side. Then she painted her nails black and used red to draw little drops of blood on there but she only did that because it was the color the pink pony died his hair these days, not because she is a vampire or a killer or something.
the Evenstar wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from unicorns gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Twlight Sparkle also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess she looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Sauron!
And this is where the story ends...

It has come... to my attention... that some readers... don't like my art. They say that it's...it's all anti-semetic (sxuz me, but jews are like that!) and racist (I had a black classmate in my class once and he was really stupid lol) . That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob!

Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's righr! I won't finish this story! You forced me into this HAPPY NOW?!!!!

I want to thank PrettySnape5 and Tinkersnuggums for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.
So long internet. I WON"T MISS U!!

 

[Randall Fragg]

Spoiler: Revolution 60: The Original Script

Note:
In this true story, the charecters are showing as their real selves. I have not censored it like the the mainstream storys




This is the epic story of Gay Holidays quest to find the the holy Mass Effect
Teenage Mutant Ninja Ashley was in the shower.
She had just been beaten up badly by some older girls. She watched the blood red blood spin down the drain.
Meanwhile Werewolf Brianna Wu was walking by Teenage Mutant Ninja Ashley house, in SSV Normandy
She saw steam coming from the window, and went over the look...after all, the house could have been on fire!
Suddenly, Gay Holiday walked in.
As Gay Holiday was undressed by the girls, she examined them carefully
"You know, i never noticed how firm and big your breasts are!"
"Why dont you feel them"
"Can I feel more?"
"you can pleasure us, while we watched and feel eachover...we need a big strong man like you to forfill us" .
This went on for 4 hours, before the girls got tired.
"thank you"
"Dont mention it"

Werewolf Brianna Wu turned the h0t shower off, and they all walked into the living room.
Gay Holiday' put his cloaths on, but Werewolf Brianna Wu and Teenage Mutant Ninja Ashley stayed naked.
"What did you come here for anyway?"
"Oh, yes, i came here to tell you Ninja Saren has returned, and i need your help to defeat him"

"ok, we will get our cloaths on and follow you on your epic quest!"
"Wed do anything for you lover boy."
"ok lets go!!!!"
"ok"
"ok!" "ok!"
And they left to beging the start of the first chapter in their epic quest. 'But then, it turned out Gay Holiday's lover had been secretly sleeping with Ninja Saren.

'The pain, the incredibly agonizing suffering she felt going through her heart, down her spine, into her collon and leaving his body through her anus once more.She was going to take revenge, on both of them, on everyone.
She grabbed her Lightsaber, her Raygun and his Raygun with M6 like ammo loaded. And of course, her trusty rocket launcher.
There she went, onto the streets, scaring everyone in sight. Everyone knew, she was out to take revenge.
The cops hide, so did the thieves and the beggers and the laddies, until there wasn`t a single living being on the steet.
She went into his flying Rocket, and forced his pilot at gunpoint to fly him to the base of Ninja Saren. There she would take his revenge.
The base of Ninja Saren' was crowded with Gaurds, all baring heavy arms and Clubs. And those that didn`t have weapons, had big twin machetties and double egged katana's.
As he flew closer Gay Holiday grabbed his semi-automatic Phaser, pointed and fired at a group of thugs who were outside for a smoke.
A rain of blood came down, with limbs scattered everwhere. The Ninja Sarens flying machine was also coloured red, and Gay Holiday believed she could see someone`s eyebrow sticking against the glass.
"Shoulda dodged that," she said manly.
Gay Holiday followed the screaming till she reached her brother, who was being tortured. There was blood all over the floor.Some on the cieling too, as if really bad violence had been happening.It was horific.
"Gay Holiday! Over here! quick! help me! It hurts"

Then Gay Holiday saw the final boss, who had been torturing her brother.
Gay Holiday shot bullets from her Pulse pistol really fast and the bullets went WAM! and hit Ninja Saren in the eyes and then he couldnt see(because blood was pooring out).

Gay Holiday said "Eat This!" and punched Ninja Saren in the eye and the Ninja Saren went to his knees.
And his blood doth stain the floor on which they walked.
Gay Holiday said "He is dead now, you is safe"
"Thank you!"
"Glade I could help, brother"
"But you should come earlier next time!" and they laughed.

 

[Konstantinos]

I think I've created a monster.

 

[c-no]

I think I've created a monster.

I think I have as well. I honestly wish it didn't include an OC save for that of A-Log, really.

*Edit: Alt. version. Honestly wish this was a program because highlighting the text on the webpage makes it crash for some reason, at least for me.

 

[ASoulMan]

Spoiler: Sonic: The Return of the Choas Emeralds

Once apon a time...
AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! ! '
"We are almost there. Be thankfull nothing has gone wrong" said Sonic-san as they arrived near there journeys end.'
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Tails as he fall down a cliff.
"Nooooo....."
"There there, it will be ok"
"No..This is something...you cannot ease"
"Why?"
"You dont have boobs! "oh "Don't worry, I feel better."
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this:


Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finished with the Grapejuice they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!
Now, how to find him? We know he has a House, but theres so many!"

Sonic said: "I have worked it out. Remember the secret note? Its a code to tell us the address! Look, see I solved it.
The solution was very clever, and it all made sense.
"Wow, I could have never worked that out, well done" "Yes, well done indeed"


So they went to the base.
As they entered there was lots of Mercenaryss. So they swung back their trenchcoats and murdercided them all with their concealed Bazookas of awesome(but no one died!).
.
"Lets take the ventalation shaft!"
"Thats a good plan, so we can sneak to the roof undetected"
So they got into the ventilation shaft.

They traveled upto the roof, ver the ducks, thus avoiding the security systems because they are smart.
We are here, said Sonic crawling out the duck, and putting his shirt on.
"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A Plane appeared above them. Robotinic laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my Machinegun, but I would rather do this...personal style."
He leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop "Ready?" he said, still laughing.

Sonic-san removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral Chainsaws).
"I kill you dead"
Eggman-san head butted SpeedyOne in the chest

Sonic T Hedgehog fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Eggman-san
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Robotinic leaned over SpeedyOne holding a large rock.

"Quick Sonic use this!" said Lithium-san ,chucking a nearby mobile phone towards Sonic T Hedgehog SpeedyOne grabbed it and chucked it towards Robotinic hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the tall Iggloo they were on!
"Goodbye, Eggman-san have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom." Miles Powers and Knuckles-san got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it." But then! Robotinic appeared! He had landed in his Bi-plane that was nearby!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!

 

[Ification]

Kenshiro vs Raoh

Spoiler

Kenshiro,Bat and Lynn were all sitting in their house that they owned one day...

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave I an Buddy Christ.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to .
"Oh no," said , "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Kenshiro, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said and before I could do anything, had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Lynn. After their adventure, I and Lynn had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her.
So I went to Lynn and told the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Lynn sighed and said: "You have always been special, I and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Lynn looked at the cucumber that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the , doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Lynn said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Lynn's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately <I> felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a teddy Bear on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in my head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Raoh! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Kenshiro met with Yuria in a nearby Mansion
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Fighting, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Yurias Desk!"
"oh, Kenshiro! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Yuria blackmailed a a Accountant. Or the time Kenshiro fooled a Biologist into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Kenshiro had ever thought possible.
As Kenshiro was telling another story, He thought He saw Yuria examining him. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Kenshiro felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---

Fortunately worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Raoh's ruffians.
Their search led to a night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Japan. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Japan. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with my Fist of the North Star I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both donned their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that (I had only just discovered I am bi, and I was a little angxious over that. I wans't sure if my othre friends would accept that!.
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore gorgeous blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking zig-zags and gave matching treatment. lovely eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a gorgeous combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Then we went off and defeated Raoh.
Interlude:
Kenshiro at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said he should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.

Kenshiro kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.
---
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Kenshiro chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Kenshiro, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like to hug you a bit"

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Kenshiro whispered, His bottom lip trembling while his limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Yuria stroked her hand up Kenshiro's hip, and pulled his shirt from his trousers. Kenshiro's eyes fluttered shut when he felt Yuria's fingers touch the skin of his lower back. But he forced them open again and stared into Yuria's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Kenshiro knew he should. This was Yuria. Yuria! Could he dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Kenshiro nearly as much.

"Stop me," Yuria said, and made it sound like a dare.

Kenshiro was all set to give Yuria a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Yuria.I mean sure, Kenshiro had seen Yuria before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Kenshiro now had. His eyes had been opened.
Yuria's soft legs.
Her nice attic.
Her very agreeable pony tail.



In point of fact, Kenshiros mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

It dripped on Yuria.
Yuria didn't seem to mind Kenshiros fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on her was fine it seemed. "ewww" she said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
But then they shock hands firmly and said goodbye. Nothing else happened.





So we snuck into the Raoh's lair. It was dark and there were horrofic things on the walls.
Through the dark and dank corridors of the lair's naughty rooms we went with outmost silence and skill. We sneaked past all the guards who had been turned into horrible bears by Raoh's new invention. And this would also happen to the whole world if they wouldn't be able to steal the from Raoh's hands!
They went down the corridors and up the large majestic stairways made of bones and jewls of all shapes and sizes sprinkled with saffron.. One of the corridors led towards a great hall where in the middle of the hall stood a pedestal with a treassure chest on top and on that a red velvet pillow upon which laid a white silk finely woven cloth. And on that laid the .

I knew that I had to use his Fist of the North Star (which I learned from Kenshiro) to get the but it would explode if he didnt believe in himself enough. Lynn inhaled firmly and wondered if I could pull it off. stood ready with his weapon in his hand . I concentrated firmly and then carefully but powerfully unleashed my Fist of the North Star.

It worked! Kenshiro was amazed at my skill! The shielding around the desolved like knife though hot butter. It was amazing how my's use of Fist of the North Star was effective against Raoh's inconceivable powers.
Unfortunately for our plunky heroes, it wasn't enough

"GRRRRRrr" said a creapy voice. Everyone quickly turned to face the entrance of the hall where the voice came from.
It was Raoh! And he looked even less humane as before. He had used the power of the to transform into a horrific tragedy of a humanoid.
"Ha! Are you surprised by my new looks?" He said. "It is amazing! The powers I have now are beyond your comprehension!"
"My comprehension is really good," I retorted and Kenshiro and friends looked proud.
"Hahaha of course yours is. But are you able to comprehend the future of this world? I bet you aren't that smart after all. I will rule the world now, you see and there is nothing you can do to stop me! Even when Kenshiro taught you evreything he knows!"
"But," said Raoh with a lower tone, "even though you are not as smart as I am, you are surprisingly capable so I wish to make this offer: join me and we can rule this world together!"
"Never in a million billion years!" screamed Kenshiro!
"Think about it, you can now still save your friends! Make them stop mutate ebefore I release my powers!"
I saw Kenshiro becoming frightened. I knew he wanted to keep Lynn, Bat, Yuria and alive but I could not get Raoh get away with it! But then I remembered: Raoh no longer had the ! He was powerless!
But as if Raoh could read my mind, Raoh spoke: "Oh and your scheme to steal the ? I no longer need it! I have gained all the power from it that I need in order to mutate everyone in the whole world! But not that you even considered going against me, I will destroy you. Such a shame, we could be such good...friends."
"Morningstar Lightbringer would never be friends with you!" said Yuria

"It is too late now anyway, said Raoh, my plan is active now and I will give you the best place to enjoy it: from your prison cell!"
Raoh laughed and said to his guards: "lead them to my dungeon where you will suffer for all eternity in agony .

But I had not forgotten Kenshiro's Fist of the North Star. With the stealth and strenght that I learned from his previous adventures, he winked and unleashed the Fist of the North Star.
Raoh had not expected that. He thought he had trapped me and my friends and managed to demoralise them so much they would not resist.
"Arggg!" Raoh said. His guards did not know what to do. Their leader was too weak against this onslaught. What could they do against that sort of might? So they all fled!
"Argh, noooo!" Raoh extrapolated, "I was soo close to ultimate power!"
Seeing my succesfully attack Raoh, Kenshiro, Yuria and Bat also attacked Raoh!

"Arigh, no, noooo!"
"I will unleash my final power!" Raoh said and raised his arms to the sky and started hissing an evil curse.
But Kenshiro was too quick. He ran towards Raoh and hit Raoh in the tummy. He was knocked out instantly. Everyone was happy and everyone was cheering for Kenshiro who had avoided the apocalypse! Kenshiro thanked me for my inspiration and actions. And now we all went home and wait until our next adventure!

tl;dr: Out-of-characterness all over the place. Kenshiro and Raoh are barely manly. Especially Raoh, he died in one hit. Worst part though is that it's self-insert fanfiction.

 

[spaps]

Spoiler: Metal Gear : Escape from Santa Monica : Now with added teddy Bears by David Hayter

David Hayter-san woke up one winter morning... David Hayter-san kicked Hideo Kojima-san hard , shattering his apendex and spewing blood and guts all over the floor. "You Mother-of-a-bitch I'm going to make you eat my Bottle of glue" David Hayter-san smashed his blade hard down on Hideo Kojima-san cutting his ear off. . Blood red blood shot out, splashing everywhere. You could see dripping veins hanging down and broken bones on the floor. Hideo Kojima-san screamed in agony and then lunged at David Hayter-san. Hideo Kojima-san ripped David Hayter-sans head off in one move, sending it spinning accross the floor. Leaving a trail of red ozing blood and pieces of brain, Hideo Kojima-san reached down and tasted the remains.Placeing it on his lips and licking them. David Hayter-san's body slumped down, spraying blood everywhere. Suddenly, David Hayter-san woke up. "You know, i think Hideo Kojima-san is back, i can feel it in my groin". "Oh no, not again" "I must go, i must journey alone to defeat him once and for all!" With that, David Hayter-san marched off --- Meanwhile, the voice of Solid Snakes mind was wondered back to the past. It was the voice of Solid Snake-sans Hogmanay party, which everyone was invited too. The party was awesome as always, because Christopher Randolph-san was hosting it. the voice of Solid Snake was pretty drunk that day. He had already punched a bunch of people. Christopher Randolph-san a few times.Because he is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies. If the voice of Solid Snake was honest, he couldn't remember much that happened. Only something about a Mercenarys,a goat and a pair of scissors. There was one thing that stuck in him mind though. Something he would never forget. Debi Mae West. Debi Mae West was wearing a David Hayter-san mask that night Everyone had come as something or someone else. Christopher Randolph-san was dressed as Debi Mae West-san. Laura Bailey-san was dressed as David Hayter-san. David Hayter-san was dressed as Hideo Kojima-san. And Hideo Kojima-san was dressed as a Desk. the voice of Solid Snake was instantly attracted to Debi Mae West in her costume. The way she moved. The way she talked.The way she flicked her hair. Debi Mae West was doing a Karaoke number. It was "99 red balloons". And she was awesome. She sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Debi Mae West. the voice of Solid Snake got up and sang too. When Debi Mae West was singing 99 red balloons it was like the words spoke to him. Debi Mae West seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world. They gazed into eachother eyes as Debi Mae West put her soul into the last lyric. Then silence. Suddenly, the voice of Solid Snake was woken out of the flashback by current events! --- Arriving at the mysterious shack, David Hayter-san found that there was an item laying on the table in the shack. Around the shack was a mysterious circle drawn in intestines. "Be careful" said Christopher Randolph-san who as usually was cowardly squatting behind David Hayter-san. David Hayter-san carefully manuvred into the shack and on his tiptoes and scuttled forward. The floorboards beneath his feet croaked and David Hayter-san could hear a loud hummer coming from the table. There the cardboard box laid. Right there for his taking. But David Hayter-san was clever. David Hayter-san knew it was a trap! So David Hayter-san said to Christopher Randolph-san, "Why don't you take it, it looks safe." And Christopher Randolph-san was like "Oh, well, if you're sure, I will!" David Hayter-san slowly paced backwards and let him to do the taking. David Hayter-san knew that if it was a trap, Christopher Randolph-san would be triggering it. And then Hideo Kojima-san would get him, but not him. David Hayter-san knew Christopher Randolph-san wouldn't mind sacrifcing himself for him. He always said that. But forutnately when Christopher Randolph-san grabbed the cardboard box, nothing happened. Except they were cowardly attacked by Goon's! They hoped into the shack and fired shurikons at them, but they managed the dodge them quite well (by hiding behind eachother). They defeated them quite quickly, they were no match for them. they smashed their heads in and ripped their clothes off and stabbed them until they stopped moving Hero's blade was serenaded, so it ripped their stomachs open and blood and guts flew everywhere. Then when everything was dead, David Hayter-san licked off the blade . But now with the cardboard box in their hands, they could take Hideo Kojima-san straight on! -- -- --- The next time they saw eachother Debi Mae West winked at the voice of Solid Snake, remembering what happened at the party.the voice of Solid Snake blushed. Some of the others giggled. Did they know? the voice of Solid Snake didn't care. ---- --- the voice of Solid Snake had some time before he had to do anything, so he decided to have another flashback. It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother. "Hi" the voice of Solid Snake said, meekly. "Hay" Debi Mae West said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol. "Do you want too..." "maybe.." "ok then." So they walked to the cloakroom. It wasn't long before their lips were together. the voice of Solid Snake couldn't remember who made the first move. He did remember the taste though. The taste of Debi Mae West. Debi Mae West tasted like Granny smith apple on a Autumn noon. Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour. What had they been eating? the voice of Solid Snake tried to work out it. It took much tung work. After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Debi Mae West guessed what the voice of Solid Snake was doing. "I had Strewbury for lunch." "oh" "you dont have to stop though" "oh. Good!" the voice of Solid Snake said, with great relief. They finally drew away after what seemed a whole Century but was only mere minutes. The taste of Debi Mae West's lips still lingered in the voice of Solid Snake's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes. Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Debi Mae West snuggling against the voice of Solid Snake's neck as he snuggled upto Debi Mae West's torso. (lots of hugging happened after this). . They had a lot of..."fun". "Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said the voice of Solid Snake. "Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Debi Mae West blushing in the way they always did. "Tomorrow?" "Yes" said Debi Mae West. "I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said the voice of Solid Snake. And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but they never told their friends. --- "And David Hayter-san met Hideo Kojima-san and he said "omgosh you look big and scary". Hideo Kojima-san laughed. "I came here to kill you, but now I know I cant. I I..your going to kill me arnt you?" "No, why should I? Your a vampire like me. Look deep into your heart you know it to be true. David Hayter-san looked deep into his soul, and saw the truth. He was one. He was on the wrong side all along. He left who he wrongly thought were his friends killing them all in a blood bath of his own doing, and joined his true family. And so they lived happly ever after as vampires

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Spoiler: Everything meets Everyone 6: The revenge of Aizen

By Mr. Bobokins99

Grayson woke up next to Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99.
(earlier that week he found out he was gay)
"Aizen is back, my spider-sense is tingleing..."
"If he is back, then he must be a zombie!"
"Good thinking!"
Suddenly Anzu came in quickly.
"Aizen is back, he has killed Orihime and Archer !!!"
"WHAT? Noooooo!!!" Screamed Grayson The scream was heard for hundreds of miles, echoing into the sadness of the black dark nighttime air in the atmosphere.
"He is trying to enslave Texas!"
"You must know one thing, one vital important fact that will be his fatal weekness...you must know this,ok, pay carefull attention and take note for if you fail to listen the consquences will be terrible...listen well to my word...
This is his akilies heel. In order to defeat Aizen you must..you must...you must...."
At that moment Anzu Mazaki dropped dead on the floor, the poison she was secretly given the day before finaly killing her.
Her guts feel out of her, staining the carpet and making the nearby Teddy bear messy

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!" said our hero.
"Nooooooooooooo!!!" He repeated, in an upset tone of voice.
"She was my friend, I am very upset!"
"There there, Grayson." Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 patted Grayson on the back.
"Thanks, thats better "
"Look! She has something in her hand!"
Grayson ripped open the flesh from the hand,spraying blood everywhere.
Inside was a secret encrypted, coded note:
"The Dictionary will destroy the Pillow as the Bikini of evil returns."
"This must be a clue!"
"lets go!"
The game is afoot!
---
Meanwhile, Orihimes mind was wondered back to the past. The good old days....
It was Archers Saint patrick's day party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 was hosting it.

Orihime was pretty drunk that day. She had already punched a bunch of people. Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 a few times.Because he is stupid.Blood was spilled. But that was normal in this sort of party.As was the pile of bodies.
If Orihime was honest, she couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a Lackys,a goat and a pair of scissors.

There was one thing that stuck in her mind though. Something she would never forget.
Mr. Bobokins99.
Mr. Bobokins99 was wearing a Grayson mask that night (it was a fancy dress party btw - A/N).
It was one of the most erotic costumes at the party.
Everyone had come as something or someone else.
No one could recognize anyone else because everyone had bits of their bodies covered;

Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 was dressed as Anzu Mazaki.
Anzu Mazaki was dressed as Orihime.
Orihime was dressed as Grayson.
Grayson was dressed as Aizen.
And Aizen was dressed as a G-string.

Orihime had no idea which person Mr. Bobokins99 was! At the top they were strangers. But they would become much more!
Orihime was instantly attracted to Mr. Bobokins99 in him costume. The way he moved. The way he talked.The way he flicked his hair.
Mr. Bobokins99 was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "Wannabe". And he was awesome.
He sung like they were possessed.The audience was transfixated by Mr. Bobokins99.
Underwear was chucked at Mr. Bobokins99.
Orihime was soooo turned on.
(and she didn't need that underwear anyway)
Despite Her crushing shyness,and fear of people judging him,Orihime got up and sang too.
When Mr. Bobokins99 was singing wannabe it was like the words spoke to her. Mr. Bobokins99 seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to her. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Mr. Bobokins99 put his soul into the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Orihime was woken out of the flashback by current events!
---

Then our sexybloodthirsty gang knew what to do. They had to infiltrate Aizen's phallic shaped volcano but in order to do so, they had to wear a disguise.

Grayson thought long and hard about the best disguise. They couldn't be too obvious or threatening because then Aizen's guards could catch them. But they couldn't look too mundane because then Aizen's guards would never let them in.They couldn't go naked, as they were likely to be distracted.By Sex.
No... they had to be clever.

So Grayson, after a suggestion from Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99, came up with the best idea he had: they would dress up in gothic clothes!
Grayson's friends were a little skeptic at the idea, but they all agreed it was for the best. But where would they get the best gothic clothing to surprise the guards with?
Anzu Mazaki knew exactly the best store to go: TBurtons.

So they all went there in the dread of the night and took out the patrolling store guards with their silenced cross bows, 'paw!' 'paw!', leaving only a single red dot in their forehead Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 deactivated the alarm and so they could easily get into the store and take whatever they need in order to infiltrate Aizen's headquarters

Grayson put on nice tight redleather pantsthat made his trouser lump stand out in an eye-pleasing way. . Then a black tanktop with My Chemical Romance's logo on the back and on top of it all a nice long leather coat with blood-red streaks on the side. Then he painted his nails black and used red blood to draw little drops of blood on there
Anzu wore a short red skirt with long black stockings that had holes where the toes would go so she could still paint her toenails. And she also had a corset made from dragons gut that looked so awesome on her. Over this all she had a long leather coat. Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 also had cool clothes (A/N but I'm running out of imagination to describe it, so I guess he looked like Neo from the Matrix i know it's an old movie but those clothes look soooo cool)

Finally they were ready to face Aizen!


---
The next time they saw eachother Mr. Bobokins99 winked at Orihime, remembering what happened at the party.Orihime blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Orihime didn't care.
----
---
Orihime had some time before he had to do anything, so she decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Orihime said, meekly.
"Hay" Mr. Bobokins99 said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Orihime couldn't remember who made the first move.
She did remember the taste though. The taste of Mr. Bobokins99.
Mr. Bobokins99 tasted like Star fruit on a Winter noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Orihime tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Mr. Bobokins99 guessed what Orihime was doing.
"I had Bilberry for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Orihime said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole May but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Mr. Bobokins99's lips (and other things) still lingered in Orihime's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Mr. Bobokins99 snuggling against Orihime's neck as he snuggled upto Mr. Bobokins99's torso.



Mr. Bobokins99 went further by clutching Orihime with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of Her slacks to feel what was underneath.

The telltale shape in her leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Orihime's thigh.

Mr. Bobokins99 moved over Orihime's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs.
Orihime liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Mr. Bobokins99 joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Orihime sounded like Walk involved in a crash! Mr. Bobokins99 sounded like a heard of Gorillas on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Mr. Bobokins99 said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Orihime, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Mr. Bobokins99 finally head butted Orihime to get her to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Orihime.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Mr. Bobokins99 blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Mr. Bobokins99.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Orihime.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.


---

After climbing the mountain they finally arrived at the Aizen's lair. It was the most epic most phalicly penis shaped tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of Aizen's fearsome dragon.
No longer owuld it singe villagers and eat their pets. It would finally pay for its crimes A/N if you wanna know more about the great dragon, message me! I can tell you all about it! I can't write it here because it's an idea for an original book I have and I don't want publishers or holywood to steal my ideas again!

"Mhahahaha!" the dragon roared. It flapped around and when it saw the heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and projectile vomited it all over them! But our heroes were better than that, and with the powers stored inside the The author's e-penis, Grayson used his shooting up and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long blood soaked stairway decorated with corpses, Grayson saw Aizen furnishing an incantation!
Once more Grayson unleashed the shooting up but it had no use! A/N OMG!!!

"Hahahaha! siad Aizen. "Yur powers do nothing against my great evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says Aizen with lingering evil in his voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"(A/N OMG!!!! Bet no one saw that coming!)
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, Aizen pointed a single finger at Grayson and a rainbow glowing streak of lighte went from his fingertip, onto the Grayson.
"Arrggh!" Grayson muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
Grayson"! said Anzu, "Noooo!"
And Unstopable Mr. Bobokins99 ran towards Aizen and smacked him in the face. The force ripped villain's head clean off and blood spattered everywhere.! The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, Grayson's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was pretty cool. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dragom dad and flew back home. The end!

 

[A Random]

Eva time.

Spoiler: Based on a true story!

At Misato's apartment, Tom and his homies are worshiping. John, Charles and Yushiro Gowa discuss the past and the joy of rubber. Meanwhile, at NERV, Jon Ellis and Agent Delphi are discussing cannibalism in the British navy. Tom and the gang go out eating pie when suddenly the Invador Alert sounds! No less than twelve Invadors will arrive in a Trabant so the Children arrive in Mr T's van. Nerv deploys a bakers dozen of EVAs. Tom immediately seeks out the most powerful Invador which has the body of a bull, the head of Edward the spoony bard, the arms of the Abraham Lincon Memorial, the legs of a spider and a six-pack of beer. The Invador attacks Tom with a copy of European Enemies. Tom is almost defeated but then he eats his lunch and destroys the Invador by beating it at scrabble. Then he goes and rescues Auska. After the battle, the kids go to try experimental cooking at Tharonja's where they discuss how hard the battle was and fight in a no-holds-barred fighting tournament. At NERV, Ritsuko discovers Gamera is big and full of Turtle Meat.
Next week: Tom goes on Springer!

 

[QE 757]

Le grande adventure feat. Kengle , Chris , Champron & "dessert eagle"

Spoiler

Sonichen Adventures of Kengle Jr.

This is the tale of Kengle Jr. and how he descovered the legendary Autischen Medallion

On the day his farmhouse was raided with dominating force, Kengle Jr.s son had been sleeping untill 3am.
Normaly he got up at 4 to see the sunrise, because Kengle Jr. had raised him as a good boy.
Everyone else was already up.
Loreley, Kengle Jr.s daughter, was already making them all fried breakfirst with sirup.
Loreley was an expert archcology, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for gifted and thats all that mattered to them.
They didnt mind that she was a bit wild at times.
At 11, she now knew shitloads of langerages, one prehistoric, 2 computer and four sign langerages.
She found it easy, and learnt them with her dad together.
By now, Kengle Jr. was now up and standing on the porch with his shirt off.
He stared out over the wide desert landscape, he was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, his was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world.
He was no longer a solider, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
He was troubled by a newspaper artical his read a few days ago, that mentioned
that someone from North Kingstown was killed in a small war. His was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell he cast with Autischen Medallion a few years ago.
The Autischen Medallion was now hidden in his garrage.
Kengle Jr. was disturbed from his deep thinking by Loreley tugging on his shirt.
"Father! Father! Look!".
Loreley pointed urgently at the horizon.
"Frell!"
Helicopters Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at his house.

He ran inside and bolted the reinforced front door.
He woke his son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.
"Quick! Start the Helicopter! We are under attack!"
"OMG" He said as Sonichen run out.
He ran back in with his helmit.
"Holy Shit!".
Kengle Jr., meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious Autischen Medallion. The rocks fell and barried it totaly secretly so no one would find it.
(None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
Kengle Jr. and his family ran to the hanger, Loreley leading the way with her shotgun
They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
"Dont worry! We are almost there!".
They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
Their was a solider already there, but Loreley whackd him.
"Good job!" Kengle Jr. said, as he pushed him out.
They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
"Did you get the secret message?"
"Yes, my good friend Chris Chan told me that Champron was behind this!".
"We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".
So they joined onwards, their enemys in hot pursuit!

But then, it turned out Kengle Jr.`s lover had been secretly sleeping with Champron
The pain, the incredibly agonizing suffering he felt going through his heart, down his spine, into his collon and leaving his body through his anus once more. He was going to take revenge, on both of them, on everyone.
He grabbed his dessert eagle, his barretta and his AK-74 with M6 bullets loaded. And of course, his trusty rocket launcher.
There he went, onto the streets, scaring everyone in sight. Everyone knew, he was out to take revenge.
The cops hide, so did the thieves and the beggers and the laddies, until there wasn`t a single living being on the steet.
He went into his flying helicopter, and forced his pilot at gunpoint to fly him to the base of Champron. There he would take his revenge.
The base of Champron was crowded with thugs, all baring heavy arms and weapons. And those that didn`t have weapons, had big twin machetties and double egged katana`s.
The helicopter came closer and Kengle Jr. grabbed his semi-automatic rocketlauncher, pointed and fired at a group of thugs who were outside for a smoke.
A rain of blood came down. The helicopter itself was also splattered.
"Shoulda dodged that," he said manly.

Our heroes arrived at Champron. He just stood there.
Its time you saw my true form, mortals.
"Mortals?" said Rosechen
"What does he mean?"
"Maha. Fools...behold..."
With that he ripped his mask off! His horns sprung up, he was Satan!
"OMG" they all said in unison.
"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals"
With that, he struck down his falk and killed Chris Chan
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That."
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
"Chris Chan thinks, my wooden sword is short" said Kengle Jr.
"What??"
Kengle Jr. smiled softly
"I love you" said Kengle Jr.
"What?" said Satan, supprised
"I love you" said Gloria
"I love too" said Champron
"I love as well!" said Kengle Jr.
"What? Noo...ARRRGGG" screamed Satan
Satan then exploded in a shower of hearts!
"Not even Satan can defeat the power of Love"
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.

The End

I tried the download version at http://www.fanficmaker.com/HomePage.php

I also tried this with my own OCs and the program produced a scat fic

 

[DNJACK]

Spoiler

But then, it turned out Smelly man's lover had been secretly sleeping with the evil vamp.She had been having sex with her a lot. the canadian was angry about this. She felt she should be the only one able to thrust his manlyness into her.
He was also concerned with aids!
'The pain, the incredibly agonizing suffering she felt going through her heart, down her spine, into her collon and leaving his body through her anus once more.She was going to take revenge, on both of them, on everyone.
She grabbed her Rocket, her Slingshot and his Lazergun with M6 like ammo loaded. And of course, her trusty rocket launcher.
There she went, onto the streets, scaring everyone in sight. Everyone knew, she was out to take revenge.
The cops hide, so did the thieves and the beggers and the laddies, until there wasn`t a single living being on the steet.
She went into his flying Hot air-balloon, and forced his pilot at gunpoint to fly him to the base of the evil vampiress. There she would take his revenge.
The base of the evil vampiress' was crowded with Mercenaryss, all baring heavy arms and Lightsabers. And those that didn`t have weapons, had big twin machetties and double egged katana's.
As he flew closer James Logan grabbed his semi-automatic Raygun, pointed and fired at a group of thugs who were outside for a smoke.
A rain of blood came down, with limbs scattered everwhere. The the evil vamps flying machine was also coloured red, and the canadian believed she could see someone`s eyebrow sticking against the glass.
"Shoulda dodged that," she said manly.
Interlude:
the evil vamp at that moment felt in her pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said she should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset...and she should being her noochie.

Victoria kept this secret as it was clearly just for Her.
---
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" the evil vamp chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Victoria, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," the evil vamp whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while her limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." James stroked her hand up the evil vamp's hip, and pulled her shirt from her trousers. the evil vamp's eyes fluttered shut when she felt Smelly man's fingers touch the skin of her lower back. But she forced them open again and stared into Smelly man's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." the redhead knew she should. This was James Logan. Wolverine! Could she dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Victoria nearly as much.

"Stop me," Wolverine said, and made it sound like a dare.

Victoria was all set to give weapon x a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at Smelly man.I mean sure, the evil vamp had seen the short guy before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which the redhead now had. Her eyes had been opened.
Wolverine's soft legs.
Her nice golden globes.
Her very agreeable pony tail.
Her....bait.


In point of fact, the redheads mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.
Other parts of her might have been wet too.
It dripped on the short guy.
James Logan didn't seem to mind the evil vamps fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on her was fine it seemed. "ewww" she said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
Wolverine opened her mouth wider for stuff to drip into.

They kissed eachother softly. the evil vamp whispering sweat nothings into James Logans ear.
James Logan and the evil vampiresss bodies entangled becoming one ball of body parts.
It felt like there was Vaginas everywhere...even when there wasn't!

They then practiced lots and lots of sex
Once they had finished practicing, they were experts!


After they had finished - with big grins on their faces and embarrassed, they decided to go home and never speak of this again
--

After climbing the mountain they finally arrived at the the evil vamp's lair. It was the most epic most phalicly penis shaped tower they had ever seen! And atop they heard the roar of the redhead's fearsome dragon.
No longer owuld it singe villagers and eat their pets. It would finally pay for its crimes !

"Greatings mortals!" the dragon growled. It wooshed around and when it saw our heroes, it breathed in fire deeply and spewed it at them! But our heroes were quicker than that, and with the spell stored inside the Mutant Growth Hormone, Smelly man used her Super Healing and unleashed it upon the dragon!
The scared dragon fled and the heroes could get in.

Then at the end of a long blood soaked stairway decorated with corpses, James Logan saw Victoria furnishing an incantation!
Once more the short guy unleashed the Super Healing but it had no use!

"Hahahaha! siad the evil vamp. "Yur powers do nothing against my super-evil. And you don't even know why...."
"Why?"
"I'll tell you why!" says the redhead with lingering evil in her voice. "It's because the dragon.... is secretly your father!"
"My father?! Noooooo! What have you done?!"
"I have turned your father into a dragon!"
"Noooo what have you done?!"
"I have turned him into a dragon! And now you will suffer too and be enslaved by this special spell I have prepared just for you!"
And with that last sentence, the redhead pointed a single finger at Burly man and a purple blinding streak of lighte went from her fingertip, onto the Smelly man.
"Arrggh!" Wolverine muttered in pain. "Arrthuhgh!"
Burly man"! said the prophet, "Noooo!"
And the gold-eyed beauty ran towards the evil vamp and smacked her in the face. The force ripped villain's head clean off and blood spattered everywhere.! The spell stopt absuddenly! And with that, Burly man's dad was also freed from his prison in dragon form!

But he decided to stay a dragon because that was awesome. But he was no longer evil! So they all went ontop of the dad and flew back home. The end!

" "Shoulda dodged that," she said manly."

I really like the ability to make Logan identify as a girl.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Spoiler: The Return of Insane Rape Ape

The Return Of Insane rape ape
by Seymour Buttz
This is the amazing heroic tale of, our hero, Fuckbots epic quest to find the mysterious holy Serenity Serentiy Rider of flesh towerGlorifica I was born under the shady dark red moon of the last oktober of the second millenium after the Great Shit. . My father was the king of all the lands of our kingdom from the Beyond. My mother was born of the Ferry of Wisdom and Beauty. Every day I ware the most beautyfil outfits the worlds have ever seen. My favourte is a fetishincandesent blue jacket that reaches down to my angles and is decorated with signs of insignia. I take long walks at the kingdoms dark forrest where I am acoompanied by my faithful Jortföljitr (A/N: I got that name after I watched Thor!), my faithful companion ferral dire lionworf. But one day I was walking down the beach and then I saw a great dark light appearing in the middle of the beach. It was great and dark and was everywhere but especially the middle where it was the greatest and darkest of all. Oh faithful Jortfulljitar! I said! Jortfalhitr looked at me with his great dark eyes and snuffled up to me in fear and comfort. And growled at the grat Black and Dark lgith. Jortfialjiral was a great and vicious beast I evaganlised in my head. But I must have said it out loud because behind me a mysterious voice said Thats indeed a great and vicious beast you have there. It was Fuckbot! I had heard of Fuckbot all this time but I had never met His! I wouldn't have dreamed to actually see that He existed in this dimension! My father is the king of all the realms and dimensions and he had known that Fuckbot lived in one of his rears and but it was quite exciting. But I cared for none of that. Because when I saw Fuckbot, I was burning in his the great round orbs of his soul that was embedded deeply wthin his head. After what seemed like many eternitys we were awoken from our mutational dream we were having together. Because.......!! Eyjafjallajökul groelwd once more at the great black thing (it was sort of like a swirly thing, but sworly doesn't quite sound epic so i didn't describe it as swirly. But it knid of is)... and it rapped open! From within the deepest and darkest earas of the realsm I saw forthcoming a beast of greatness. It's evilness was radiating from the skins of other beings that it wore and swriwling around its head ( I think it was its head) came forth the souls of the beings that had suffered while it atea them. I was flabbergasted. I reached out from my blue jacket and I held before more the AllDUst that my mother had enstruated to me so long ago. I held it before me and spoke the words in the acient Furry Langugae that my mother had taught to me as her mother had taught it to her and hers mother had taught it to her after she had won those words from the Great Dragon JarriJalleJar! JortFullJarriJalle was a great evil beast that had tomented the lands of my father and my father couln't do anything about it because he was yet still a small child of a boy (my father is really old you see, like the Doctor!) Fortunately worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Insane rape ape's ruffians. Their search led to a gay night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Croatia. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Croatia. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Fuckbot's Can make any woman have sex with him I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself. And would join me. So not to fall out of fashion we both stripped and squeezed into their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that. I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore incandesent blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking strips and gave the same treatment. gorgeous eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a lovely combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not! Oh hell, Insane rape ape could wait. Now I looked upon with lust filling . Insane rape ape could be taking over the world for what I cared, now it should be all about me and . But little did I know that in fact had been lusting after me as well! With force and lust threw me onto the closet and thrusted himself right into me. I moaned. We came. Then we went off and defeated Insane rape ape. So we defeated Insane rape ape and everyone was satisfied! Insane rape ape: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible! Me (Clarisse): No No, back into your coffin! Insane rape ape: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!my schwanz wont fit! Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story! Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake! Insane rape ape: Well I'm gonna steal your cake! Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!? Insane rape ape: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?! Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness! : chotto mate-ah! Insane rape ape: huh ;^_^; : domo desu-ka @_@? Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake! : well, I want you, how about that? winked at me, but . But was all hot 'n that, I thought. So I Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Me: Oh definitely more, I'm going to rip your clothes off and Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?. Insane rape ape: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it! The end

 

[ZehnBoat]

in before kiwifics
don't put me in one i swear...

http://www.fanficmaker.com/#ffv2_,C...nEra,Hero,FSide1,,10,100,49,100,1432609274026

Spoiler: DEAR GOD NO

A little Later, Chris-Chan was taking a shit.
She was having trouble though.
It felt like days passed and still no sign of release.

"Help..Errrr... ahhhh! Christ! when is this epic poo gonna pass!?" Chris-Chan exclaimed, Her face wincing with effort.
She made every effort in her little girl body to expel this demon thing from her curvy back side.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I wanted to call this one "Wizzrobe fights Connor irl" but they just ended up banging each other so idek

Spoiler

This is the tale of Wizzrobe and how he discovered the mighty pickle962
the ugly black girl felt really dperessed one day. She had just found out that she was adopted. Her real parents turned out to be nobels from Europe. They had a upper class Mansion and were mighty richt! But she had none of that richness around. It made her feel pretty bad about herself so she listened to some good music.

But long she did not have to be depressed as Wizzrobe came in and kissed her in her special place (they had falled in love at the end of the story see). And he said: "I love oyu so much, it hurts.But fortunately I like pain, as I am into that stuff. But I know you are hurt now and not in the sexy way. What is wrong with you? If you feel bad then I feel bad.But not in the sexy way"
So the ugly black girl with a skin condition told him the whole story. He was shocked to hear this and said "I'm really shocked to hear this! Your parents are monsters!"
"Which ones?"
"All four of them, I don't like them. As much as I don't like DeagleBoipussy420!"
And that was a lot because the ugly black girl knew that Wizzrobe hated DeagleBoipussy420 because she was unbelievably stupid and fat.
But Wizzrobe took out a letter, "this had just arrived," said Wizzrobe.
the ugly black girl with a skin condition openend the envolupe and inside was an invitation:
"Most Esteemed the ugly black girl with a skin condition said the message"
"You are condord invited to the royal ball of your parents. Your real parents, miss."
"We hope to see you soon. Most esteamly yours, dutchess!"

Oh my, said the ugly black girl this is rad!. But Wizzrobe was a little sceptic: "Maybe it's a trick."
"Why?" said the ugly black girl
"Because there are.... rumours. Of Connor Bible still being around!"
"Surely he could not come all the way to Europe!?" said the ugly black girl with a skin condition confidently because she didn't think that Whiny Fat Faggot could travel that far.
"Hurm," said Wizzrobe contagiously, "we just have to be careful."
"Hold on," exlciamed the ugly black girl, there is something else in the invitation!
"Princess the ugly black girl, hereby we also bestow upon you the keys to the cage of a flying unicorn your parents have provided you with. Also, whenever you hold this key in your hand, your powers are increased"
the ugly black girl was really happy with that but also felt a little bad for Wizzrobe. After they had a relaction ship, Wizzrobe had taught her his halal and she picked it up really well! She was now even better at Wizzrobe at the halal!

So they went and picked up the flying unicorn. It was really quick and agile and flew around them like it really enjoyed itself! It took a moment but with enough training and perversion, the ugly black girl with a skin condition trained it to her will! Now they could go and visit their parents!

But little did they know that the invitation was not from the ugly black girl with a skin condition's european nobel parents, but from DeagleBoipussy420 instead! And she had teamed up with Connor!
---
Meanwhile, Wizzrobes mind was wondered back to the past.
It was KingOfMangas Bat mitzvah party, which everyone was invited too.
The party was awesome as always, because Connor Bible was hosting it.

Wizzrobe was pretty drunk that day.
If Wizzrobe was honest, he couldn't remember much that happened.
Only something about a Desk,a rabbi and a traffic cone.

There was one thing that stuck in him mind though. Something he would never forget.
Connor.
Connor Bible was wearing a Wizzrobe mask that night

Everyone had come as something or someone else.


KingOfManga was dressed as the ugly black girl with a skin condition.
the ugly black girl was dressed as DeagleBoipussy420.
DeagleBoipussy420 was dressed as Wizzrobe.
Wizzrobe was dressed as Whiny Fat Faggot.


Wizzrobe was instantly attracted to Connor in him costume. The way he moved. The way he talked.The way he flicked his hair.
Connor was doing a Karaoke number.
It was "A whole new world". And he was awesome.
He sung like a true seductor.The audience was miasmarised by Connor Bible.
Underwear was chucked at Whiny Fat Faggot.
Wizzrobe was soooo turned on.
(and he didn't need that underwear anyway)
Wizzrobe got up and sang too.
When Connor Bible was singing a whole new world it was like the words spoke to him. Connor Bible seemed to be addressing each word of the song just to him. The room faded away and it was just the two of them. No one else in the world.
They gazed into eachother eyes as Connor spoke the last lyric.
Then silence.

Suddenly, Wizzrobe was woken out of the flashback by the present
---
MG! We are almost there", Wizzrobe said after traveling for ages.
"GOOD GRIEF, I didnt think we had journed this far!"
They sat down for a rest break and to plot their trajectory into the evil ones HQ base.
"WE must find the pickle962.
"I forgot all about that", said Wizzrobe, who was generaly considered a moron, so we all laugh at them for forgetting. HAHA! Funny hu?
"HAHA, you remember now"
"yes"
"Good"
"yes"
"Good"
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basicaly, it went like this:

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionaly, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finnished the Buddy christ they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!

---
The next time they saw eachother Connor Bible winked at Wizzrobe, remembering what happened at the party.Wizzrobe blushed.
Some of the others giggled. Did they know? Wizzrobe didn't care.
----
They arrived at Whiny Fat Faggot's Warehouse and entered
"You have arrived I see. Pitty, I was just talking to my Boss"
"Your boss?" said everyone.
"HE MEANS ME!!!"
Suddenly, SATAN appeared behind them!

"OMG" they all said in unison.
"Your G wont save you now, mere mortals"
With that, he struck down his falk and killed KingOfManga.
"You bastard. You Will Pay For That.".
"You see? I am evil. I killed. I am Satan"
"You know, I think Whiny Fat Faggots uncle would be better straighter dont you think?" said Wizzrobe.
"What??"
Wizzrobe smiled softly as he knew what he meant.
Dramaticaly,Wizzrobe pulled out A BIBLE!
"With the TRUE word of GOD our saviour and with the power of CHRIST I compel you to LEAVE!"
"NOOO ARRGGGG NOT THE HOLY WORD OF GOD! MY POWERS OF EVOLUTION AND RATIONAL REASON IS NO MATCH!!!"
Satan exploded with the holy light of justice!
"This is true power, not that evil magic" said Wizzrobe!
---
Wizzrobe had some time before he had to do anything, so he decided to have another flashback.

It was just after the Karaoke. They had stepped of the stage to loud applause and were now looking at eachother.
"Hi" Wizzrobe said, meekly.
"Hay" Connor said, also meekly. Their confidence from moments ago had evaporated like alcohol.
"Do you want too..."
"maybe.."
"ok then."
So they walked to the cloakroom.
It wasn't long before their lips were together. Wizzrobe couldn't remember who made the first move.
He did remember the taste though. The taste of Connor.
Connor Bible tasted like Cucumber on a Summer noon.
Refreshing and salty but also a bit sour.
What had they been eating? Wizzrobe tried to work out it. It took much tung work.
After a few minutes mouth to mouth pot holing, Whiny Fat Faggot guessed what Wizzrobe was doing.
"I had Apricot for lunch."
"oh"
"you dont have to stop though"
"oh. Good!" Wizzrobe said, with great relief.
They finally drew away after what seemed a whole January but was only mere minutes.
The taste of Connor Bible's lips (and other things) still lingered in Wizzrobe's mouth as they finally looked upon each other with new eyes.
Relieved sighs came from both of them as both embraced, Whiny Fat Faggot snuggling against Wizzrobe's neck as he snuggled upto Whiny Fat Faggot's torso.



Connor went further by clutching Wizzrobe with his fingers, pulling at the fabric of His slacks to feel what was underneath.

The telltale shape in his leggings stood out between them, especially with the weight it had against Wizzrobe's thigh.

Connor Bible moved over Wizzrobe's body like a serpent and lovenly nuzzled at a peaked abbs.
Wizzrobe liked this a lot and started making a lot of noise. Connor Bible joined in. "Owwww...Ahhh...MAHAhhhEEkkk...aakk"
It got pretty noisy from that point on. Both of them had a lot of fun and made a lot of noise!. Wizzrobe sounded like Tesla involved in a crash! Whiny Fat Faggot sounded like a heard of Orcas on drugs. They had a lot of..."fun".
"My groinal area are hurting...can we stop? 12 times is enough surely?" Connor said, pleading.
"No...MORE MORE MORE" said Wizzrobe, with apparently an insatiable apatite
Connor finally slapped Wizzrobe to get him to stop.
"Sorry about that, I got a little carried away" said Wizzrobe.
"Thats ok I.....enjoyed it." said Connor blushing in the way they always did.
"Tomorrow?"
"Yes" said Connor.
"I'll bring some of my toys next time for us to play with" said Wizzrobe.

And with that they left the cloakroom and returned to the party. The months that followed were fun but eventually they broke up and became enemies.


---
"Our work here is done"
With that, they all went home, safe in the knowledge that Satan was gone and GOD was protecting them all along.

The End

 

[Bugaboo]

Spoiler: I don't even

MuHhahaha! The Evil Stuffed Cat laughed as she looked at her vaste armies!!! "Soon I will destroy the Hell!!! And nothing can stop me!!!

On a cold september, after his great adventures, Keroppi was wondering what to do that week. He had picked up his life from where he left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on Keroppi's doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" said Keroppi
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" said Keroppi.
"Here, take this," she said and gave Keroppi an Buddy Christ.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before Keroppi's eyes!

Keroppi was confused but thought that he had to do something. But rather than going to his parents or guardian, Keroppi decided to show it to Hello Kitty in Drag.
"Oh no," said Hello Kitty in Drag, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" enquired Keroppi, "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Keroppi, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" yelled Keroppi, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Hello Kitty in Drag and before Keroppi could do anything, Hello Kitty in Drag had escaped his grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
Keroppi was feeling depressed. One of his best friends abandoned and betrayed him. It hurt.He cut himself to make the pain go away, but it only helped a bit. So Keroppi wanted to find Phil. After their adventure, Keroppi and Phil had been spending a lot of time together. Keroppi kind of started to like her.
So Keroppi went to Phil and told the whole story. She listened to Keroppi without saying a single word.
Then she said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And Keroppi said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Phil sighed and said: "You have always been special, Keroppi and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Phil looked at the cucumber that Keroppi had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Boob, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Phil said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you.
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Hello Kitty in Drag doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Phil's logic was flawless. So Keroppi had to try it!

So Keroppi concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it. It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a teddy Bear on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Stuffed Cat! In hell...

Keroppi was confused. He didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Hello Kitty met with Stuffed Cat in a nearby Cave
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Eating, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Hello Kittys Reboot action figures!"
"oh, Hello Kitty! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Stuffed Cat blackmailed a a Astronaut. Or the time Hello Kitty fooled a Gardener into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Hello Kitty had ever thought possible.
As Hello Kitty was telling another story, She thought She saw Stuffed Cat examining her. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Hello Kitty felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---
AUTHORS NOTE: I HAVE SKIPED THE JORNEY BIT, BECAUSE IT WOULD BE BOREING..NO AUTHOR WRITES STORYS ABOUT TRAVELING! ! '
"We are almost there. Be thankfull nothing has gone wrong" said Keroppi as they arrived near there journeys end.'
"Arhhhhhhhhhhhh" said Jeff The Frog as he fall down a cliff.
"Nooooo....."
"There there, it will be ok"
"No..This is something...you cannot ease"
"Why?"
"You dont have boobs!"
"oh"
"Don't worry, I feel better."
What happened next was soo cool you will like it a lot, basically, it went like this:

Only it was even cooler because i didnt have to write it! When it was in my head the words didnt get in the way. btw, Excuse me if i skip the words occasionally, its to save me time.
Ok, after they finished with the Milk they went to the base where the final battle started when they got there. Dont worry! The bad guy dies!
Interlude:
Hello Kitty at that moment felt in her pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said she should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.

Hello Kitty kept this secret as it was clearly just for Her.
---
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Hello Kitty chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Hello Kitty, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like trying sex with you."

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Hello Kitty whispered, Her bottom lip trembling while her limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Stuffed Cat stroked her hand up Hello Kitty's hip, and pulled her shirt from her trousers. Hello Kitty's eyes fluttered shut when she felt Stuffed Cat's fingers touch the skin of her lower back. But she forced them open again and stared into Stuffed Cat's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Hello Kitty knew she should. This was Stuffed Cat. Stuffed Cat! Could she dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Hello Kitty nearly as much.

"Stop me," Stuffed Cat said, and made it sound like a dare.

Hello Kitty was all set to give Stuffed Cat a glare, but it faded away when She got her first real look at Stuffed Cat.I mean sure, Hello Kitty had seen Stuffed Cat before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Hello Kitty now had. Her eyes had been opened.
Stuffed Cat's soft legs.
Her nice humonganoids.
Her very agreeable pony tail.



In point of fact, Hello Kittys mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

It dripped on Stuffed Cat.
Stuffed Cat didn't seem to mind Hello Kittys fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on her was fine it seemed. "ewww" she said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come

They kissed eachother softly. Hello Kitty whispering sweat nothings into Stuffed Cats ear.




After they had finished - exhausted and embarrassed, they decided to go home and tell all their friends
--
They exited Keroppi's wheels and they stood before the place Stuffed Cat had been assembleing her forces. It was the gateway to hell. And finally they got confirmation for what they had been expected all along... Stuffed Cat.... was satan!

But that did not deter him. Keroppi could press on and 70 seeing his courage, his friends too found the strenght in themselves to push themselves to the limit .

But then they heard a loud noise, like the stamping of feet or like a bad car engine or when they try and make the ground flat enough so they can build a side-walk. All around them, hisdemons appeared!

Stuffed Cat had them. And Keroppi knew that what she was going to do with them, it wasn't going to be pretty!
or suitable for children!

But then Keroppi saw pure white wings sprouting from his bottom. Where had once been the golden and silver tattooes, Keroppi had wings!

Keroppi spread them out before him and stretched them. They crackled with power. They were at least 5 meters in windspan.

Keroppi then turned to Stuffed Cat. She gawked in awe at him. It was a power she had not seen before.
"This power," Stuffed Cat said, "This power is... I have never... seen... such power."
Even Hello Kitty looked in awe at him. And then she said what everyone (including him) had been thinking but didn't dare to say: "You're an... you're an... an..."
"Say it, Keroppi said" "Tell the truth, I can take it!" Keroppi said as Keroppi felt the burning nerves in his body floating in his stomach.
"An Angel," said Stuffed Cat in absolute and utter awe. "THis I... I never have seen before"
Jeff The Frog and Hello Kitty in Drag were just as much in awe. Though with Jeff The Frog, Keroppi knew it was because he just loved him so much. When Keroppi looked in his eyes, it was like Keroppi was drowing in a puddle of the deepest of colours.

Keroppi stretched his wings further and light came from beneath them, engliphing everyone in the luminating light. The demons had to hide their horrible feces beneath their wings as not to be smitted by the beauty of his light.
Stuffed Cat fell down on her knees and raised her arms in prayer: "Oh god, let me live. Let me be a part of the light again@"

And Keroppi looked down upon him and took out a katana that Keroppi had been carrying on his back all this time and with one quick sweep Keroppi cut Stuffed Cat head clean off. In intimidation, all demons also lost their heads. Before them the portal exploded in rays of light and blue and greens and cyans. It was a wonderous spectacle to behold!

Jeff The Frog ran into his arms and kissed him long and deeply.

Then Keroppi was crowned Commander of Hell and Keroppi would live many many lives after this one.