Sonichu [Fan Fiction/Stories] – The CWCville Tales - New, Original, Shitty Chris-Chan stories.

[JPR Robertson]

Home Page - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe

Hey, so I’ve been writing a few stories about the Sonichu universe for the last few weeks and I thought I’d share them with you people (sorry)

The stories focus on the same characters from the original series but showing them with different personalities and objectives to show how their characters evolve as the stories go on. (I won’t give too much away here)

The idea was to write it as a sort of reboot/parody with a somewhat darker tone from the original with a few jokes added in. I really don’t know how to describe the genre of it now (probably really shitty) so I’ll just let you decide.

Honestly though, I’m not really happy with the first few episodes, but I’ll stick them up and see what you think. And yes, I do know that stuff like this has been done a million times before by genuinely talented people and writing this stuff in 2018 can have a scent of ween about it, but that’s not my intention.

I’ll be releasing a new episode every Saturday for the next few weeks and I really would appreciate some advice as I am trying to improve my writing. Or you could just call me a fag and tell me to kill myself, your choice.

Every uploaded episode;
Episode 1 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-1-initiations
Episode 2 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-2-mission-of-espionage
Episode 3 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-3-hot-pursuit
Episode 4 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-4-the-interrogation-zone
Episode 5 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-5-project-mistua
Episode 6 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-6-therapeutic-times
Episode 7 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-7-the-saboteur
Episode 8 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-8-jack-of-no-trades
Episode 9 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-9-a-different-path
Episode 10 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-10-the-final-confrontation
Episode 11 - https://cwcvilletales.wixsite.com/cwcringe/all-episodes/the-cwcville-tales-episode-11-the-cwcville-military

 

[TheMockTurtle]

I thought I’d share them with you people (sorry)

Your first instinct to not share this was the correct one

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Please do us a favor and slam a door on your hands.

 

[AllMightyCow]

Introduction on the first page right off the bat begins with the words "ween" and "christory", then the rest of the page is filled with boring text walls. I wish people would put in a little effort & draw juvenile Sonichu parody comics instead of releasing this boring shit.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I got as far as Chapter 2 & I want to die.

 

[Prussian Blue]

You seem nice enough and this was all in good intentions but Christ on a cock this is fucking awful.

Spoiler: Random "highlights"

"The autist snarled at Chris as it opened its mouth to show its fangs."

"“Oh that reminds me” Punchy says. “It’s time for your daily creaming, so get your pants off and I’ll begin the rubbing.”"

"Chris looks around the store and cries tears of joy. He looks at sets of anal beads, blow up dolls and dildos from all over the world. He turns back to the shopkeeper and screams “Everything!”"

“You got that right!” A familiar voice says to Chris. He turns around to see Trump fly in on his golden jetpack through the window."

 

[sysctl --system]

"Trump smiles 'Oh I will. But first I have some business to attend to.' Trump leaves a pause 'And by business, I mean I have to take a colossal dump then kill an autistic kid. But I’ll relax for sure.'"

this is fucking gold, dont let these detractors take away from your dedication. theres a lot of nuance here, you earned yourself a new fan

 

[Okkervils]

...no chris/null first date fanfiction? pfft.

 

[Nekromantik]

Chris wakes up inside a prison cell alone. He stands up and hears a growling noise from outside the cell. The door opens as a creature enters the cell.

Chris screams as he looks at the creature. It is five times taller than Chris, with two heads, six legs and tentacles sprouting from its mouths.

Before Chris could run, the creature picked him up with one of its claws and thrust him against the cell wall. Just as the creature’s mouths opened and pushed their fangs towards Chris’s body, a chime was heard on the cell’s intercom.

The creature, the creature the creature... One of the things I remember learning in middle school English was don't be repetitive.

Chris runs out of the cell and turns a corner to find Clyde, Pickle and Idea holding machetes.

I don't know why this made me laugh.

So this is a so bad it's good thing right? Like Birdemic? I really hope so.

 

[MasterDisaster]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I have never laughed so hard at work in my life. Man I was an idiot for not having an iPhone before

 

[James Howlett]

Would be better if you hosted on geocities.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

I don't care how much you work on it, no CWC fanfic can beat the Choose Your Own Adventure fanfic from 2010

http://web.archive.org/web/20110416210518/cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm

(who did these btw, they're genius af)

 

[Bragorboats]

everyday we stray further from god

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

I thought it would be so cringey it's funny but it's actually just poorly written and boring

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

but why

to all of this

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Sorry for any inconvenience but I gotta say, it's quite dry for an Sonichu fan story. I mean some ideas are there, its just not executed right. I think the first episode could be rewritten slightly.

Also I think your Wix site needs a little bit of polish.

 

[JPR Robertson]

Sorry for any inconvenience but I gotta say, it's quite dry for an Sonichu fan story. I mean some ideas are there, its just not executed right. I think the first episode could be rewritten slightly.

Also I think your Wix site needs a little bit of polish.

Yeah, you're right. I know it's very sloppy but I'm gonna try and improve the new ones over the next few days, try to make them... slightly less shit.

 

[PCA]

They're weird stories but I'll admit, some of the stuff is kind of funny...

 

[TrippinKahlua]

They're weird stories but I'll admit, some of the stuff is kind of funny...

My first day of owning a smartphone and I read at work while polishing wine glasses and cutting up fruit, and I read about Punchy about to give someone their "Daily creaming"

My coworkers have never seen me burst out in laughter so hard.