that Girl is hilarious XD i hope she does some more of those real Life of Amber...every time she combined Becky and Destiny i was laughing so hard XD
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Skinny legend.
I'm laughing, but then again the part of me that grew up wanting to be midiclorian rich is sad because this character is less a Mary Sue than Rey
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That tiktok just made me realize; whether it be because her hair is too long, that the fat prevents her arms from going backward, or a combination of the two, that she can't even stretch her arms behind her head to put her hair up. i really wonder what it looks like if she tries.
Well for some insanity this Saturday - we have an Ambaby 'Cybela Seas' 'telling people off'....for, well I'm not sure what with all the shrieking
Next we have 'thoughts' on Biden and Trump, and some unhinged ranting about how 'Jo Umbreit' - a haydur - is ugly (despite having no pfp) and they really shouldn't mess with miss Cybela:
And maybe Amber-maybe-not-Amber Joe Lawry is quick to try and take advantage of someone who clearly isn't, erm, well
Another 'highlight' of her channel is a 16" sub mukbang, filmed side-on through a soft-focus potato, with what sounds like a cat being murdered loudly in the background
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Next we have 'thoughts' on Biden and Trump, and some unhinged ranting about how 'Jo Umbreit' - a haydur - is ugly (despite having no pfp) and they really shouldn't mess with miss Cybela:
And maybe Amber-maybe-not-Amber Joe Lawry is quick to try and take advantage of someone who clearly isn't, erm, well
Another 'highlight' of her channel is a 16" sub mukbang, filmed side-on through a soft-focus potato, with what sounds like a cat being murdered loudly in the background
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I used to play basketball with a dude that looked just like her.
If Amber were a reasonable weight and showered/ groomed properly, she would look very similar to this girl doing the parody. That is actually very sad to think about.
Shovel that fettuccine in gorl. You fat gorilla.
Weight loss has her moving better. Since when you fat bitch? You waddle worse than you ever have.
You're 600lbs. You can't keep up with the rest of them
You had to sit in the aisle while your buds sat in the seats like normal people. Even though they're cows as well.
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Yup yup, I think this is the real reason she doesn’t wash her hair or brush it. She could’ve just said that instead of goin on an on about how brushing your hair is bad or she doesn’t believe in those bad chemicals from shampoo, it ain’t hulthy sis. Please. You don’t wash cause you can’t. That’s so sad but stop making it about all this nonsense that makes you seem very strange
FattyPatty
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Holy shit you can at least try to contain your retardation to one thread until you know what the fuck you're doing here.
FattyPatty
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That whole household needs to take a trip to the groomers ASAP.
draculasestateagent
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she looks like Mila Kunis but if she gained weight and bleached her skin
Only in Amber's delusions does she look like Mila.