Sonichu [FAN STORY] Housebound - UPDATE: Time to Go - A Journey into Madness

Does our protag have a pickle down there?

  • Yes

    Votes: 41 85.4%
  • No

    Votes: 7 14.6%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .

Mr. 0

god im not good at computer how did this get here
True & Honest Fan
> whip your pickle out and pierce the mirror with it
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Your local shitposting living fossil.


... Are those tits?

Oh god why do you have tits?‽ Last time you checked you were definitely a man - and now that you think about it - you definitely still feel like you're a guy down there, too.

How you’ve somehow managed to acquire boobs despite having a dick is completely beyond you. You’re not okay with it and once again you ask yourself: Just what the hell have I become?‽


Right. Arming yourself doesn't sound like a bad idea, actually.

You pick up the items that you've found so far:


Dreaming Studio Key - Your key to freedom.

Empty Pickle Jar - The sweet smell of pickle brine lingers when you open it.

Well this doesn't give you much hope. The key could be useful if you want to stab someone in the eyes, but it won't go much further than that.

...But then there's the pickle jar. It's made out of glass - and glass can be quite a dangerous tool when used in the right way.

You let go of the pickle jar and let it drop to the floor.


The jar shatters with a twinkling crash and you pick up one of the larger shards from the debris, being careful not to grip it too tightly - you don't want to end up cutting yourself.

Let's hope you won't have to use it.

Glass Shard - Pointy and sharp, but not very durable.

... So, what now?

Mr. 0

god im not good at computer how did this get here
True & Honest Fan
> Look around and see what the hell is exactly in this room. There might be something else of use.

also whip out pickle and grip it tight

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