Fanfiction Horrors -

[Im just here for the salt]

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For some reason I'm actually mad that the author used the word "tummy" in an erotic context. It's one of the least sexy words I've seen used in a fanfic. The only one that is able to top it is the time I found erotica containing the word "whinnied". You know, like a horse.

I'm more scared of the "Abbacchio did you lay this egg" tag, thanks CLAMP

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Oh no.

The fic

 

[fishercat]

I'm more scared of the "Abbacchio did you lay this egg" tag, thanks CLAMP

CLAMP has done serious damage to the JoJo community with just one line of dialogue.

ngl some of the memes are funny to me mostly because of how ridiculous the situation is

 

[Monolith]

CLAMP has done serious damage to the JoJo community with just one line of dialogue.

ngl some of the memes are funny to me mostly because of how ridiculous the situation is

Reminder that Araki referenced Clamp when he said that Stone Free smells like soap.

 

[fishercat]

Reminder that Araki referenced Clamp when he said that Stone Free smells like soap.

I mean if something really fucking weird happens to your work that people joke about for decades you might as well embrace it.

 

[Elim Garak]

I found this horror on page one of the Top Gear AO3 tag. May the Prophets help us all.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

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AO3 has no mercy

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Oh no.
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The fic

The Tumblr refugee weirdos who want Papa Nier to fuck Grimoire Weiss feel much more sane than this edgelord shit.

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

Oh no.
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The fic

Either someone must have had a very traumatizing childhood growing up to write this pap, or.... They are yet another Tumblr rapefugee hypocrite who follows the creed of "Rules for thee, but not for me", when it comes to fiction and fetishes.

Either way, they need to see a shrink.

 

[fishercat]

I have a friend who lurks in a fandom server. He sent this to me.

 

[CrystalRoserade]

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I have a friend who lurks in a fandom server. He sent this to me.

The hell is with all the velociraptors? Is this some kind of weird fetish?

 

[Archeosaur A. Dromaeosaur]

Man, this is just plain embarrassing.

 

[Beltboy]

God I wish I could say that this is a minority of fics for most fandoms and a lot of it isn't like this, but I can't.

 

[Articuno4]

Do you want to see a story where Hillary Clinton uses alien technology to shrink down a bus full of tourists, vores some and stuffs others into her vagina and ass? No?
That's too bad!

(This one was written in 1998, making it a real vintage nasty)

 

[Jagraveen]

Here's one involving extreme weight gain with slob and farting starring people from the Beatles. Probably one of the most cursed weight gain fic ideas I've ever seen.

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Every time I come back to this thread, it just gets worse and worse.

 

[fishercat]

 

[Steve Hightower]

This one's a mouthful

 

[GenociderSyo]

Tried to find the worse Frozen Fanfic I could find: