Fanfiction Horrors -

[LordDarkrai]

This one has been deleted off of FFN, but mocks still exist for this fanfic. Imagine a Kingdom Hearts fanfic taking place in Nazi Germany where it ships Axel and Roxas. Both of them are Nazis like the rest of Organization 13, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, and whoever else I missed. Also everyone takes that time period as if their were in high school. That's If I Was Your Nazi in a nutshell.

http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if i was your nazi

 

[SuperFilter]

This one has been deleted off of FFN, but mocks still exist for this fanfic. Imagine a Kingdom Hearts fanfic taking place in Nazi Germany where it ships Axel and Roxas. Both of them are Nazis like the rest of Organization 13, Yuna, Rikku, Paine, and whoever else I missed. Also everyone takes that time period as if their were in high school. That's If I Was Your Nazi in a nutshell.

http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/tag/if i was your nazi

Ah,I remember this one. Didn't know it had been taken down.
You could pretty much just post every single Kingdom Hearts AU fic in here. They're all the same kind of terrible put on repeat. Well, at least the high school drama ones. I've actually read some decent-ish canon deviation/alternate interpretation-focused ones.

 

[MysticMisty]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_fievel_from_american_tail_in_th.php (NSFW CONTAINS SCAT )

This one gets a shout out from me because I've encountered the author in question. FievelJ quickly went from just another sperg in the American Tail fandom to being a creep with pedo tendencies whose into diapers and scat. He has no problem with telling people about it either. I found out about it when he shared a picture of a bear he drew and uploaded to deviantArt, which he actually described on dA as being a failed fetish drawing featuring Fievel shitting.

 

[Dilbertmann]

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2012/05/fan_fiction_friday_fievel_from_american_tail_in_th.php (NSFW CONTAINS SCAT )

This one gets a shout out from me because I've encountered the author in question. FievelJ quickly went from just another sperg in the American Tail fandom to being a creep with pedo tendencies whose into diapers and scat. He has no problem with telling people about it either. I found out about it when he shared a picture of a bear he drew and uploaded to deviantArt, which he actually described on dA as being a failed fetish drawing featuring Fievel shitting.

Dear. Fucking. God.

I just can't comprehend, I just can't.

 

[Silver]

I found this http://starkitsprophecy.webstarts.com/the_story.html on TV Tropes. It somehow has worse spelling than My Immortal. I think it is based on Warrior Cats based on what I have heard on the series.

I actually drew the page image on the TV Tropes page. StarKit's Prophcy is one of my favorite bad fanfics.

 

[Super Collie]

I hope everyone here likes dogs because here's a special crap fanfiction post ALL DOGS EDITION. All dogs to to bad fanfiction. 101 bad fanfics. Far from good: The bad story of yellow dog. Dog zone.

Paw Patrol is apparently a children's show that airs on one of those kids networks. I'm not familiar with it, but the creeps are. "US Navy Vet" is, well, a veteran. I think. He decided to mix the horrors of war with a children's show in his unfinished masterpiece HELPING A HERO. Chances are he's not going to finish this (he hasn't finished any stories to date), but his other works are just as bizarre.

Remember Pound Puppies? Those adorable little stuffed animals from the 80's? The author of FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY FUR does, and if that title is anything to go by he's a little "too familiar" with Pound Puppies. Check out that author pic, what a looker! (NSFW)

Krypto the Super Dog is a cartoon whose theme song is literally the worst thing ever. KRYPTO STRIPTO is a story with a bad pun for a name and an even worse grasp on sexuality. I give it two thumbs down, an F-, and I award it no points. My god have mercy on the author's soul. (NSFW)

A DUKE TO REMEMBER is not scatological humor, nor is it a story about John Wayne. Instead it's a Johnny Test fanfic. "But Super Sexy Action Furry," you say, "where does the dog come into play?" Great question. One of the characters is a dog, and he bangs some kid. Not for the faint of heart, or the sound of mind. (NSFW)

 

[Glassbrain]

One of the ones I've heard of and I'm gonna claim that I brought up first was Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh from God. Having skimmed over and partially read it, it's apparently about this girl who crusades against all the gays, where some of the super smash bros characters are gay, etc. She goes into weird detail about samus, people are turned gay and un-gay, the typical uberchristian poured into a fanfiction's mold, complete with mary-sues and typos.

More interesting is the author herself, who defends herself angrily as straight and pure. Her best friend Lauren becomes a villain in the sequel, and there's a reason for this - in interviews (and in the Ao3 guest chapter by her, written after the fic's creation), the Lauren the story is based off of (and she actually gets to write a chapter in the story, and in the notes she reveals her and the author of the rest of the story were actually lesbian lovers, meaning the whole fic is a really, really aggressive front to seem straight.

Maybe it doesn't fit as a horror, but the author had a lot of lolcow tendancies (as teenage, awful fanfiction writers tend to do). The usual Author's Note lashing out against dissenting commenters, people who disagree, "haters", etc.

Of course, I think the whole thing is just an exercise in parody - Lauren and the author just being the same people, a purposeful angry christian with shitty spelling and a poor story. Plus, Lauren's chapter is just -dripping- with fucking subtext that I'm pretty sure even an infant could pick up on, let alone someone trying to play up the "I'm Straight!!!!" front. But maybe I'm just being optimistic.

Give it a read if you hate the english language, and want to not enjoy a story featuring Obama, Satan, and mr jonson all in the same setting.

 

[LordDarkrai]

I mentioned these back from that other Fanfiction thread, but here their are. All of them are NSFW.

Three Kirby fanfics shipping Kirby and Ribbon from the Crystal Shards each one on fucking.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_kirby_in_of_strawberries_and_ma.php

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/11/fan_fiction_friday_kirby_returns_in_pie_in_the_sky.php

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2011/06/fan_fiction_friday_kirby_returns_in_kirbys_engagem.php


A Thomas the Tank Engine one also features fucking.
https://www.google.com/webhp?tab=ww&ei=vZHaVLeEPYOwggTv0ILoCA&ved=0CAMQ1S4#q=thomas fanfiction friday

 

[SuperFilter]

One of the ones I've heard of and I'm gonna claim that I brought up first was Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh from God.

Yeah, this one always reeked of trollfic to me. But someone going through so much effort to write that godawful thing is almost as horrible as it being genuine.

If we're also gonna be posting stuff that's in the grey area of "staged or not", I'll pitch in one from my pet fandom.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6057884/1/Fire-Emblem-Ike-s-Journey
I've actually talked to the girl who wrote this and she told me it was a product of her hormone-fueled early teenage years that she now openly laughs at. But I dunno, it smells kinda fishy ...

 

[Blindrainbow]

A DUKE TO REMEMBER is not scatological humor, nor is it a story about John Wayne. Instead it's a Johnny Test fanfic. "But Super Sexy Action Furry," you say, "where does the dog come into play?" Great question. One of the characters is a dog, and he bangs some kid. Not for the faint of heart, or the sound of mind. (NSFW)

I didn't listen to your warn and read it, just my god it worse than you made out seeing as you forgot to mentioned that the dog actually fucks a child to death, a child is ripped is two by a dog's dick.

Anyway I present a rather odd and gross homestuck fan fic called "Second Genesis" about people fucking up their bodies to be dog like, or lest that what I got out what I can stand before stopping.
Not safe for work.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1462747/chapters/3081652

 

[Glassbrain]

Speaking of shitty homestuck fan fiction...

Spoiler: Don't click this if you can't handle no NSFW

Futastuck. The name says a lot. It's about homestuck characters, female, some with dicks. It's smut. It's badly written. And it's not trollfic. I don't really want to go into detail. Someone else do it.

 

[Abethedemon]

Speaking of bad homestuck fan fiction again,
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9794517/1/DAVE-STDIDER-POKEMON-TRANER
I'm pretty sure this is a joke.

 

[Foxkittykin]

Spoiler: NSFW

(snip..)almost had a dick aneurysm.
(snip..)She saw herself and Torolf happy together, bathed in the golden light of love. Her snooch got all warm, too.
(snip..)Torolf entered her like she was a lottery.
(snip..)Torolf moaned, arched his back, and suffered from dick Parkinson’s.
(snip..)In the distance, Hilda heard the fading sound of galloping abs.

So. These are so golden. But... they're so great that this feels like a purposefully crafted satire/parody of the genre.

 

[Ancani]

Oh lord, I love badfic so much. <3 I'm on mobile now, but I'll have to grab some of my faves when I get home...I'm active in the Homestuck and Gravity Falls fandoms in particular (and, in the interest of full disclosure, I must admit to writing a fair amount of HS fic), and there are some real doozies in both of those fandoms.

Brace yourselves, Kiwis.

Sorry for the double-post, but I'm back, and I feel all of these beauties deserve to be preserved in one post. Let the fanfic sperging begin!

We'll start with Daddy Dearest (also known as John Loves His Daddy), which may well be the most infamous fic in the Homestuck fandom. It's an acknowledged troll fic (and the author wishes they'd never written it, having not expected it to become so memetic), but it's worth knowing about, solely because it's creepy as shit. It's a fic about John and his dad having an incestuous relationship, told in a disturbingly childlike tone, and while it's mercifully short, it sticks with you in the worst fucking way. It's also well-known enough in the fandom that if you say the opening lines of the fic to a fan, there's a good chance they'll get very uncomfortable because they know damn well what you're quoting.

On a lighter note, there's also a fic titled Homestuck high (yes, the word "high" is left uncapitalized in the title) that has started to achieve some degree of infamy. It starts as a fairly by-the-numbers shitty high school AU, albeit an especially poorly-written and OOC one, but it quickly devolves into pure insanity. Literally no one is in-character, which is common enough...but they're so OOC that they're basically just OCs who somehow share names with canon characters. Here's a rundown of some of the most blatant offenders:

• Rose is portrayed as the ultimate alpha bitch--ultra-popular, a complete bitch who feels no affection for those around her, and apparently a fan of fake tans and slutty clothing.
• Eridan is a mythical demon hunter that John transforms into when he puts on a pair of plastic horns.
• Sollux is a demon. Like, an actual literal demon. Also he impregnates girls with demon spawn for...some reason.
• Karkat and Tavros are the same person, with Tavros apparently being some second personality of Karkat's.
• Kanaya is seen making out with a guy, despite Hussie having explicitly stated her to be gay and despite the fact that the guy is John's dad. At this point in the fic, it's one of the least bizarre occurrences.

It really must be read to be believed--my brief description really cannot do it justice. It's probably a troll fic, but it's worth a read (and unlike Daddy Dearest, isn't terribly creepy).

Finally, there's Kanaya Gore, which as far as I know is only available in MSTed form (which is what I've linked to). It's a fic where no one is in character and male trolls apparently become incredibly sadistic rapists on an annual basis, which, of course, they take out on Kanaya. Graphically. I'm definitely gonna leave this one as a "reader beware" kind of thing, because it's seriously gross.

Speaking of gross, Gravity Falls has a few gems of its own, but by far the most insane one I've seen is Dipper Goes To Taco Bell. The title makes it sound pretty innocuous (albeit inane), but it's not. Again, reader beware, but despite it being the single most fucked up thing linked to in this post, it's...honestly pretty funny in how over-the-top it is. But it is incredibly gory, and contains underage incest and a whole lot of diarrhea. I can't make this up, guys.

There's plenty more crazy shit out there, but I think I've tortured you enough for today. For now, have a palate cleanser: me cosplaying Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

 

[Supreme Leader]

Christian Humbler Reloaded. Essentially it's the most 'ow the edge' fic imaginable as a wolf gets experimented on and eventually gets every stupid power imaginable. It was the shittiest attempt of writing an anti-hero ever. The fanfic has Sonic, Bionicle, Halo, Kingdom Hearts, Inuyasha and more. The unfortunate story behind its origins was that some kids decided to troll the guy and get a copy of his fanfic to upload to the world wide web. Then a lot of ween shit eventually happened and even a fancomic of it was taken down because of it. I can't remember anything of it besides him thinking 'ugly' is a clever insult, fighting George Bush in the end and having a dragon brother who becomes mpreg. It was really weird.

Link me to it! Sounds like a classic along the lines of How The Black Man Made the Moon and the Story of Xenu. As well as Somewheresouth's guide to world history (Which encourages female supremacy and antisemitism.)

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I remember a particular author I found through DA, but she has a fanfiction.net account too.

Here are just three. Enjoy the wallbanging logic.

Spoiler: They're poorly written, but may contain something upsetting.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7065847/1/Kanashii-and-Aizen
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6465830/1/Shines-White-Scatters-Red
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7543014/1/Fate-of-a-Goddess

 

[Pinball Lizard]

I think the worst fanfic I've ever read was one about Eponine from Les Mis being raped and tortured. Because that's totally a character that needs to go through more crap.

 

[A Random]

I think the worst fanfic I've ever read was one about Eponine from Les Mis being raped and tortured. Because that's totally a character that needs to go through more crap.

Google Search: Were you looking for Celebrian?

 

[Abethedemon]

Sorry for the double-post, but I'm back, and I feel all of these beauties deserve to be preserved in one post. Let the fanfic sperging begin!

We'll start with Daddy Dearest (also known as John Loves His Daddy), which may well be the most infamous fic in the Homestuck fandom. It's an acknowledged troll fic (and the author wishes they'd never written it, having not expected it to become so memetic), but it's worth knowing about, solely because it's creepy as shit. It's a fic about John and his dad having an incestuous relationship, told in a disturbingly childlike tone, and while it's mercifully short, it sticks with you in the worst fucking way. It's also well-known enough in the fandom that if you say the opening lines of the fic to a fan, there's a good chance they'll get very uncomfortable because they know damn well what you're quoting.

On a lighter note, there's also a fic titled Homestuck high (yes, the word "high" is left uncapitalized in the title) that has started to achieve some degree of infamy. It starts as a fairly by-the-numbers shitty high school AU, albeit an especially poorly-written and OOC one, but it quickly devolves into pure insanity. Literally no one is in-character, which is common enough...but they're so OOC that they're basically just OCs who somehow share names with canon characters. Here's a rundown of some of the most blatant offenders:

• Rose is portrayed as the ultimate alpha bitch--ultra-popular, a complete bitch who feels no affection for those around her, and apparently a fan of fake tans and slutty clothing.
• Eridan is a mythical demon hunter that John transforms into when he puts on a pair of plastic horns.
• Sollux is a demon. Like, an actual literal demon. Also he impregnates girls with demon spawn for...some reason.
• Karkat and Tavros are the same person, with Tavros apparently being some second personality of Karkat's.
• Kanaya is seen making out with a guy, despite Hussie having explicitly stated her to be gay and despite the fact that the guy is John's dad. At this point in the fic, it's one of the least bizarre occurrences.

It really must be read to be believed--my brief description really cannot do it justice. It's probably a troll fic, but it's worth a read (and unlike Daddy Dearest, isn't terribly creepy).

Finally, there's Kanaya Gore, which as far as I know is only available in MSTed form (which is what I've linked to). It's a fic where no one is in character and male trolls apparently become incredibly sadistic rapists on an annual basis, which, of course, they take out on Kanaya. Graphically. I'm definitely gonna leave this one as a "reader beware" kind of thing, because it's seriously gross.

Speaking of gross, Gravity Falls has a few gems of its own, but by far the most insane one I've seen is Dipper Goes To Taco Bell. The title makes it sound pretty innocuous (albeit inane), but it's not. Again, reader beware, but despite it being the single most fucked up thing linked to in this post, it's...honestly pretty funny in how over-the-top it is. But it is incredibly gory, and contains underage incest and a whole lot of diarrhea. I can't make this up, guys.

There's plenty more crazy shit out there, but I think I've tortured you enough for today. For now, have a palate cleanser: me cosplaying Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

Okay, what the fuck was that? Does John even have a relationship with his dad in the comic?

 

[SpessCaptain]

Everyone's played Skyrim right? Remember Alduin? Yes?
Remember when dragons turned into a fucking humans?
Remember when Alduin had a stealthy rogue daughter who could turn into a nord.

Oh maybe you need your mind refreshed with: Phantom, the dragon-sue.