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Discussion in 'Community Watch' started by Dilbertmann, Feb 9, 2015.

  1. Uncanny Valley

    Uncanny Valley not as smart as she looks
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  2. Chocolate Elvis

    Chocolate Elvis Whole lotta shakin', whole lotta shakin'

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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi
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  3. I dunno, satchel charges in "points of interest" sounds kinda kinky.
     
    Elwood P. Dowd

    Elwood P. Dowd Here, let me give you one of my cards.

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    Chocolate Elvis

    Chocolate Elvis Whole lotta shakin', whole lotta shakin'

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  4. Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi
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  5. Something around 10 years ago, I was pretty into the Invader Zim fandom on deviantart, and there was a hugely popular fic called BRB Suicide. It was basically an alternate universe fic where Zim was somewhat competent, Dib was gay for him, and for some inexplicable reason, literally everyone was scene.

    I'm scared to look for it again.
     
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    Despairagus

    Despairagus I saw 2 komaedas fighting in the parking lot

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  6. This it? https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2959314/1/brb-suicide
     
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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi
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  7. I thought Tumblr's obsession with vitiligo had to do with Michael Jackson. Boy, is my face red (or, rather, splotchy white. It is vitiligo, after all)).
     
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  8. Despairagus

    Despairagus I saw 2 komaedas fighting in the parking lot

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  9. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
     
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  10. Screen shot 2017-07-01 at 7.25.44 PM.png

    I'm... honestly confused if he's been trolling all along, or if he really and truly is into this. The :autism: has been so strong, he's lasted ten years and shows no signs of stopping.
     
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    Kari Kamiya

    Kari Kamiya Onii-chan Complex

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  11. Somehow the forced DBZ reference is even more cringy than the Toadette Autism.
     
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    Piga Dgrifm

    Piga Dgrifm Hotsy Totsy Nazi
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  12. This person writes hardcore Minions sex fanfiction.

    https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8042973/PugZkii

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12476237/1/Double-Date

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12380132/1/It-s-a-Carnal-Enigma

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12301041/1/King-of-Hypnosis

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12138220/1/Lair-Shadows

    "Stuart groaned, a quiver racking his body. He closed his eye as Phil rubbed him, biting his lip. When his hardening member was brought out to the cool air, he became flustered. But it didn't last long for he stiffened at the wet appendage that licked him from his base to his tip. Eye opening again, he watched as Dave tongued his member, pulling on the skin with his hand in a stroking manner.
    "You okay?" Phil asked from behind Stuart, voice low and filled with lust.
    "Y-yeah~" Stuart moaned when Dave's mouth encased him, sucking roughly. "Oh~"
    Phil slid his tongue up Stuart's side, biting ever so often.
    "Do we have any lube left, babe?" Kevin called suddenly, voice also filled with need.
    Dave came off Stuart with an audible pop. "Yeah, it's in our room in the beside table." He answered, then went back down on his one-eyed brother, drawing a strangled moan from him. He let himself relax as Kevin disappeared into the connected room."
     
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  13. I hope to God that this is just some poorly thought-out and incredibly autistic idea of a joke. Because if it's not, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
     
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    Syaoran Li

    Syaoran Li There's Whiskey In The Jar!

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    #677 Yamyam, Jul 2, 2017
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    Yamyam

    Yamyam Uki uki motherfucker

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    #678 8waifoofever8, Jul 13, 2017
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  14. I don't think anyone here has posted the classic Doom smut fanfic Imp Encounter. Basically, the Doom marine rapes an imp.

    There's even a Machinima adaptation of it:

     
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  15. Does this also apply to urticaria (hives), psoriasis, scabies, or eczema?
     
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