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Fanfiction Horrors

Discussion in 'Community Watch' started by Dilbertmann, Feb 9, 2015.

  1. Dunno if she's been linked here before, but sarahgirl1998 has 279 badly written sneeze fetish fics on AO3

    Fandoms include Happy Tree Friends, Super Mario, Yin Yang Yo, Fairly Oddparents... and most of these "stories" are cookie cutter templates, she just changes the names and posts it. She also has a deviantart account, which is also full of lulz.
     
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  2. They don't call him mama luigi for nothin
     
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  3. Shared universes are especially horrible
     
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  4. I went through some hard fucking digging for this thread.

    Slight :powerlevel:, but around a year or two ago, I was really into the Gravity Falls fandom, and I have two wild rides of fics to share.

    This first one is the worse of the two. It's basically about eight years old Dipper and Mabel "exploring" their bodies. It's basically child on child sexual abuse, which I didn't pick up at the time when I first read it. The author states in the notes that it's based on real events. It's not as infamous as Dipper Goes to Taco Bell, but it'll definitely make your skin crawl.

    The second one is just some kink shit, basically, but not one you see, or at least I don't, often. Really all it is is a human Bill eating out a trans Dipper while he's on his period. That's literally it.

    I'll do a bit more digging later.

    Edit: Didn't realize I used too many "definitely"s due to my crippling autism.
     
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    sakuma

    sakuma not a weeaboo

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  5. Probably because straight up porn fics were banned from FF.net early last decade. That and because the Tumblr crowd goes crazy with tags means it's easy to find the really depraved shit without actually reading it to be sure.
     
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  6. At one point, AO3 was deemed to be the home of "quality" fanfiction that was supposedly a cut above the scrubs who still used ff.net, or at least it sure seemed that way. Then ff.net became more or less unusable when people realized AO3's posting format was more user-friendly and did all the HTMLing for you. Now it's crawling with reader-insert romance novels and Omegaverse shit.
     
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    Daisy

    Daisy I have a complicated relationship with Mondays

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  7. A03 has loads of festering shitty fics that I see almost everyday. It is either troll fics or the horrible ship fic. Wattpad use to be quality as well.

    FF.net bans attack/hate author fics, yet a03 has some.

    I honestly dislike omegaverse fanfics, mainly that is what the PXZ section is plagued with. FF.net long ago use to have list and interaction fanfics that were later banned.

    With Scripts, I feel that the author may find those easier to write or that they assume comedy works if you use scripts.
     
    Puar

    Puar Barfk Barfk

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  8. Self-inserts are also supposed to be banned (as far as I know anyways) but that's pretty much impossible to enforce.
     
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  9. Considering that be great bulk of the fanfics. I remember when MST fanics were banned.

    https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8280542/1/Zero-and-the-Princess

    Found a poorly written SI fic with Zero. Everything is so OOC.
     
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    Puar

    Puar Barfk Barfk

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  10. AO3 being so chill and Safe For All Writers is a double-edged sword. Thank fuck for AO3 savior.
     
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    Daisy

    Daisy I have a complicated relationship with Mondays

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  11. I don't remember the title and it's impossible to find but does anyone else remember an old fanfiction about a sassy southern black woman who goes to medieval France Back to the Future style and has a romantic relationship with Frollo? It was.... really special.

    Edit: Nevermind, I found it, it's called Back to the Frollo
    http://crazedwriter.tripod.com/fanfiction1.html
     
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  12. terrible.png
    When is someone going to tell these people that their fantasies are bad?
     
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    fishercat

    fishercat random crits are fair and balanced
    True & Honest Fan

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  13. "Graphic Depictions of Violence"
    "Rape/Non-Con"

    oh
     
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  14. Just...why?
     
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  15. I'd like to open the floor to discuss a personal least favorite fic type of mine: Mouthpiece fic.

    In the old days, it was simply the characters in the fic projecting the author's personal views on the canon, a certain ship, a least favorite character, etc. Usually in the form of everyone playing cheerleader for the OTP or forming an army to turn against the hated character. I've seen Cori Falls mentioned here and she was good at that, but we also have Zutara fics that treat Aang the same way. The best example is Stormbenders.

    These days, though, we have Tumblr fics. Basically the author's pet issue du jour soaked in Tumblrese and social justice buzzwords, resulting in cartoon ponies or video game characters lecturing the reader on compulsory heterosexuality or male privilege or autism or what have you.
     
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    Daisy

    Daisy I have a complicated relationship with Mondays

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  16. if people wanna write fanfiction about fictional characters, go ahead, that's not my business

    what irks me personally are the ones about actual people (looking at you bts fandom)
     
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    kenshirhoe

    kenshirhoe binch

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  17. Oh god I still have nightmares about those Hanson fanfics.
     
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  18. Could you share some?
     
    Steamboat_Bill

    Steamboat_Bill Going to beat the record of the Robert E. Lee

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  19. WattPad is overrun with One Direction or K-Pop self-insert. One chick even got a publishing contract out of it.
     
    Elwood P. Dowd

    Elwood P. Dowd Here, let me give you one of my cards.

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  20. I'm pretty sure most of them vanished when FF.net purged real life people fanfics.
     
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