Fanfiction tropes you hate -

JambledUpWords

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Okay, in more smutty fan fiction, this is one of the most annoying tropes I see that specifically deal with men:
  • Main love interest
    • Awesome at sex despite being a virgin (if writer chooses to mention virginity)
    • Super well hung (10+ inches flaccid, super thick, etc).
    • Knows exactly what the woman wants at all times
  • Villain/past love interest
    • Terrible at sex
    • Super tiny penis
    • Terrible at communication and always gets it wrong when trying to please a woman
I understand it’s supposed to be fantasy, but by having super unrealistic sex, it usually takes away from the overall story. It’s especially bad if they choose to copy/paste sex scenes in chapters to use as filler when the writer can’t come up with anything to advance the plot. There have been some otherwise good fanfics that I’ve stopped reading because the author emphasized made too many sex scenes.
 

Gar For Archer

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Yeah I've wondered more then once if writers who do this are in the closet. It's fucking weird to read a hetro smut fic that goes into very intimate loving detail over the MC's cock size and shape while skimming over the women's features.

I also laugh my ass off at how Naruto Uzumaki is a Casanova and sex god with a huge dick in smut fiction when he was such a dense dumbass in canon that he had to be bluntly told that Hinata was thirsty for his sausage for years in canon and this was after the chick said she loved him during the Pein arc and apparently there's a scene in the manga where he's said to have a small prick or something.
Haha, literally this:

If I'm going to read smut fics at all I prefer them to be realistic instead of being written like a bad porno.
 

CheezzyMach

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Haha, literally this:

If I'm going to read smut fics at all I prefer them to be realistic instead of being written like a bad porno.
I always laugh my ass off at the 10 inch + schlongs because that would be painful as hell for both the man and the woman. * according to polls women actually prefer smaller peen size for this reason *

But I suppose it's no different than giving women G cups and shit. Harmless fantasy.
 

CrippleThreat

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Agreed. It's especially bad when an adult is known to be more than fairly intelligent/competent.

Several years ago, I read an Ace Attorney fanfic that showed that the person writing had no concept of what the series was even about, on top of a lot of other awful fanfic tropes. It was like a car crash; so bad, but I couldn't look away.

-Main character (Phoenix Wright) turned into a hyperactive, horny jackass that acts like a teenager (not the straight man that he should be).
-No murders or other cases to solve, just wacky or "emotional" romance plots.
-Juvenile humor.
-Awkward sex scenes that added nothing to the story.
-Female character somehow knew she was pregnant one day after having sex.
-Author was told how that couldn't happen, so the next chapter said, "It was all a dream!"
-When said character did become pregnant, author inserted a bunch of copy-and-pasted pregnancy facts they read online somewhere. ("Look! I did my research!")
-Awkward as fuck scene where Phoenix takes advantage of a drunk girl, and it was supposed to be cute.

I haven't read many fanfics in my time, but this one ultimately got me to stop. I guess it was a blessing in disguise.
Forgive my act of cursing you once more.

Reading your post reminded me of a collection of fanfics that contained most of the themes you described (but who knows?). These long, smut-filled fics that revolve around the Ace Attorney men being muscular sex gods that blow the backs out of any females that they get their hands on.

This fanfic has a disbarred Phoenix so depressed by his lot in life, he (almost) bangs every chick in the series, and even dabbles in the gay somewhat, for laughs. He becomes an idol throughout the town and the girls treat him as such, creating a fan club for him. Yet, he still harbors romantic feelings for Maya deep down and wants to change later on.

And that is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm not certain if one of these fanfics were your stopping point in the past, but yeah, they exist baby, in bulk.
 

Homemade Car Milk

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Omegaverse has always been a huge no-no for me.

If it isn’t the rapey tones of it, it’s the fanfic being extremely annoyingly oversaturated with sex scenes, mpreg, the whole purpose for alphas and omegas in general (Seriously, this is just gross, since alphas don’t have babies with each other often and I’m fairly sure omegas can’t impregnate each other, from what I can remember.), and the fact it’s just yaoi but with dog dicks.

I shudder every time I come across a South Park omegaverse fanfiction. It brings me nothing but pain.

I never get the appeal of a character being fucked against their will.

Especially if it’s one of those fics where the character has to do things and suddenly they’re asked to do sexual favors which they clearly do not want to.

Incest is so disgusting that I’m amazed that people are still into it.
 

Daisy

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Forgive my act of cursing you once more.

Reading your post reminded me of a collection of fanfics that contained most of the themes you described (but who knows?). These long, smut-filled fics that revolve around the Ace Attorney men being muscular sex gods that blow the backs out of any females that they get their hands on.

This fanfic has a disbarred Phoenix so depressed by his lot in life, he (almost) bangs every chick in the series, and even dabbles in the gay somewhat, for laughs. He becomes an idol throughout the town and the girls treat him as such, creating a fan club for him. Yet, he still harbors romantic feelings for Maya deep down and wants to change later on.

And that is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm not certain if one of these fanfics were your stopping point in the past, but yeah, they exist baby, in bulk.
Oh my God, I've read that monstrosity. It also features a stereotypically gay Larry Butz who chooses to be gay after getting dumped by his latest girlfriend, blatant homophobia from Phoenix (even though his narrative POV claims he isn't), and Iris telling Phoenix he has to pee on her foot after she gets stung by a jellyfish. And if Phoenix had feelings for someone he wouldn't fuck around with the entire city to "fill the void" because he thought he couldn't have them.
 
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Doctor Placebo

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Iris telling Phoenix he has to pee on her foot after she gets stung by a jellyfish.
This part actually sounds fucking hilarious. I suppose it's too much to hope they're somewhat in character for this scene, because that would make it even better.
 

Fromtheblackdepths

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Complete overhauling of characters personalities.
Changing of sexual preferences of characters who already been stated to be a certain preference.
Ignoring main characters because they didn't like them.
Overpowered MC to teach the "fix" the universe.
Just giving certain characters a different set of powers instead of their normal ones.

All I'm saying is that Worm's Fandom is fucking nuts.
 

Pointless Pedant

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The fact it exists.

Genre fiction in itself is usually pretty terrible, then take away all sense of publishing standards from that and you get...that.

The idea of literary fan fiction is kind of amusing, though. People writing about what happened to Pierre Bezhukov after the Napoleonic Wars.
 

Fromtheblackdepths

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The fact it exists.

Genre fiction in itself is usually pretty terrible, then take away all sense of publishing standards from that and you get...that.

The idea of literary fan fiction is kind of amusing, though. People writing about what happened to Pierre Bezhukov after the Napoleonic Wars.
What do you mean in regards to Genre Fiction and Fanfiction?
 

Pointless Pedant

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What do you mean in regards to Grbte Fiction and Fanfiction?
Genre fiction is usually already pretty bad (Sturgeon's law and all that). Fan fiction removes even the basic idea that someone has to consider it fit to publish, which is some level of quality screening (Sonichu wouldn't pass, for example).
 
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