Fanta was created for Nazi Germany - (Leftover apple fiber, cider press mash, cheese by-product) Or does this belong in the Chris forum?

I Love Beef

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I'd say I'd be surprised, but Germany was the nation that successfully isolated cocaine, and many of you should know the origins of how Coca Cola got its name. I'm not surprised they didn't put in cocaine in early Fanta too.
 

Damien Thorne

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I like getting a strawberry Fanta whenever I go to Popeye’s to get my heart attack spicy chicken. I wonder what the Nazi party would have thought about their national drink being served with American Southern fast food.
 

The Un-Clit

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I don't know why you need to keep rubbing it in. So you Nazi bastards invented delicious orange Fanta. The Soviet Union still won the war and all they had was potato Vodka.

FUN FACT: The Fanta formula is completely different in Europe and the US. The European version tastes completely different and actually contains a small amount of juice. I noticed it when my local C-Town had imported Yuro Fanta from Italy(I also remember it tasting better back in home country when I was little.).

Funnily enough, I had for a long time considered Fanta to be associated with India, not Nazi Germany. It probably had to do with the 'Fanta Shokata' goofy clip generators that allowed you to put in your own subtitles over remixed Bollywood movie clips that was kind of a forerunner of youtube poops, 15 years ago or so.

People abused the fuck out of it of course, with some delightfully filthy commercials for Fanta coming out of it. ;)
 

McAfee'sCorpse

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Fanta is still my favorite soda.

Also, time for a poorly thought out joke that hopefully no one else has made yet.
I did nazi that coming.
 

Stoneheart

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I bet some of us would kill to get a taste of the Klassik reproduction formula, especially when Gun Jesus was involved in a certain drink-tasting review.
Its okay. you can still buy it. but the relaunch wasnt a big hit. the stuff is way to expensive, you can get much better stuff for the price in pretty much every supermarket.
 

draggs

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Coca-Cola wasn’t alone in ignoring Hitler’s increasing aggression. Other American industries, such as Hollywood, overlooked Nazi Germany’s human rights atrocities and went out of their way to retain German business.

Will these faggots ever shut the fuck up with this bullshit, they broke no laws and there was no universal ermahgerd Nazis must be treated like lepers virtue signaling standard then
 

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