Far Cry 5 salt - Ubisoft hates white Christians

[Doc Cassidy]

The new Far Cry takes place in bum fuck Montana with the main antagonistic being a Jim Jones style cult leader.

Clearly this is a direct attack on the master race and has to be resisted at all costs.

Even Alex Jones agrees

 

[The Great Chandler]

Far Cry had Vaas, a Hispanic villian, and no one complained about it. They're no different than SJWs.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Far Cry had Vaas, a Hispanic villian, and no one complained about it. They're no different than SJWs.

That's what makes it so funny.

 

[ShinjiIkariFapBoy76]

As a white, Christian, conservative cis-male, I think this game looks promising

 

[TiggerNits]

My guess is the religion they push in the game for the bad guys isn't even Christianity, but some psuedo-Scientology meets David Koresh shit, so the melt down over it is even more nonsensical

 

[Beaniebon]

These people always complain about leftist special snowflakes but have a melt down when a Christian is an antagonist or their fucking target clerk says happy holidays instead of merry Christmas

 

[Dandelo]

wait. we got an Hispanic and an Asian as a villain but you make a christian american villain and its wrong?
besides, Vaas and Pagan were awesome

here i was bitching it was going to be the same thing as Far Cry 3

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

They would NEVER have the balls to make a Far cry were you fight against muslims and an Isis like organisation.

FAR CRY 6 - lost in Kebabistan

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Aren't there fucking truckloads of FPS games in which the enemies are Jihadi terrorists? Serious question, I haven't actually played a "realistic" (and I use the term very loosely) FPS like Call of Duty or Battlefield or whatever in a dog's age.

If anything, it's kind of novel to see a game with this kind of antagonist.

Alternatively:
>"These SJW liberal cucks need to stop fucking bitching and grow some thick skin when people say and do offensive things."
>"The bad guys in this game are white Christians? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"We except all people for who they are!"

Oh, so you are racist!

Aren't there fucking truckloads of FPS games in which the enemies are Jihadi terrorists? Serious question, I haven't actually played a "realistic" (and I use the term very loosely) FPS like Call of Duty or Battlefield or whatever in a dog's age.

I'm gonna have to go with a no, considering we never hear about games that demonize Jihadi terrorists from SJW sources. I do know there is a game where you can play as a Jihadi terrorist at an airport in the prologue.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Upsetting the religious right is always a good way to get free game promotion!

Although I get the feeling the social justice warrior sorts are going to do a 180 when they find out some white male christian gamers enjoy playing as a member of a gun wielding Christian religious cult with doggo.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Didn't Resident Evil 7 have Christian hillbillies as the antagonists? Kinda weird that these people didn't complain about that.

They should make a game where you fight the KKK.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

My only beef is how the'll justify why the CIA just cant raid their shitty little stronghold, it is after all in the middle of America unlike the other far cry games

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

My only beef is how the'll justify why the CIA just cant raid their shitty little stronghold, it is after all in the middle of America unlike the other far cry games

It'll probably be that they've got connections with people in the government, or at least with people in the police.

 

[ES 148]

Assassin's Creed's player character was literally a Muslim who started the game fighting against Christians, and there wasn't such a ragefest about it IIRC. Maybe it's because now they're all white and American?

 

[Long Sun]

Teddy Beale (noted "philosopher" and lolcow) thinks he on the box
http://voxday.blogspot.ca/2017/05/this-is-how-much-they-fear-us.html

 

[TrannyBO]

Ubisoft is so fucking gay that even when portraying racist cis white Christian Americans they have to put in a manbun and whatever the redheaded guy's haircut is. Also, everyone has a beard.

 

[Hen in a tie]

All I can hear

 

[Y2K Baby]

My guess is the religion they push in the game for the bad guys isn't even Christianity, but some psuedo-Scientology meets David Koresh shit, so the melt down over it is even more nonsensical

The funny thing about /pol/ types is that they usually identify over-the-top right wing caricatures in media as a sort of self-aware joke. They did it Fallout's Enclave, 4's BoS, Space Marines from 40K, Rorschach, etc, etc. That is, of course, before /pol/ started to take itself way too seriously and started to genuinely defend the obvious bad guys and making up bullshit allegories about how they're not the obvious bad guys.

Honestly, the only way this could be irritating is if they try to make these caricatures some sort of allegory for real life (which ironically is what /pol/ does). That kind of ruins the joke and would justify the more retarded side of /pol/ chimping out.

 

[Honeybunny]

I'm pretty sure this game will hit some kind of record for how quickly it managed to piss off the extreme right through the cover art alone

There was similar outrage when Outlast 2 came out (since it featured a deranged cult that uses christian iconography), and it was just as dumb then as it is now