Farms; Repercussions of Shitposting - Version 2 since last one died in the database crapout

[GethN7]

GethN7 waited. The Light Theme on the page blinked and sparked out of the page HTML style sheet, leaving the Dark Theme. There were Kiwis in the forum. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Josh Moon were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Geth was a shitposter for over nine thousand years. When he was young he watched the forums and he said to dad "I want to be on the threads daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE MOCKED BY KIWIS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the forum of the Farms he knew there were Kiwis.
"This is Null" the voice chat crackered. "You must troll the kiwis!"
So Geth postered his shat post and blew up the thread.
"HE GOING TO TROLL US" said the kiwis.
"I will shit post at him" said the Kiwi and he fired the copypasta. Geth shatposted at him and tried to piss him off. But then the database tables crashed and they were trapped and not able to shitpost.
"No! I must troll the kiwis" he shouted
The voice chat said "No, Geth. You are the kiwis"
And then Geth was a kiwi.


For the clueless;

Spoiler

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/doom-repercussions-of-evil

 

[YayLasagna]

Did you seriously think this was so important as to make it a second time?

 

[GethN7]

Did you seriously think this was so important as to make it a second time?

I just wanted to shitpost again.

 

[dopy]

this episode of the shiversblood show sucks

 

[GethN7]

this episode of the shiversblood show sucks

Sorry about that, but even I can't match that level of shitposting genius.

 

[RG 448]

Did you seriously think this was so important as to make it a second time?

It was.

 

[KeyserBroze]

HTML style sheet

Typical Hollywood Writing

 

[J A N D E K]

Did you seriously think this was so important as to make it a second time?

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to kiwifurms

 

[Marco Fucko]

This Geth guy sounds like a cuckold fetishist, I bet he doesn't even have big guts.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

im glad this is here because i didnt see it the first time tbh

 

[polonium]

very nice

 

[Desire Lines]

I saw GethN7 at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.