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Horrorcow Farrah F'n Flawless / Pauly Unstoppable / Paul R Moweryfully tattooed tranny beggar

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  1. sounds about right, I think he was fine where he was at with just a bunch of stretched piercings and a few face tattoos. Now he just seems like a person who is unsatisfiable.
     
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  2. He somehow looks more like a man with the dangerhair wig on. It just seems to exacerbate his manly features.
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    Not much is going on with old Pauly. He's still posting the same 'I love my obese body' Tumblr shit, and posting pictures of his tacky, mismatched nails.
     
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  3. Those "yasss queen slay" types make me irrationally angry
     
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  4. I just wonder if they are trolls or bots because who the fuck looks at that shit and feels compelled to praise their beauty? He looks like Zoe Quinn’s month old corpse after being pulled from a river.
     
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  5. Jesus. "You look stunning."

    Well I suppose. If by stunning, they mean "I just got hit very hard over the head and currently think I am a tortoise" I guess. He/she/zirziezebedeedoodah is THAT sort of stunning.

    Why's he got that "lost my teeth" look? Or is it just cos of the mouth tattoo? There's a distinct no-teeth/cat's arse thing going on, but I don't like to look too closely (:_(
     
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  6. He looks like a misprinted dollar bill with a wig on.
     
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  7. They're probably legit. Pre-troon Pauly was kind of an icon in the body modification community for being the first to do so many things - most of his fans from then don't give a fuck now, but he still has some hanging on.

    His lips are tattooed over, but also his three lower lip piercings were stretched and then left out to heal because he regrets doing it. You also get a slight "cat's arse" look just from regular healed cheek piercings with no jewellery in them, and Pauly had huge stretched ones to go with his huge stretched everything else. Basically, his lower face area is dotted with little holes that won't go away. Honestly, it would probably look better if he just put some subtle jewellery in those. ("subtle" used relatively, of course)
     
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  8. Well, apparently his discounted stink ditch is broken again. I wonder what he did to it this time.
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  9. I'm guessing faulty craftmanship. He chose to take a shortcut when he decided to get srs. Under normal circumstances, people have to complete a checklist of requirements before they are even considered for surgery. Pauly decided to skip all that and go to a "tranny mill" in a foreign country.
     
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  10. He also came back immediately and started on extreme insertions
     
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  11. Apparently he couldn't pee, and hadn't been able to for a while. So his mangina is failing in absolutely every aspect.
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  12. "Sick and tited" lol
     
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  13. So how long until he starts verbalizing his regrets towards his fauxgina? Or is he gunna double down on it like someone doubles down on a poorly healing body mod?
     
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  14. That's the thing. If a piercing rejects or is crooked, you can take it out and get it redone. Even huge stretched out piercings can just be fixed or abandoned. But he has this fucked up, prolapsing hole between his legs that's apparently destroyed his urethra. What do you even do about that? He can't just give up on it, he has to be able to pee.
     
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  15. His only option seems to be having it closed up and re-establishing himself as a eunuch. His biggest problem is that he never considered the long term effects of having srs. To him, it was nothing more than another step up the body modification ladder.
     
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  16. He'll be fine, as long as people buy him shoes
     
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  17. Holy shitting dick nipples I did not realise "Farrah Flawless" was his legal name

    I have a giant gaping wound where my genitalia used to be, but buy me things because I'm cute tee hee
     
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  18. i'd consider myself one of those followers who doesn't give a fuck. i'm there for the inevitable trainwreck.

    don't be surprised if his next instagram post depicts him with missing limbs. cause that's a thing in the body mod community too.
     
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  19. I'm pretty certain a few of us have some shekels in that pool.
     
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  20. Yeah, I don't think there's a better example of a mentally ill troon fetishist than Pauly. Most MtF who get SRS tentatively start considering sex six months to a year after having the procedure. Pauly couldn't get SRS fast enough because he wanted to get double penetrated by every sick fuck in Frisco ASAP. He basically got off the plane from Asia and started trying to be a sex worker on CL and asking about auctioning off his "virginity."

    Even if the surgery had been done perfectly he would have all the same problems because he ignored all surgery aftercare in his quest to get gang banged at the first opportunity. He seems to have a pain fetish and after getting a gaping open wound in his crotch his only interest was in pursuing every opportunity to punish it with random dicks and objects.
     
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