It appears that I have caught my first Internet lolcow in the form of a YouTube member named Fart Master. I shit you not, this shit is real.
https://www.youtube.com/user/FartMarster/featured
He's been active since about 2008, and his last video, as of this posting, was nine hours ago.
That's... all he does in his videos, to be honest. He just... farts. I believe there are videos of him accidentally (or worse, deliberately) cutting wet ones. His face is obscured, and more recent videos he is seen with a young woman who partakes in farting with him. What a crock of shit!
https://www.youtube.com/user/FartMarster/featured
He's been active since about 2008, and his last video, as of this posting, was nine hours ago.