Off-Topic Fashion crimes against humanity - Stuff you should never have to see in public

[JambledUpWords]

It doesn’t matter who wears this stuff, it just looks bad, bad enough that you’d want to outlaw it if you could. Sadly, none of us are Kim Jung Un, so we’ll just have to settle with talking about it here.

Here are my personal fashion crimes:

• Whale tails- otherwise known as showing a thong above your pants/shorts. Nobody looks good in this.
• Ties that are not worn with collared shirts. This was a 2000’s trend that should not be brought back
• Super low rise jeans- another 2000’s trend that gave us more views of other people’s cracks than ever before
• Wearing jeans that “fit”- not as much a trend, as it is a disaster. By this, I mean when people barely squeeze into a pair of jeans and claim they “fit”. It not only is bad for your circulation, but it can give a muffin top effect that nobody wants.
• Professionally torn clothes- it just looks unkempt.
• Lingerie as clothes- it ends up looking cheap and trashy

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Please show us an image of your perfect fashion visage.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Professionally torn clothes- it just looks unkempt.

 

[Deadwaste]

i never wanna see someone dressed like this

 

[PorcupineTree]

I don’t know if I’d want to outlaw it, but those outfits that are designed purely for fashion shows with a “fine art” mindset rather than a practical one are always amusing. Less than two weeks ago a friend told me the official name for them and I’ve already forgotten. It’s this kind of stuff:

 

[The Shadow]

Super skinny suits were an unconscionable blight. A slender cut isn't a bad thing if you've got the right build for it, but the skinny suits that were trendy in recent years at best make you look like Pee Wee Herman.

 

[eldri]

Professionally torn clothes- it just looks unkempt.

Boomer!!! We got a boomer over here!!!

 

[The Shadow]

Boomer!!! We got a boomer over here!!!

Or Gen-X dad. "Dammit! In my day we tore our own jeans!"

 

[Rand /pol/]

Boomer!!! We got a boomer over here!!!

Epic maymay

 

[heathercho]

This is a fashion trend only @Ron /pol/ would appreciate. Otherwise this. Don't do this.

 

[Rand /pol/]

This is a fashion trend only @Ron /pol/ would appreciate. Otherwise this. Don't do this.

Sorry couldn't hear you over "ching chong love you long time bing bong sucky sucky for one dolla"

 

[Marco Fucko]

>lingerie as clothing
I refuse to believe people do that outside of various clubs/parties.

That being said, I kind of wish people would dress in more interesting ways. It feels like clothing style has been way too standardized.

 

[Kawhi]

I don’t know if I’d want to outlaw it, but those outfits that are designed purely for fashion shows with a “fine art” mindset rather than a practical one are always amusing. Less than two weeks ago a friend told me the official name for them and I’ve already forgotten. It’s this kind of stuff:

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La Haute Couture. It's not actually meant to be worn it's just an art exhibit that walks, like you said. Doesn't stop it from looking like a silk miscarriage though, I agree. Those outfits are made specifically for the runway and can't be purchased, though there are prêt-à-porter runway shows for them to show the stuff people actually do wear.

In a perfect world we'd all dress like the swedes

 

[Fandom Trash]

Wearing socks with sandles.

 

[Krispy Skream]

>lingerie as clothing
I refuse to believe people do that outside of various clubs/parties.

They absolutely do it outside of clubs / parties. I had a friend spend a few days with us. His wife wanted to go shoot boomsticks, so I told them we could go out to the back pasture to do so. Everyone else wore clothing appropriate to brush work (i.e., Jeans or work pants, long sleeves, boots.) This dumb slut wore a skimpy negligee and sandals. By the time we got back she was filthy and covered in scratches, but whatever floats her goat.

EDIT: I attached a visual aid. It was extra uncomfortable because she had her kids with her; else I'd think she was trying to play with a different kind of "gun."

 

[Positron]

La Haute Couture.

Nah, Haute Couture are the extremely expensive, made-to-measure dresses for Oscar red carpets or the mistresses of billionaires, purveyed by the likes of Chanel and Valentino. Some designs may be wild (as Dior under John Galliano), but most are just conventionally beautiful.

I don't know there is a special terms for those edgy showpieces meant only for fashion shows, I just call them "conceptual" or just "showpieces"

On topic: don't wear anything they wear in rap videos.

 

[Kawhi]

Nah, Haute Couture are the extremely expensive, made-to-measure dresses for Oscar red carpets or the mistresses of billionaires, purveyed by the likes of Chanel and Valentino. Some designs may be wild (as Dior under John Galliano), but most are just conventionally beautiful.

As long as it is made by a member of fhcm, of very high quality materials and entirely handmade, it is haute couture. So while virtually all the ugly conceptual pieces are haute couture, you're right most haute couture is not that and I wasn't trying to say it was.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Fingerless gloves outside of sports practice. With the exception of Christine, she is cute with those.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

i never wanna see someone dressed like this

JoJo fans will defend even the most putrid artwork so long as it comes from their favorite series. Tsk, tsk.

Anyway, not so much fashion in general, just complete lack of awareness in dressing and sparing us the gruesome details:

Nothing worse than people trying to dress 'hot' when they clearly shouldn't be. I've seen way worse than this in person too.

 

[WW 635]

Skinny jeans on men should never happen