Fashion crimes against humanity - Stuff you should never have to see in public

Snusmumriken

Let’s go fill the Internet with crime, come on!
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The Facebook group "I'm like a rotisserie shithead" is full of intentionally bad, clashing outfits.


Sometimes there's a decent look in the group, but not often.
If I saw the first bitch at the pool I’d get out as fast as possible. With the weight of all that gunt I don’t trust her bladder not to leak a little while she’s having an unfashionable swim.
 

NoFeline

baby is ended.
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Street Meat

2 for a dollar!
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The outfit is fine, it’s just a track suit with a coat over it. It’s the uh, thing, wearing it that is not fine.

Does awful, unnaturally colored makeup count as a fashion crime?
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Unless you’re a model doing something creative for a photo shoot, it’s weird to wear this shit out

I hate, hate, hate shit like this. Sure, have a cute photoshoot or something. But if I saw this out grocery shopping, I'd give it more than 6 feet of space between us. Jesus just blend ugh. On a personal note, I find hyper metallic lipstick disgusting looking. It just settles into every crack and exposes every part of the lips that needs exfoliation.

Anyway, here's some more horrifying finds from the Facebook group I'm sperging over. Under a spoiler for mobile screenshots as per usual.

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First up, I just hate this because of how obnoxious it is. I don't mind overalls if you're a farmer or something. Also please redye your roots.

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I'm honestly impressed at how this fatty is squating. That does not excuse the other atrocities in this post.

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Aww, CJ is working on becoming..... whatever the fuck this is. There is just zero emotion in the top right picture.

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Honestly, her face made me laugh for a solid 15 seconds so I'm posting this here. The green sweater is pretty cute, and I think everything matches pretty well.

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Another true and honest wombyn! ;) looks like he lives in filth and doesn't have the energy to shave that manly ass stash.

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Fatty genderspecial smartly covering her arms with sleeves. Looks like a catholic librarian. I'm undecided on how I feel about this one.

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Nobody has ever dressed like this before, ever. You're such a fashion pioneer, so brave and stunning. My cats love those little worm toys, though.

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I had a physical reaction to this hair. Why are mullets back, why do children not wash their hair, what is so cool about being stinky? Also good job on actually being sort of gender-ambiguous by wearing baggy clothing. It's a bottom of the barrel attempt, but - nah who am I kidding, this slob picked up whatever was within arms reach of waking up and decided it was an outfit.

I hope y'all enjoyed :) I'm waiting to see if I get into the makeup group. I'm sure there will be other, similar terrors.

Edit: got approved, here's some trash
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I don't get the clown trend. Bonus tiktok bullshit.

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Awful pose, why would you glue rhinestones to your eyebrow, and in that way? At least put some effort in.

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I'll give her the application, but what's up with the blush on noses? Are they emulating the Tumblr art style in real life?

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Thanks, I hate it.
 
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Valentine

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The outfit is fine, it’s just a track suit with a coat over it. It’s the uh, thing, wearing it that is not fine.

Does awful, unnaturally colored makeup count as a fashion crime?
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Unless you’re a model doing something creative for a photo shoot, it’s weird to wear this shit out
She didn't even try. Instead of attempting to make it work with a neutral eye or lips, let us completely dive into the weird colors and make ourselves look like a strange lizard person.
 

keyboredsm4shthe2nd

Youscatgetouttahereg-go-gogetthestick-getouttahere
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The outfit is fine, it’s just a track suit with a coat over it. It’s the uh, thing, wearing it that is not fine.

Does awful, unnaturally colored makeup count as a fashion crime?
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Unless you’re a model doing something creative for a photo shoot, it’s weird to wear this shit out
The thing wearing it is a crook with violent fantasies of raping and murdering women, trying to get put in female prison to get victims.
 

Sasori of the Red Sand

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Can we post "Halloween costumes"? Some goth thot on Instagram made a costume that a lot of people believe romanticizes sexual assault. I personally believe she was trying to be edgy in order to get clout. Idk if this girl has a thread on here. I tried looking up her insta and couldn't find it. I guess she couldn't take the heat she brought upon herself and deleted her account.

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Coffee Druid

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Can we post "Halloween costumes"? Some goth thot on Instagram made a costume that a lot of people believe romanticizes sexual assault. I personally believe she was trying to be edgy in order to get clout. Idk if this girl has a thread on here. I tried looking up her insta and couldn't find it. I guess she couldn't take the heat she brought upon herself and deleted her account.

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Do we have a bad halloween costume thread? I'd be down. I mean, we have a bad cosplay one but it's not very active right now.
 

Azafran90

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Can we post "Halloween costumes"? Some goth thot on Instagram made a costume that a lot of people believe romanticizes sexual assault. I personally believe she was trying to be edgy in order to get clout. Idk if this girl has a thread on here. I tried looking up her insta and couldn't find it. I guess she couldn't take the heat she brought upon herself and deleted her account.

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Well, she managed to scare me, so it's a successful Halloween costume at that...
 

Fliddaroonie

I'm a spooky ghost! Whooooo!!! Ectoplasm!!!!
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Can we post "Halloween costumes"? Some goth thot on Instagram made a costume that a lot of people believe romanticizes sexual assault. I personally believe she was trying to be edgy in order to get clout. Idk if this girl has a thread on here. I tried looking up her insta and couldn't find it. I guess she couldn't take the heat she brought upon herself and deleted her account.

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Adora Bat Brat has a You Tube channel. Heck knows how I stumbled on here. I think it might have been a diets rabbit hole (she follows something called the Montignac method which is a form of keto. Her costume is tacky AF and her look is questionable, but she's in her forties and has had more than one kid, if I remember right, her figure is pretty something given that) a long time back.
 
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