Fashion crimes against humanity - Stuff you should never have to see in public

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Spoiler: Shirts like these

It just screams trashy to me and I really don’t care what you like to sex, just don’t be this bad about it. Wear a shirt like this and I immediately think “attention whore”.

 

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Spoiler: Shirts like these

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It just screams trashy to me and I really don’t care what you like to sex, just don’t be this bad about it. Wear a shirt like this and I immediately think “attention whore”.

Attention whore, yet sexual virgin.

 

[Wook Nazi]

Vineyard Vines is more of a fashion misdemeanor. I’m sure a much classier Kiwi from Vermont, Mass, New York state, etc can convince me they’re a cool brand for beach house people. I’ve just always thought the long-sleeve shirts look unflattering. I’d equate them to the“Abercrombie & Fitch”, “Hollister”, “American Eagle” logo shirts, just boring enough to be worn with anything. The price leads a lot of people to believe that Vineyard Vines: sweatpants, t shirts, long sleeves, button ups, are appropriate for nice dinners, or a night out but they’re not classy, just overpriced. Sometimes we wear puffy things that don’t complement our silhouettes, but those long sleeves aren’t even warm. The performance long sleeves are 94% polyester 6% spandex blends. Their website sells 100% cotton long sleeved shirts for 50 bucks. The logo down the arm and across the back looks really garish and cheap. I interpret the whale as childish the same way I see Hello Kitty, on different $50+ shirts it wears a costume or has different colors. They’re Funko shirts in my opinion, I don’t get why some people are bored enough to collect them. It’s ironic that preppier kids are into Vineyard Vines, the simple design/logo, and cheap fabric appeal to me as much as a 10 pack of: Champion (popular now), Fruit of the Loom, or Hanes shirts.

 

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Vineyard Vines is more of a fashion misdemeanor. I’m sure a much classier Kiwi from Vermont, Mass, New York state, etc can convince me they’re a cool brand for beach house people. I’ve just always thought the long-sleeve shirts look unflattering. I’d equate them to the“Abercrombie & Fitch”, “Hollister”, “American Eagle” logo shirts, just boring enough to be worn with anything. The price leads a lot of people to believe that Vineyard Vines: sweatpants, t shirts, long sleeves, button ups, are appropriate for nice dinners, or a night out but they’re not classy, just overpriced. Sometimes we wear puffy things that don’t complement our silhouettes, but those long sleeves aren’t even warm. The performance long sleeves are 94% polyester 6% spandex blends. Their website sells 100% cotton long sleeved shirts for 50 bucks. The logo down the arm and across the back looks really garish and cheap. I interpret the whale as childish the same way I see Hello Kitty, on different $50+ shirts it wears a costume or has different colors. They’re Funko shirts in my opinion, I don’t get why some people are bored enough to collect them. It’s ironic that preppier kids are into Vineyard Vines, the simple design/logo, and cheap fabric appeal to me as much as a 10 pack of: Champion (popular now), Fruit of the Loom, or Hanes shirts.

NGL they just kind of look like long sleeves to me?
I don't see what's so bad about them?

 

[Wook Nazi]

NGL they just kind of look like long sleeves to me?
I don't see what's so bad about them?

I hate the logos and placement of logos. I also hate the blends they’re made of. I think they look like they’re for children.