Fashion Show - JY Edition - The outfits and stylings of our fat pedo king

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Post your favorite JY outfits and then critically assess them based on originality, execution, and would you sex it :heart-empty:

The Langley Township Prom
In this audacious number, the delightful JY stunned us all with an Ursula-Inspired purple floor length gown. This outfit was completed with daring chicken-cutlet boobs and finished off with a brilliant sparkling tiara. We heard the gemstones are made of real plastic!
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8/10 originality
6/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it

LGBT Planet on a Scooter
In this less-inspired number, JY knocked his own striped socks off by dressing like your average autist at a My Little Pony convention. The nonbinary badge was a bold move for this True and Honest Woman! Well done Jonathan!
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2/10 originality
9/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it
 

pr3nt177

"I am suicidal if you don't believe me ask my mum"
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My favourite pic is already in the OP (polyester frock and plastic tiara) and the train pics take some beating but I like this one.

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Not sure what I find more appealing - the overall stylish girl-about-town look, the attention to colour coordination or the dirty stains on his jacket.

Classy.
 

Spedestrian

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If you philistines won't provide the kind of serious fashion critique these outfits deserve then I suppose I'll have to:

Girls Welcome
This racy little getup accentuates the "feminine" curves of JY's midsection, drawing the viewer's eye towards the tastefully-framed welcome mat that tells all the young girls they're invited to this party. The choice to let his natural armpit hair fly free was divisive, but it drove French Canadian audiences wild! Special shoutout to wardrobe specialist Miriam Yaniv for helping JY to cinch it all together since it was too tricky for him to do it himself.

6/10 originality
2/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it
The Autism Fairy
In honor of Autism Awareness Month, this bold ensemble blends classic Asperger's chic with fanciful elements taken straight from a little girl's costume trunk. The fairy wings on his back offset the eye-gouging pattern of his short sleeve button up, and the addition of a floral wreathe to the traditional fedora creates a look that crosses the full fashion spectrum. The old-school autism of his cargo shorts + shin-length socks + hideous athletic shoes combo took us back to the past, that is until frilly pink tutu accent catapulted us into the future!

9/10 originality
7/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it
 

Yellow Yam Scam

not the kind of boy you're looking for
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uwu rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a tampon* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your pussy wussy~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your tampy wampy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your tampy wampy* it doesn't stop bleeding ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* mommy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles*

get to work @Spedestrian
 

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uwu rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a tampon* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your pussy wussy~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your tampy wampy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your tampy wampy* it doesn't stop bleeding ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* mommy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles*

get to work @Spedestrian
The Legend of Incelda: Tampax Princess
Move over Midna, there's a new UwU kyuut furry princess in town! The Wingcrest-inspired design on the paw of this fursuit brazenly skirts the line of legality, much like JY himself. The black and white tiger striped hood is made of 100% environmentally friendly materials, juxtaposing the brooding darkness of JY's freshly waxed scrotum hairs with the austere luminance of locally-sourced recycled tampons. The entire look is held together by JY's radiant smile and coquettishly raised eyebrow that seem to say "don't worry little girl, come sit on may lap and I'll show you how to put that tampon in!"

4/10 originality
8/10 execution
10/10 yiff in hell
0/10 I would not sex it

Side note: let me know if re-inserting the existing image upload is dumb/annoying. I think it looks better but I'm open to suggestions.
 

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I don't know about you ladies, but I just adore the way Jonathan, sorry, """Jessica""" poses so delicately on his scoot scoot. Manspreading has nothing on our Jessie. What a superbly dainty and feminine way of sitting, with his legs so far apart there's room to air both balls and his vagina! Surely on-trend for the hot summer season.

Seriously though, wtf is up with that pose? Does the scoot scoot not take up enough room already that he has to make it wider by spreading his knees so far apart he's almost doing the splits? Sorry to be that person, but no woman would ever sit this way outside of a porn shoot.

Of course, laughing at how he sits like a drunk redneck only makes him dizzy with glee over the attention.
 
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Fat troon in a wig
Today on JY Fashion Show we admire one of Jon's early looks from way back on page 13. Note his liberal use of eyeshadow on everywhere except his actual eyelid - magnificent! He also stunned our judges by being the only troon in history to not pull his cheap wig all the way down to his eyebrows.
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2/10 originality
7/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it
 

Munchma Quchi

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This understated spring/fall casual look makes bold use of primary colours; the punchy red and cheerful blue complimenting the bright yellow hair perfectly. This outfit has versatility and can be dressed up or down accordingly; pair it with sandals for media appearances. Add a tiara for that "I'm just running to the grocery store" look.

This outfit accentuates feminine curves and reveals just the right amount of skin. Traditionally a playful springtime look will obscure curves under layers of clothing, maybe just showing a hint of collarbone. Not so with this outfit; here the designer has decided to accentuate that underappreciated feminine curve; the under-gunt. Gorgeous!
 

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I present to you-The Red Death
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Jonathan makes a dramatic appearance in public with an outfit that resembles his love for menstrual blood and tampons. To completely resemble the object of his desires, he bravely ditches the golden wig and goes au naturel with short haircut with an ever-so slight smell and texture of bilirubin. Jonathan clearly puts a lot of effort into this look; no one else can look like this unless they've been bloodied in a car accident!

Bravo Jonny! Votre style est très exceptionnel!

2/10 Originality
4/10 Execution
10/10 Bloody Hell!
0/10 Sacre Bleu!
0/10 Would not sex it
 
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