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Please open this at full size to see the makeup skillz of a true and honest woman
Fashion Show - JY Edition - The outfits and stylings of our fat pedo king
Looks like she managed to get a makeover at Merle Norman after all...
Christ at least shave those four chest hairs... Not to mention the crusty zit, too.
Beautiful and stunning. Like a true Disney Princess.
..... or, more accurately, a 7 year old playing dress up and using mommy's makeup for the first time.
Jon, seriously. How can you not comprehend your pasty white shoulders do not match whatever you slathered on your face at all?
This - sadly - triggered a thought of a young lady who does just that. My dear 80's squishy keyboard, please meet Becky, the delightful gooorlfren of the equally delicate and mesmerising Big Al Reid (yes, that is a person, not a nightmare pumpkin. This is back in her svelte days.) I scoured the board for this and finally struck lesbiotic gold.
I long to reach this level of sartorial elegance, but our lovely Jonessica carries it off flawlessly. Perhaps you get the outfit when you acquire your Fatty Scootypuff. I need to start downloading pies into myself so I too g at to this coveted level of panache.
It's a matter of not being able to actually close their legs at this point, I think. Just imagine the sheer size of those legs! AL clearly adopts that Sumo pose to balance the weight of her elephantine figure. Gorl too fat to sit. Squishy organs.
Oh for sure that's the case with AL, you're absolutely right - no way are even those massive cheese pillars managing to move the majestic gunt hanging between them.
But Becky is straight out of the Jonessica book of sartorial elegance. Same shorts, same splayed pose, same bulldog-chewing-a-wasp expression. And AL's a lezbean so that must mean Becky is a true n honest grrrrl.
Mind you, this was taken several hundred pies ago. I think Becky's chin stops her legs closing at this point.
I'm sorry if I'm being autistic, but can I request images of Johnny's dog? I find it weird that two accounts on Yaniv M.'s yelp account that have left negative reviews one is a picture of a dog and an angry munchie review.
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I started thinking of all the corrections I'd make, as a challenge to myself, but it just made me tired. I guess he could start with getting a properly cool-toned foundation, but this is already hopeless.
I'm sorry if I'm being autistic, but can I request images of Johnny's dog? I find it weird that two accounts on Yaniv M.'s yelp account that have left negative reviews one is a picture of a dog and an angry munchie review.
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Right here fam: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonat...ows-it-jy-british-columbia.49790/post-5009402
FWIW I don't think it's Pom's dog even when groomed.
New face is where he needs to start.
Holy shit, you're right.
I just had a horrifying thought. You know how every universe exists all at the same time etc etc (clever physics stuff I didn't listen to in school) and every possibility becomes reality or something (more physics whilst Clanger surreptitiously tries to huff the Bunsen burner gas.)
So we have the style icon that is Necky, the hopelessly bad apprentice plasterer's make-up artistry of Lunatic and the most unexpected and unlikely troon that is dearest OPL. Did we somehow cause the laws of physics to burp, thereby throwing up Jonessica as some kind of horrifying amalgamation cow? Is he going to slowly incorporate aspects of all our other specimens to produce one great big fuck off huge ur-cow?
And I retract my last comment. Sperm not meeting egg in Mommy Yaniv's £5 knee-trembler that produced him is where he needs to start.
I just had a horrifying thought. You know how every universe exists all at the same time etc etc (clever physics stuff I didn't listen to in school) and every possibility becomes reality or something (more physics whilst Clanger surreptitiously tries to huff the Bunsen burner gas.)
So we have the style icon that is Necky, the
And I retract my last comment. Sperm not meeting egg in Mommy Yaniv's £5 knee-trembler that produced him is where he needs to start.
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Elton Jonathan Yaniv
In this stunning pepper spray explosion straight from the streets of New York (the poor part), Jonathan
s us all with his neon yellow hair, blue Homer Simpson Mumu, and Elton John Sunglasses. This look is completed by his deaf, elderly slave shouting nonsense at people until she sheepishly crawls back into elevator as he screams at her. How avant garde! Context
10/10 originality
10/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it
In this stunning pepper spray explosion straight from the streets of New York (the poor part), Jonathan
s us all with his neon yellow hair, blue Homer Simpson Mumu, and Elton John Sunglasses. This look is completed by his deaf, elderly slave shouting nonsense at people until she sheepishly crawls back into elevator as he screams at her. How avant garde! Context
10/10 originality
10/10 execution
0/10 I would not sex it
Jesus wept. I thought I was joking about the ur-cow...now I'm not so sure.
Nice tarp tho, is our blushing young princess about to make a shy, winsome pregnancy announcement? You know, with him totally being a girl 'n all. Which he really, really is. Oh yus.
Nice tarp tho, is our blushing young princess about to make a shy, winsome pregnancy announcement? You know, with him totally being a girl 'n all. Which he really, really is. Oh yus.
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You give him 10 for originality rating, 10 for execution rating, but 0 for would not sex it rating. Are you trying to say you would sex him?
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0/10 would not sex
3/10 2 paper bags - one over his head and one over my head in case his falls off
6/10 roofie me first then ok
10/10 sex, but then murder-suicide out of shame
The love voice not hate!!!
An even classier detail is the lingerie bag he has in the corner of the image. Guess who's bringing sexy back?
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