The lace is literally tearing at the seams trying to contain his shoulder flab.
Fashion Show - JY Edition - The outfits and stylings of our fat pedo king
I think that swim dress is meant to be the type that flattens your stomach. Can't tell for sure unless we know where he bought it but the way the lycra is sewn in a pucker at the sides is typical of these kind of swimsuits and they do very often come in this swim dress style because typically if you're a true and honest woman with a muffin top you probably hold some extra thigh weight too. (Natural weight distribution is transphobic too) In Yaniv's case the skirt nicely covers up any ball slips that may happen from wearing a swimsuit sewn to fit non-teste having humans.
TL : DR: Yaniv is fatter than this swimsuit makes out and thank Allah he chose one with a skirt.
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"Call me cis male."
I doff my cap you you, Sir/Madam. That was brilliant.
That was perfect, nearly spat out my drink
Can we get an opinion on this kicky little number from the judges?
What a bold move with the red-on-red-on-red, is he going for the used tampon look?
This is the best JY thread.
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In this public appearance, beautiful and stunning trans testicle rights activist Jessica Yaniv is sporting a red cotton floral Fairweather sun dress worth a whopping 20 dollars. A bold move pairing the bright red dress with a deep red scooter and bright pink water bottle, but Jessica pulls it off flawlessly thanks to her innate confidence. For Jewelry she sports several pieces including a free Pride wrist band and several pieces by Clares and Ardene.
Ever pushing the boundaries of fashion, Jessica boldly completes the look with extra large men's sandals. Gorgeous!
Has that 'Devil Woman' vibe, raunchy.
Screams take me I'm yours. Please.
A look that literally stops traffic
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He looks like a pro-wrestler from the '80s. A heel, naturally. Wacksaw Jon Yaniv?
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Oh look, fat Brenden Urie
My personal theory regarding Jonny-boy's fashion choices is that most of them are actually Miriam's choices, and she buys them for him out of the kind of print catalogs that cater to old ladies who are deeply tech-ignorant and would rather send a check through the mail than use a credit card online. The similarities between their clothing (especially the beach cover-up dresses they both wore to the HRT sessions) would suggest this.
The red Hawaiian-print dress he wore yesterday, to chase down his runaway walker while Miriam assaulted Keean Bexte of Rebel Media? That's got to be Miriam's doing.
The lavender t-shirt with flowers and hummingbirds he wore today, when he and Miriam assaulted another Rebel Media reporter? Nobody buys shit like that but old ladies, and nobody wears shit like that but old ladies and their autistic sons-pretending-to-be-daughters. For real. Check this grandma shit out:
When I was a kid way back in the '70s, there used to be t-shirts for sale that said, "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny." I thought the statement was kind of dumb and unfunny (and still do), but holy crap, it suits Jonathan to a--well, to a t.
What I find most interesting about this pic (and other unretouched pics from the same session) is the band of dark discoloration around the base of Jon's neck, within the fat fold. It's most visible in the video of that photo shoot, as he's tilting his head to the side.
If it is what I think it is, it's acanthosis nigricans, which is a response to chronic excess insulin in the bloodstream, and thus a visual warning sign of diabetes. So even if the law doesn't get him (or angry male kinfolk of one of his female victims) Lord Beetus may yet do so. Normally, I wouldn't wish the effects of poorly-controlled Type 2 diabetes on anybody, but I'm fine with this.
The red Hawaiian-print dress he wore yesterday, to chase down his runaway walker while Miriam assaulted Keean Bexte of Rebel Media? That's got to be Miriam's doing.
The lavender t-shirt with flowers and hummingbirds he wore today, when he and Miriam assaulted another Rebel Media reporter? Nobody buys shit like that but old ladies, and nobody wears shit like that but old ladies and their autistic sons-pretending-to-be-daughters. For real. Check this grandma shit out:
When I was a kid way back in the '70s, there used to be t-shirts for sale that said, "You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny." I thought the statement was kind of dumb and unfunny (and still do), but holy crap, it suits Jonathan to a--well, to a t.
Funny; only a couple of days ago we were gawking at Corissa Eneking/fatgirlflow's stucco-textured face over on the Fat Acceptance thread in the Beauty Parlour. She and Jon ought to get together to swap make-up tips.
What I find most interesting about this pic (and other unretouched pics from the same session) is the band of dark discoloration around the base of Jon's neck, within the fat fold. It's most visible in the video of that photo shoot, as he's tilting his head to the side.
If it is what I think it is, it's acanthosis nigricans, which is a response to chronic excess insulin in the bloodstream, and thus a visual warning sign of diabetes. So even if the law doesn't get him (or angry male kinfolk of one of his female victims) Lord Beetus may yet do so. Normally, I wouldn't wish the effects of poorly-controlled Type 2 diabetes on anybody, but I'm fine with this.
Stuff like this is why I'm convinced that Miriam buys Jon's everyday clothes. As for garments that, on an actual woman, are meant to be "sexy?" That's the fappy stuff Jon buys for himself, probably from Amazon. Though I do think Miriam had a hand in picking out the purple "pageant" gown and his "Red Death" ensemble.
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The brave, bold, and menarche-minded Jonathan is actually pulling off a half-passable "Bobby Hill with gout" cosplay! While there is no doubt in my mind both have obesity-related diseases that require nearly identical scooties, Bobby really knocks it out of the park with lack of pedo-smile and no need for kitschy accessories.
10/10, boy ain't right
0/10, waxed him in the testicles
Would not allow Jonathan to scooty-puff down high fashion runway.
Man, I can't remember the last time I saw a dress like that outside of a Goodwill.
Side note, has anyone ever seen someone wear one of these who wasn't morbidly obese?
"Something wrong
I hold my head
Epstein gone
Our nigga dead"
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