Fashion Show - JY Edition - The outfits and stylings of our fat pedo king

[What This Old Thing!?]

His brows are fine, guise.

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[EmpireOfTheClouds]

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A jaunty little outfit for a sea trip......having a Kate Winslet moment.

Man, Mama June looks like shit!

 

[pr3nt177]

A large black ensemble, so handy for those illegal weapon court days.

and empowering enough for those times when you man up and assault someone.

 

[wabbits]

This Dollar Store vampire cruising for blood pic cracks me up. It's from autumn 2019, I think, and when viewed at full size is hilarious.

The wig's slipped back, his whiskers are poking through the cakey foundation, the glitter at the inner eye emphasizes the dark, sunken circles. He's gazing downward to adore himself so his second chin's bulging out in a giant fat pad. The rightward bend of his nose is conspicuous. He's put the seat belt over his hair (wig).

And he put the image out in public for all to see because he's a pretty pretty pretty girl.

Addition: I haven't noticed this one around before, but it's speshul, too.

Hair stylist had some fun making his head into an even weirder shape. Interesting how he won't take his alarm button off long enough for a paid photo shoot.

 

[Short Stack]

@wabbits Marty Feldman in drag?

 

[pr3nt177]

This Dollar Store vampire cruising for blood pic cracks me up. It's from autumn 2019, I think, and when viewed at full size is hilarious.
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Made for the fridge door...you are what you eat.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Stretched to the breakingpoint:
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For the foot fetishists:
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Amazing, he gave that bathing suit stretch marks...

 

[Shaolin]

The pure deception of his twitter picture is outrageous.

 

[PonelessBizza]

The pure deception of his twitter picture is outrageous.
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He's obviously gotten it done via photoshop

 

[pr3nt177]

The pure deception of his twitter picture is outrageous.
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How about this one?

 

[ProtonMailMan]

@wabbits Marty Feldman in drag?

Apparently (believe it or not) Marty was quite a ladies man so--no.

 

[wabbits]

We've had this one for a while:
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But today, Twitter gave us this one:

Proof that he pioneered the French tuck. This is post-Kwantlen, I believe, given the ample face fat.

When he was given his 2-year diploma, he wasn't such a chub.


The shirt was a fav of his during his Cimorelli years, but he wasn't that much of a chub even then.

 

[ProtonMailMan]

We've had this one for a while:
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But today, Twitter gave us this one:
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Proof that he pioneered the French tuck. This is post-Kwantlen, I believe, given the ample face fat.

When he was given his 2-year diploma, he wasn't such a chub.
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The shirt was a fav of his during his Cimorelli years, but he wasn't that much of a chub even then.View attachment 1108305

I wonder about that physique of his. Usually people who are that fat as adults were fat kids as well. I guess this suggests that Captain Troon is not "Genetically predidposed so its difficult for me to keep weight off" so much as a pathologically lazy glutton.

 

[tramfest]

that picture with the fupa hanging over the tutu will haunt me for the rest of my days.

 

[Second Hand Syringe]

that picture with the fupa hanging over the tutu will haunt me for the rest of my days.

I didn't notice the exposed gut until you mentioned it. Thanks a lot. Do you think JY waxes his fat belly?

 

[fenny]

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Not sure what I find more appealing - the overall stylish girl-about-town look, the attention to colour coordination or the dirty stains on his jacket.

Classy.

I have the same hat.

 

[AmbiTron]

I have the same hat.

Welp time to burn it.

 

[Odessa Norwood]

I have the same hat.

Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Is there anything we can do?

 

[fenny]

Oh, I'm so, so sorry. Is there anything we can do?

Remove my memory of this so I don't have to think of how I pale in comparison to such a stunning beauty in it.

 

[Odessa Norwood]

Remove my memory of this so I don't have to think of how I pale in comparison to such a stunning beauty in it.

( Passes @fenny copious amounts of alcohol )

Any better?