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Community Fat Acceptance Movement

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by AtroposHeart, Sep 27, 2013.

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  1. Understatement of the century.
     
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  2. I'll never understand how fats LIKE comparing themselves to Renaissance paintings of fat women - because those paintings were NOT based on female models. You know how all the chicks look like burly dudes with bolt-on tits? That's because the models were all burly, chunky working dudes, with fake tits painted on top. It was illegal to hire female models. You could get away with it for private commissions, but for church shit? Forget about it. Then you have a number of male painters who were just dudes into fucking dudes (Reubens, Michelangelo) and so they painted dudes looking "sexy" (to them) as chicks.

    So these fat chicks identify with paintings of fat dudes from the middle ages, thinking that they're portraits of a time when fat women were worshiped, but it's all just bullshit because they're paintings of dudes. Fat women were considered as unattractive as they are now. So congrats, ladies. You have the body of an overfed male cooper or baker's assistant from 1500. So worshipful.
     
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  3. dat cottage cheese tho
     
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  4. No matter how many times you explain it they will not believe you so it's useless.

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    The naked men in the background look more feminine. Mary looks like a pro wrestler showing Baby Jesus her guns.

    No one was singing the virtues of women that could have been on My 600 lb Life. Not unless they were perverts who fetishized fat women. Save for a few stranger cultures out there obesity has never been seen as attractive. It's a sign on being unhealthy. And humans tend to instinctually feel repulsed by that sort of thing because it's not conductive to producing healthy offspring. That's just the way it is. Obeasts can moo all they want but nothing is going to change how the majority of humans see them.
     
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  5. TBH Baby Jesus ain’t got nothing to ashamed of at the gun show either. Looks like either one of them could kick old Joseph’s ass.
     
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  6. Now here's something about the fat acceptance movement that annoys me, and it's the denialism. "Being a mega fatty isn't really unhealthy" and all that nonsense. Sorry, but no. If you can't ascend stairs without being pushed, this is surely an obvious sign that something isn't right.

    "Real women have curves."

    Oh yeah? Sorry, but curvy women (in the real meaning of the term, not as a euphemism for she-belugas) look like Lotte Williams or Christina Hendricks. That picture there is what is normally called fat. What gives it away is the appearance of ten pounds of shit stuffed into a five pound bag.
     
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  7. No, more like fifteen pounds of lard in a five pound sack.
     
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  9. Fatness is an eating disorder tho.
     
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  10. People right now have gotten fatter than anyone has ever gotten before. Nobody in the past weighed 600 pounds (or, well, very very few since I'm sure there were one or two).
    Let's take Henry VIII. He was enormous by the standards of his time. Based on his armor, when he died he had a 52 inch waist and a 53 inch chest. If you go look at the size charts for Big and Tall, he would have worn a 2XL shirt and 3XL pants. Extrapolating from those measurements he weighed about 310 pounds, which for a 6'1" man is a BMI of 41. Now, that's large, but that's not My 600 Lb Life large. There are FAs who weigh more than that and they're nowhere near 6'1". Or let's take someone more recent: William Howard Taft. He was half an inch short of six foot and weighed about 335. You could go to his home state of Ohio right now and find thousands of men who weigh more than that. You could probably even go to his home city of Cincinnati and find thousands of men who weigh more than that. The fat keep getting fatter.
     
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  11. Oh, I'm sure there were some mega fatties in the past; one former British royal many years ago was so fat that he wouldn't fit in even a plus size coffin when he died and he decomposed enough to build up flammable gas in there enough to be a fire hazard. However. With easy access to highly energetic food with grease and refined sugar and lard it's very easy nowadays to be a huge land beluga. Previously being that morbidly obese required significant disposable income and no need to do manual labour.
     
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  12. Jesus fucking christ not everything is about you, fatty
     
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  13. There are girls that can pull off the "Rubeneque" look. But it's exceptionally rare, you have to have the right bone structure, the right fat distribution, the right body shape. Like two different guys who become body builders look different due to their body structure and genetics.

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  14. They just look malformed to me
     
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  15. Well thats where I thought body positivety should have gone instead of worshipping the blob.
     
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  16. Being spherical because your internal gravity forces you into that form isn't "curves."
     
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  17. That was William the Conqueror, and part of the issue was they waited too long to bury him for a variety of reasons, so his body expanded because of the heat.

    I also suspect most 600+ pounders drink a lot of soda or other highly caffeinated beverage. A 40 year old, 650 pound, 5'3" woman will maintain that weight at 4305 calories a day. That is a LOT of food, and it would get expensive fast. Soda, on the other hand, is cheap. A two liter of Coca Cola is 800 calories and is a dollar seventy nine at Target.
     
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  18. A shocking number of people drink a 2 liter or more every single day.
     
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  19. Late, but I'm going to clarify because I can.

    From the Right: You demand the right to do what you want with your body due to "privacy". Fine. As long as you don't demand I pay for it, then you can just go on doing it, same as I will. We're adults, after all.

    Right-wingers oppose government intrusion into private matters, and that includes health. One very specific reason for this is the tendency of the Left (or just the powerful) to pathologize everything they don't like, including and especially opinions. Health programs always have some element of "mental health"; it's no longer a separate creature.

    If the government can force you to eat or not eat, or exercise or not exercise, then it can make you go to "therapy" for whatever psych disorder the experts have invented due to your opinion hurting their feelings. Phobia, paranoia, narcissism--pick any or all, they'll diagnose you regardless of your functional life because there must be something wrong with you. Re-education for the religious, or shock-conversion therapy for gays, pick your poison: but nobody abuses power like people who think they know what's good for you.

    That doesn't mean we on the Right like obesity. It just means we treat it like a lapse of personal responsibility that's frankly not our business to fix. You're responsible for you, I'm responsible for me, just keep your grubberment hands out of my pockets and we'll go on being grown-ups.

    Also, Michelle's lunches sucked balls, and there are too many kids on free-lunch programs who don't qualify anyhow.

    Now back to the subject at hand: Morbid obesity is bad, mmkay?
     
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  20. When you teach kids that healthy lunches "suck", you are creating a fatty-in-training.

    But that doesn't work, because fats clog up medicare as soon as they can't work due to being obeasts. Then the government pays for someone to be their fucking carer / fat fold wiper and they cost hospitals and nursing homes (in their 40s and 50s) billions that the fats can't pay.

    It's better to teach a kid to appreciate a free healthy lunch than to train an army of ungrateful fatty juniors that if they bitch long enough, society will bend over and give them whatever they want.
     
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