Fat Guy Across America / FGAA / Eric Hites and Angie Hites (nee Atterbury) - In which a morbidly obese scam artist crowd funded a year+ vacation.

John Andrews Stan

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That house looks so bad, I think it would actually be cheaper to bulldoze it and start over. Or just buy land in an empty field and start from scratch.

This is a real life "Ship of Theseus" thought experiment: I don't think there's a single part of that house that can be salvaged.
I’m surprised it passed a home inspection without being condemned. Looks like even the studs would be infested with termites. I don’t know the regulatory framework in his area, but in many places he wouldn’t be able to get a certificate of occupancy to allow him to live in that dump.
 

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A caveat that I am not a carpenter or a house builder by ANY means.

That house looks so bad, I think it would actually be cheaper to bulldoze it and start over. Or just buy land in an empty field and start from scratch.

This is a real life "Ship of Theseus" thought experiment: I don't think there's a single part of that house that can be salvaged.
Eh, it looks bad, but not horrific. I don't see any major water damage, for example. Much more than an idiot like Eric can handle, but I can see why someone with money and competence would want to try and restore it. It'd most likely be cheaper to start from scratch, but the house looks kinda vintage.

I am also not a carpenter, but I live in a high-flip area and have seen houses in similar condition be turned into something really nice. Costs a lot more, but the high property values allow it to pay off, which probably doesn't apply to where Eric lives.
I’m surprised it passed a home inspection without being condemned. Looks like even the studs would be infested with termites. I don’t know the regulatory framework in his area, but in many places he wouldn’t be able to get a certificate of occupancy to allow him to live in that dump.
Is he actually living in it? Because that would be different, and doubtful with his condition. Doesn't he use a CPAP machine?
 

toad_has_autism

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I can't find any property records for Eric having property in the county Danville is in. Might (or probably is) in his parents name.

There is property for Richard Eric Hites but unless Eric got a mortgage when he was a teenager, it's not his. I think his uncle shares the same name.
 

John Andrews Stan

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I can't find any property records for Eric having property in the county Danville is in. Might (or probably is) in his parents name.

There is property for Richard Eric Hites but unless Eric got a mortgage when he was a teenager, it's not his. I think his uncle shares the same name.
Any chance he had the sense to buy the house via a trust? Lol sorry, forgot who we’re talking about.
 

StrawberryDouche

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I don't have the capabilities at the moment to download this and post it to the site, so apologies. He spends more time crying big baby bitch tears than he doesn't. Five snouts.🐽🐽🐽🐽🐽


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Eric's house is 800 square feet. It just needs some walls patched and paint! There is an extra room he will use for a YouTube/music studio, and an area off the porch for an art studio. He will make sculpts! HE'S NOT A FRAUD AND HE'S NOT ASKING FOR MONEY!!!!! BANKED MILES IS NOT CHEATING!!!!!

More good news: he's down to being only 439 pounds overweight now.
 

Peepee

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Not only did he buy a lemon house, but apparently he also bought a lemon truck. And the lemon truck is nearly non-functional.

Yet another fantastic display of how his narcissism poisons his life at every turn. A normal person in their 40 has already learned that buying a high-mileage vehicle at a low price is a false value that causes more difficulty and expense in the long run. Yet here's Eric on Facebook literally crying about how unfair this situation is. A situation that he completely brought upon himself. A situation that could've been avoided if he ever took a moment to go "hmm, this seems too good to be true. perhaps that means it is."

Between broken down houses and broken down motorhomes and broken down trucks and broken down schemes to fix his life, he's always ready to take on a project where the odds are terribly stacked against him, because he has zero sense that he's capable of failure, because he's so stunningly, unjustifiably arrogant.

What a mess.
 

toad_has_autism

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He does seem to be doing better without Big Ang around. Looks like he got an influx of cash recently (maybe social security disability back pay, parent dying or something).

Now, if I were Big Ang, I would offer to sell a book telling about the scams Eric did, she would make a good deal of money off of it.
 

Cornstalker

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He does seem to be doing better without Big Ang around. Looks like he got an influx of cash recently (maybe social security disability back pay, parent dying or something).

Now, if I were Big Ang, I would offer to sell a book telling about the scams Eric did, she would make a good deal of money off of it.

Better is relative i guess. He made a playdough ET on a stick for his fans the other night and we caught a glimpse of his hands. They looked like tightly stretched white balloons. Finding a vein in those manatee looking things would be very difficult
 

Windex

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Eric took to Facebook to share the final chapter of the lemon truck... selling it for scrap at a considerable loss.

Interestingly, nothing on the house of horrors, which suggests to me that he’s memory hole’d the entire purchase (if it even made it to closing).CDC6F570-2B93-4BD0-822B-F861CDD09ED7.jpeg
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At least he’s only making truly necessary purchases in order to get himself solvent...
 

Peepee

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Eric had a DJ gig.

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Kudos to him for actually working for a change, but I couldn't help but notice he had some new toys. I looked over the various photos he took of his setup and did some cursory Googling to get a rough idea of what these things cost:

Pyle PMXU88BT mixer - $160
Pyle PTA1000 amp - $120
Pyle foldable DJ screen - $120
Peavey PR15 speaker pair - $350

It’s hard to tell what kind of rack he has, but you can see that it's on casters, and the most basic ones I can find in that size with wheels start around $250

The PC he’s using looks like an antiquated pile of shit, so there’s a fair chance it was just something he already had lying around and hopefully he paid zero dollars for it.

Other stuff that’s unaccounted for: microphone (couldn’t get a good look at it), XLR cables, power strips and extension cables, and all of his gimmicky lighting crap

There's really no way of telling how much he actually paid for any of this ... maybe he got it all secondhand at a deep discount. Or maybe he bought it all brand new and overpaid.

It's possible he mentioned all this gear in one of his recent live feeds. I don't watch those, they're boring and annoying. Anyone have some insight?
 

Tanner Glass

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Eric had a DJ gig.

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Kudos to him for actually working for a change, but I couldn't help but notice he had some new toys. I looked over the various photos he took of his setup and did some cursory Googling to get a rough idea of what these things cost:

Pyle PMXU88BT mixer - $160
Pyle PTA1000 amp - $120
Pyle foldable DJ screen - $120
Peavey PR15 speaker pair - $350

It’s hard to tell what kind of rack he has, but you can see that it's on casters, and the most basic ones I can find in that size with wheels start around $250

The PC he’s using looks like an antiquated pile of shit, so there’s a fair chance it was just something he already had lying around and hopefully he paid zero dollars for it.

Other stuff that’s unaccounted for: microphone (couldn’t get a good look at it), XLR cables, power strips and extension cables, and all of his gimmicky lighting crap

There's really no way of telling how much he actually paid for any of this ... maybe he got it all secondhand at a deep discount. Or maybe he bought it all brand new and overpaid.

It's possible he mentioned all this gear in one of his recent live feeds. I don't watch those, they're boring and annoying. Anyone have some insight?
No specific insight but if you work for a "DJs for Events" company - they give/loan you the equipment typically. All you need in that case would be a car big enough to haul it around.
 

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