Horrorcow FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Slowly Killing Self via Fat.

Should Steven be a horrorcow? Or should he stay prefix'd lolcow?

  • Keep as lolcow

    Votes: 25 9.3%
  • Change to Horrorcow because he's really gross.

    Votes: 244 90.7%

  • Total voters
    269

Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
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Meh. I have seen stranger couples that probably really were in love. Though I agree, his current and past presence in tv might have helped.
The problem here is (ignoring that she's out of his league), he clearly lacks the ability to love other because he doesn't love himself enough to treat his body with respect.

And especially at his size, I doubt that sex is an option.

So really, what are they both getting out of this relationship?
 

Rokko

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The problem here is (ignoring that she's out of his league), he clearly lacks the ability to love other because he doesn't love himself enough to treat his body with respect.

And especially at his size, I doubt that sex is an option.

So really, what are they both getting out of this relationship?
No idea. Too much speculation involved. Given that he has a really disformed body and a really ugly personality I agree its probably something that has not much to do with love.
I mean she is not ugly so he probably said deal.
 

Angry New Ager

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The problem here is (ignoring that she's out of his league), he clearly lacks the ability to love other because he doesn't love himself enough to treat his body with respect.

And especially at his size, I doubt that sex is an option.

So really, what are they both getting out of this relationship?
He gets a girlfriend to show off, as well as bring him food and run errands; she's getting opiates, a place to live, and maybe some money and shiny trinkets, all without having to fuck him. Plus he's too immobile to beat her unless she gets too close, and, due to his immobility, dependent upon her. That he's also a very minor public figure is likely part of her attraction to him; when he gets attention, she gets it too.

It's a sick, fucked-up relationship between two sick, fucked-up people who don't understand any form of relating beyond getting what they want out of the other person while giving up as little as possible.
 

Billy_Sama

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He gets a girlfriend to show off, as well as bring him food and run errands; she's getting opiates, a place to live, and maybe some money and shiny trinkets, all without having to fuck him. Plus he's too immobile to beat her unless she gets too close, and, due to his immobility, dependent upon her. That he's also a very minor public figure is likely part of her attraction to him; when he gets attention, she gets it too.

It's a sick, fucked-up relationship between two sick, fucked-up people who don't understand any form of relating beyond getting what they want out of the other person while giving up as little as possible.
That will makes things interesting when one doesn't give the other what they want. Once that happens, its going to end up with either a vindictive spats or straight up murder. I am banking once the drugs are gone, the girlfriend will move away or possible put a pillow over Steven in rage.
 

Sexy Potoo

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Not sure if this video has been posted before, but it is another fine example of Steven being a manipulative little shit. Can't go 2 hours sitting down without food, and complains to his father that he is "feeling weak". The fantasy could probably survive 3 months on nothing but water with all of the calories he has stored away.
 

Cardenio

Cheese?
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Not sure if this video has been posted before, but it is another fine example of Steven being a manipulative little shit. Can't go 2 hours sitting down without food, and complains to his father that he is "feeling weak". The fantasy could probably survive 3 months on nothing but water with all of the calories he has stored away.
Steven has spent all his life just eating for pleasure, it really seems he doesn’t even have a hobby like his similar blob brother Justin, who is a gamer and is into Gamesworkshop type shit. All Steven does is eat and get high, that’s it.

Like an alcoholic who can’t imagine a moment without some booze Steven can’t give up over eating.
 

Belligerent Monk

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That will makes things interesting when one doesn't give the other what they want. Once that happens, its going to end up with either a vindictive spats or straight up murder.
I mean... I'd have to think she'd have to be the one not getting what she wants in any such scenario, right? The thinking person couldn't figure out what she's doing there to begin with let alone why she stays. Besides I can't imagine that whatever she's getting out of this is something Steven can sustain for a long period on disability checks and whatever he gets from My 600lb life.

I am banking once the drugs are gone, the girlfriend will move away or possible put a pillow over Steven in rage.
Pffffft. She could easily use the pillow of lard this dude has in any arm fold to get the job done but, if we're being really really real here, there's only one true solution should she decide this dude needs to die.

 

Metal_Heavy19

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I wonder if his wife is his home care health worker? I believe the government pays for his nursing through disability or something. I saw another fat guy on my 600 lb meme had his wife collecting the nurse money from the government in addition to his disability. So she could be in for the money as well.
 

Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
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Steven has spent all his life just eating for pleasure, it really seems he doesn’t even have a hobby like his similar blob brother Justin, who is a gamer and is into Gamesworkshop type shit. All Steven does is eat and get high, that’s it.

Like an alcoholic who can’t imagine a moment without some booze Steven can’t give up over eating.
lol, you think Justin was part of gamergate?

"Gamer, rise up!!"
"...I literally can't..."
 

Sword Fighter Super

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I wonder if his wife is his home care health worker? I believe the government pays for his nursing through disability or something. I saw another fat guy on my 600 lb meme had his wife collecting the nurse money from the government in addition to his disability. So she could be in for the money as well.
I've heard of this before, but didn't think of it for this particular situation.

We may have found the answer, guys. It would make so much sense.
 

Sword Fighter Super

I hope the princess made lotsah spaghetti!
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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe, a thin and healthy Steven Assanti hawks get-fit-quick schemes on YouTube and Instagram.
There's no way his body will ever look like that at this point.

Not even the most talented plastic surgeon could remove all that extra flabby skin.

If he ever lost all that weight the nigga may as well try to use it to glide like a flying squirrel.
 
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