Horrorcow FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Slowly Killing Self via Fat.

Should Steven be a horrorcow? Or should he stay prefix'd lolcow?

  • Keep as lolcow

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  • Change to Horrorcow because he's really gross.

    Votes: 266 90.5%

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NOT Sword Fighter Super

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Guess what's also cheap? Rice, frozen and canned vegetables from your local Save-a-lot.
It's not that fucking hard to stay in semi-shape.
Rice is nothing but carbs, and nobody eats it plain. You're right about the vegetable thing, but when Dr. Now gets a new patient, he puts them on a "high protein low carb" diet, which basically excludes most vegetables.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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How much do these tugboats actually pay? It must cost a lot in food to get so fat and keep it up/ get fatter than he already is. But from what I understand food is relatively cheap in the USA compared to other places. Here 18 cans of coke costs about $25 NZD..
For a sped like Steven? $650-$850 USD per month, plus they qualify for food stamps so he probably gets $100-$200 per month in food. With some smart shopping and sales you could get 18 cans of coke here for $5 or $6 bucks. 2 Liters of soda are easy to get on sale for under $1 - and that’s the brandnames.

It’s more expensive to eat healthy here than eat the shitty preservative filled crap rich in sugar, salt and tons of empty calories.

But if you aren’t a moron and know how to cook you can eat quite well with fresh foods for pretty fucking cheap too. Super fats here are just lazy, don’t know how to cook and are addicted to ready to eat high sugar/salt/cheap carb foods.
 
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Hmmm so he's on about 200 bucks a week... It would be pretty difficult to cook a proper meal living in a fucking SUV lmao he's basically stuck eating shit out of packets , he has met his flabby fate ..
 
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I know they’re mentally unstable, I just cannot fathom how they can afford it all. My original post was poorly worded in that regard so I do apologize.
 

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I know they’re mentally unstable, I just cannot fathom how they can afford it all. My original post was poorly worded in that regard so I do apologize.
If you remember from the show, at one point Steven calls his dad back in Rhode Island from Texas and demands that his father buy him a pizza.
I'm sure his dad is a huge part, which is why he's a major enabler.

Man...I almost feel bad for their dad. In one way he seems like a cool dude to share a beer with, but he's obviously a terrible father.
 

RavenCrow

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If you remember from the show, at one point Steven calls his dad back in Rhode Island from Texas and demands that his father buy him a pizza.
I'm sure his dad is a huge part, which is why he's a major enabler.

Man...I almost feel bad for their dad. In one way he seems like a cool dude to share a beer with, but he's obviously a terrible father.
Yeah I feel a little bad for the father. Both of his sons seem like entitled assholes. He does seem to care.

If I were him I'd cut them both off and they can figure out how to survive. That's what they need.

Buying the fatass pizza every time he demands it isn't helping anyone.
 

Spergsaplenty

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If you remember from the show, at one point Steven calls his dad back in Rhode Island from Texas and demands that his father buy him a pizza.
I'm sure his dad is a huge part, which is why he's a major enabler.

Man...I almost feel bad for their dad. In one way he seems like a cool dude to share a beer with, but he's obviously a terrible father.
If I was his father instead of pizza get ubereats to deliver him a salad and water lmao
 

NOT Sword Fighter Super

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Yeah I feel a little bad for the father. Both of his sons seem like entitled assholes. He does seem to care.

If I were him I'd cut them both off and they can figure out how to survive. That's what they need.

Buying the fatass pizza every time he demands it isn't helping anyone.
I mean, it temporarily solves the problem of the fatass whining, which may not sound like a bit deal but remember, Steven makes threats when he doesn't get his way that usually results in some kind of negative news article aimed at whomever earns his ire.

While Steven may be terrible at a lot of things in his life, he is absolutely a master at emotional manipulation. That's one of the best things about Dr. Now: he doesn't fall for that shit ever.
 
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Urvy1A

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Rice is nothing but carbs, and nobody eats it plain. You're right about the vegetable thing, but when Dr. Now gets a new patient, he puts them on a "high protein low carb" diet, which basically excludes most vegetables.
That means leaving out certain greens like broccoli and lettuce, as well as green beans and asparagus.
 
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