Horrorcow FatBoyGetDown / Steven John Assanti - MASSIVELY Overweight Leech, Proud Useless Asshole, Reality TV "Star", Slowly Killing Self via Fat.

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His best luck would be valium or opiates and he can't get either of them because Dr. Now had his medical insurance terminated and he's been banned from every hospital in Texas unless it's a genuine medical emergency. My guess is he's probably shoplifting pain relief medication from mini pharmaceuticals in grocery stores or stealing someone else's medication. And he definitely wouldn't sell his possessions because he is so selfish.
You can get blacklisted from medical care? I didn't know doctors could do that. I guess because he's under Medicare, it would make sense. Too high risk for doctors to even see him because of his choices.
 

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You can get blacklisted from medical care? I didn't know doctors could do that. I guess because he's under Medicare, it would make sense. Too high risk for doctors to even see him because of his choices.
Yeah, you can get labeled a painkiller addict pretty quickly in the medical field. If you continue to go to different doctors claiming to have some mysterious pain that you need relief from, it won't take much before you're having notices put out on you.

I'm sure that are plenty of bad doctors who only care about the money and will give you anything you want though. I don't know if he can find one given his limited range of traveling distance.
 

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I wish there was some rule that this thread can only be bumped with this fat sack of horror is dead.
This. Every time I see this fucking thread again my hopes rise to the stratosphere. I think, finally, this motherfucker is dead, FINALLY, I get to dance on the grave of this evil, fat FUCK! And then he's still alive.

FUCK YOU thread bumper, fucking DIE, you goddamn FUCKING asshole! Now, I want to dance on YOUR grave you SON OF A BITCH you MOTHERFUCKER!
 

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You can get blacklisted from medical care? I didn't know doctors could do that. I guess because he's under Medicare, it would make sense. Too high risk for doctors to even see him because of his choices.
Yes, if a patient is abusing their usage of medical treatment then they can be banned from any hospital and have their medical insurance taken away.
How and why hasn't he contracted COVID yet?
He probably has and didn't even have symptoms.

Covid has been a bit of a disappointment when it comes to wiping out shitbags like promised.
As mentioned in the Willo Davis video, he actually is vulnerable to COVID so Steven's been shielding himself from the public. With his poor health, it'd kill him instantly. He probably had the mild type of COVID which usually appears symptomless, there's different types of the virus people get and one of them doesn't affect, but still is transmittable.

Watch the 11:03 mark, it's where Steven mentions his vulnerability to COVID and him hiding from it
 

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This. Every time I see this fucking thread again my hopes rise to the stratosphere. I think, finally, this motherfucker is dead, FINALLY, I get to dance on the grave of this evil, fat FUCK! And then he's still alive.

FUCK YOU thread bumper, fucking DIE, you goddamn FUCKING asshole! Now, I want to dance on YOUR grave you SON OF A BITCH you MOTHERFUCKER!

He's the Lord's punishment for his dad. Remember--guy who gets a phone call from Texas to his house in Rhode Island with threats to call the police if daddy don't send him a delivery pizza.

Hole in the wall places where I live won't take a bank card or credit card over the phone. Wonder if he's getting Papa Johns. Pizza Hut, or Gumby's?
 

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Steven Assanti is one of maybe two lolcows on this entire forum I actually wish would die. Steven is an objectively horrible person in every single way. He abuses everyone around him, clearly traumatized his brother for years by verbally and physically attacking him, he burdens and takes advantage of every social service he can and has zero regrets for any of it. He has no real connections left with his family because of how much of a horrid piece of human waste he is to them. He is a sociopath with no feelings for anyone but himself. He is an irredeemable monster glutton and abuser with zero shame. The world would be a better place without him.

rate me MATI but you know I'm right
 

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Steven Assanti is one of maybe two lolcows on this entire forum I actually wish would die. Steven is an objectively horrible person in every single way. He abuses everyone around him, clearly traumatized his brother for years by verbally and physically attacking him, he burdens and takes advantage of every social service he can and has zero regrets for any of it. He has no real connections left with his family because of how much of a horrid piece of human waste he is to them. He is a sociopath with no feelings for anyone but himself. He is an irredeemable monster glutton and abuser with zero shame. The world would be a better place without him.

rate me MATI but you know I'm right
I rated you MATI but I do agree with you in that he's an irredeemable monster.

However, he's a monster with short, flabby arms and limited reach, and can literally be escaped by adopting any pace slightly faster than a casual stroll. His victims are limited to those forced into contact with him by interactions that ultimately boil down to the financial. My advice to you is to save your personal hatred and voodoo dolls for someone really heinous, like a paedophile, or a groomer, or someone with an actual body count. Assanti is a vile piece of work that makes a lot of noise, but right now he's effectively imprisoned himself in his own little self made hell, where he suffers horribly every single minute of every single day.

Enjoy it. Embrace the schadenfreude, mein Freund. It is delicious.
 

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He has a massive bald spot on his head, a flushed surprisingly more gaunt facial appearance, missing a fair few teeth and most horrifying is the large bald spot in an irregular spot and pattern on his head going right down to the scalp:
He has a weird thing about shaving random swaths of hair from his head. Case in point:

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This guy is a true psychopath, and I'm convinced that if he were more mobile and had a little ambition he would be a serial killer (or at least try to be a serial killer. He's to stupid to be able to pull it off).
 

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He has a weird thing about shaving random swaths of hair from his head. Case in point:

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This guy is a true psychopath, and I'm convinced that if he were more mobile and had a little ambition he would be a serial killer (or at least try to be a serial killer. He's to stupid to be able to pull it off).
He's also got trichotillomania pretty severely.
 

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He's also got trichotillomania pretty severely.

I think he only "developed" that (and Dr. Now was absolutely onto his horseshit) when he couldn't get his Dilaudid and he was having "difficulties" pulling the "Ow, ow, I'm in paaaaain! Oh--what did my physician prescribe? I--ahhhh---can't remember the name...it starts with a D I think...OW!"

Remember when Dr. Now told Stephen that he needs to get acquainted with Mr. Soap and Mr. Scalding hot water because people were literally puking and reflexively dry heaving in the hall and waiting room?

Think his dad is nose blind? How could the guy's co-workers not smell him though with two hairy, greasy, smelly, sweaty neckbeards straight off r/justneckbeardthings living in his house at the time?
 

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Think his dad is nose blind? How could the guy's co-workers not smell him though with two hairy, greasy, smelly, sweaty neckbeards straight off r/justneckbeardthings living in his house at the time?

Apparently he's a window washer or installer or something. I Googled "Steven assanti dad" and saw some Reddit threads talking about his uniform. So he's working outdoors versus sitting in a stuffy office by a desk, and in clothes that probably don't have much contact with his sons apart from being stored in the same house. Many manual labor places have changerooms with showers and some even have a washing machine.

Just some speculation. But there's lots of people who live in trash, literal hoarders to the point of being on the show with that name, whose coworkers and family are flabbergasted when the TLC crew comes.
 

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This. Every time I see this fucking thread again my hopes rise to the stratosphere. I think, finally, this motherfucker is dead, FINALLY, I get to dance on the grave of this evil, fat FUCK! And then he's still alive.

FUCK YOU thread bumper, fucking DIE, you goddamn FUCKING asshole! Now, I want to dance on YOUR grave you SON OF A BITCH you MOTHERFUCKER!
He's like a cockroach. Those things are sometimes impossible to kill.

But he's still young so he has youth on his side. When he turns 30 then things are going to start going downhill really fast to where I doubt he'll live to see 40.

And when he dies there will be much rejoicing.
 

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So, he's STILL ALIVE?
I thought he had died years ago... I watched his episode some years ago on "My 600lb life", and he was already in desperate conditions, and not giving any signs of improvement. And if I remember correctly, he had been banned from painkiller prescriptions right during the show (he used to go to different ER's to get painkillers, and when they discovered it, they put him on the "painkillers black-list" Dick Ramdass is talking about).

I've seen some of the show's protagonist die after their failed attempts, and I thought this one was a good candidate for the grim reaper... but it really looks like he's a fuckin cockroach.
If he reaches 30 and has not improved by then, I think recovering after that age would be nearly impossible.
 

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So, he's STILL ALIVE?
I thought he had died years ago... I watched his episode some years ago on "My 600lb life", and he was already in desperate conditions, and not giving any signs of improvement. And if I remember correctly, he had been banned from painkiller prescriptions right during the show (he used to go to different ER's to get painkillers, and when they discovered it, they put him on the "painkillers black-list" Dick Ramdass is talking about).

I've seen some of the show's protagonist die after their failed attempts, and I thought this one was a good candidate for the grim reaper... but it really looks like he's a fuckin cockroach.
If he reaches 30 and has not improved by then, I think recovering after that age would be nearly impossible.
No, it was going to take a while for him to die. James had a similar lifestyle and didn't die until he was 49. Robert was 41. That gorilla Lisa made it to 50. Steven was 29 when he started FatBoyGetDown. Now he's 39 and it looks like things are starting to go. His teeth are falling out and hopefully that's because of systemic problems involving his whole body shutting down and not just a local problem related to poor oral hygiene and high sugar diet.

He was born in December of 1981, just a few months before Chris Chan was born. Seems like the first lolcows were born in that time period.
 

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People always overestimate how quickly lolcows, but especially obese lolcows, will die. I don't know if it's a product of the education system overhyping what being fat does to you in an effort to scare people straight, or just wishful thinking by people who really hate fatties, but the majority of 400-600 pound people make it to their 50s. Yes, sometimes you get a Chance Carmichael, but that's not the norm. Modern medicine is really good at keeping people alive, whether they're super morbidly obese, ana-chans, or tard babies.
 

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People always overestimate how quickly lolcows, but especially obese lolcows, will die. I don't know if it's a product of the education system overhyping what being fat does to you in an effort to scare people straight, or just wishful thinking by people who really hate fatties, but the majority of 400-600 pound people make it to their 50s. Yes, sometimes you get a Chance Carmichael, but that's not the norm. Modern medicine is really good at keeping people alive, whether they're super morbidly obese, ana-chans, or tard babies.
anas actually have a lower life expectancy than a morbid fatty. Unless the ana changes their ways, death is common around late 20s to early 30s. Morbid fats on the other hand start dropping in late 30s, with most making it into the 50s. Their quality of life is low, but the body gets everything it needs to keep going, and they get medications and possibly oxygen to keep the cardiovascular system from collapsing.

For anorexics, it is different. Without vitamins and calories, their cells start to die. Organs get damaged, some irreparably. Even if they start eating again, they suffer from gastrointestinal problems, hair loss, heart problems, and joint problems.

I really wonder who will drop first: Eugenia Cooney or Steven Assanti?
I've got my money on Eugenia. Assanti is large and will take longer to kill by overstressing his body. He's not on supplemental oxygen yet, though it looks like he's having breathing difficulty in the TikToks.
Eugenia on the other hand is having trouble standing, her hair has been falling out, and she has been shaking. Both are basically snuff films in slow motion, though.
 

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