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Manah

...Did someone say "weeaboo"?
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DW will never make it better because they don't have too. Why should they give us more things? The only way we might see more generosity is if the game starts to slow down/die. It might happen considering Nasu is taking a break from being very invested with the game's story. And there aren't many good other writers that can make Fate look good. Unless they bring out Urobutcher again.
There's definitely other writers that are fine. Shinjuku wasn't written by Nasu and it's generally considered one of the high points of FGO.

But yeah, sparking will never happen. At least Takeuchi decided to change the summon cost from 4 to 3.

I hate Nero so I'l see. I didn't even finish Extella so :/
You monster.


He said the same thing when he finished Fate/Stay night and Takeuchi dragged him out of his house and stole his Playstation to make Extra and CCC

By the way Extella Links is for preorder now on Steam, cant wait to see how much Nero wanking we have this time
Can't remember if this was in OG Extella or Link, but
Nero turns into Venus, the roman goddess, strips off a bunch of her clothes and generally takes Nero wanking to it's logical extreme.

The game has a thing for Charleigmaine that helps make it less bad, though.
 
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Hail Nyarlathotep

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There's definitely other writers that are fine. Shinjuku wasn't written by Nasu and it's generally considered one of the high points of FGO.

But yeah, sparking will never happen. At least Takeuchi decided to change the summon cost from 4 to 3.



You monster.




Can't remember if this was in OG Extella or Link, but
Nero turns into Venus, the roman goddess, strips off a bunch of her clothes and generally takes Nero wanking to it's logical extreme.

The game has a thing for Charleigmaine that helps make it less bad, though.
That was the OG extella

Also, this is what she looks like, for those who are curious.
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Pixy Misa

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There's definitely other writers that are fine. Shinjuku wasn't written by Nasu and it's generally considered one of the high points of FGO.
The writing is definitively a big reason I, and obviously most people, stay around. Everybody knows the gatcha is downright cruel. But a good gatcha game needs to offer something for free to stay afloat. Whales pay for the game, but the f2p players make the community that makes them feel so special for being at the top.

IMHO the story is the only reason FGO gets away with being so stingy with gatcha currency. If they downgrade the plot they're done. Say, Azur lane's plot is garbage, but they give a lot of free stuff to make up for it.

Sure, I know people will stay they would stay even if the plot was bad for waifu collections... except getting your favorite SSR characters is very hard without spending a lot of money. And whitout a good story, you can only grind with them.
 
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Antique Rice

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The story is okay, but I mostly stick around for the events. The characters are so much more enjoyable when they're not being taken so seriously. My investment in the main campaign is limited so far, but maybe I just haven't gotten to the good parts. I'm only in the fourth singularity.

Also Saber Elisabeth melted my cold, flinty heart in the Valentine's encounter.
 

Pixy Misa

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I tend to count the events as story too, because there is also a plot and character interaction. Like helping Jeanne Alter to enjoy being a child or foiling a servant chocolate army.

Maybe they are not part of the "main" story but they are still a story. I mean "events" in other games are just mindless grinding. Say fire emblem's tempest trial's "events" are just a glorified auto-battle mode. So yeah, without the writing, be it serious or not, there isn't much of a hook for free to play players to stick around despite the awful rates. Not much other games don't do better that is.
 

Manah

...Did someone say "weeaboo"?
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It's kind of impressive how FGO gets people to whale considering how unneeded it is, and how the gameplay is (imo at least) kind of bland.

Waifu factor is powerful, and shit like America made me want to roll for Rama.
 
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bigoogabaloogas

its not racist its the 50s
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Why can't I get Okita? Is it because I'm cursed from getting another Saber? All I have is D'Eon. And I just got the fucking clock guy
 

Cubanodun

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I hate Nero so I'l see. I didn't even finish Extella so :/
The Nero route (both of them) are the weakest of the game, ironically the best route is not even the one with Tamamo, is the one with Altera that add all the backstory she did not have, she appeared first in FGO and her story was the weakest, is not until Extella is released that she get a animation upgrade and her interlude touch the things that are stated in Extella, thankfully there is hope for Titan Altera/Altera Larva

Nero wanking is probably one of the worst things in FATE
It was also the thing that killed Last Encore it did not help that it was not simulcasted and tons of cut content was nuked for example there is a entire floor that was skipped for no reason only for Nasu to reveal in a interview that Kishinami and Nero fight against Tamamo in that floor

Also, this is what she looks like, for those who are curious.
Wada got lazy and only recycled Melt design, the entire process to get Nero Venus is so ridiculous that you cant asspull that crap in FGO or in any other part of the Nasuverse (its something halfway between a Ascension and the process to create a Demi-Servant, something like Ishtar but without a human host)

Why can't I get Okita? Is it because I'm cursed from getting another Saber? All I have is D'Eon. And I just got the fucking clock guy
I have played since day one and only have 2 SSR sabers, Altera and Mordred and definitely i dont need anything else, Altera hit like a truck and thankfully she is been more popular thanks to Extella, shame that HUKE is not as active as he was before, last time i checked on him he was busy bragging his Ultramarines and his new Space Wolves army
 
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Cubanodun

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Finally managed to install Extella Links and now comes the full wanking about what rank Charlemagne he is going to have in FGO when he is implemented

Unless dejews nerf him he is going to be a SSR, ironically he has a very standard Saberface toolkit except his third skill

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He has by now two Noble Phantasm Joyeuse Ordre that is just Suzuka Gozen NP on Steroids and My Fleeting Glory (Charles Patricius) a huge ass castle that fly and serves as the hub of the game, for more meta jokes Charles compare it with the NP of Semiramis

And for those who are wary about the Nero wanking (tm) dont worry, both she and tamamo were sidelined and by now the story is full Charlemagne that is a more happy Adol Christin
 

RosesAreRed

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And for those who are wary about the Nero wanking (tm) dont worry, both she and tamamo were sidelined and by now the story is full Charlemagne that is a more happy Adol Christin
Where the fuck is my wallet?

A lot of stuff has been shown on AnimeJapan today, so I'll just post it all in a long ass spoiler:

Fate/Grand Order collabs:
FGO x Case Files: https://twitter.com/Merem110/status/1109342059570159616
FGO x Last Encore: https://twitter.com/Merem110/status/1109341688848277504
FGO x Fate/Zero: https://twitter.com/Merem110/status/1109340410688634881

Babylonia anime info:

Character voices: https://twitter.com/Merem110/status/1109278477662871552

All official art here, just to make this spoiler as short as possible: https://old.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/b4di8h/official_art_babylonia_anime_art_stands/

Prisma☆Phantasm PV https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpuZLxE5OZ4&feature=youtu.be

Apparently the bridge on Fujino's NP was supposed to be rainbnow-colored, but the Department of Public Safety deemed it to innapropriate (probably because of the flashing animations that could cause epilepsy), so they went with the red bridge from the KnK movies, which honestly makes a lot more sense.

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There's also gonna be a stream tomorrow from 12:15 till 12:45 pm JP time. They'll probably talk about the not Murmasa event and try to sell more merch. I'm hoping we'll get some LB4 info, but I highly doubt it considering the event has been announced for the end of march, and the current banners end on the 27th.
 

Cubanodun

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Where the fuck is my wallet?
I was surprised by that move too but i suppose they learned their lesson after Last Encore, another thing that surprises me is that the master is no longer mute/invisible most of the time, he actually have a voice and you can see him/her in the battlefield because he/her is now there and you have to protect him for attacks i think this is better that the stupid thing about the ring on extella

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Still this come at a cost, in the time i have been playing he barely interacts with the other, he just issue orders and you see short monologues in the story, so you dont have those long ass dialogues he had in extella
 
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Cubanodun

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New SSR Assasin revealed for the Tokugawa event. It's the Hindu god Kamadeva and apparently a Sakuraface...huh.

The Sakuraface is Parvati, she is being there for years now

Edit: She doesnt look as a sakuraface to me honestly

Kama is SSR because ofc she is, no signs of wellfare servant, so im going to do this event slowly, not motivated with those rates

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RosesAreRed

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The Sakuraface is Parvati, she is being there for years now

Edit: She doesnt look as a sakuraface to me honestly

Kama is SSR because ofc she is, no signs of wellfare servant, so im going to do this event slowly, not motivated with those rates

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It was not worth waking up early for this, not gonna lie. Like after the CCC event now another Sakuraface? And a pseudo possessed by a male Hindu god of intimacy and love? There's literally a female god of love, lust and sexual desires that would fit Dark Sakura a lot better.

At least the Case Files collab was also announced at the end of the stream, so that's something.
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huckbeine

Shuten came home!!!
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The story is okay, but I mostly stick around for the events. The characters are so much more enjoyable when they're not being taken so seriously. My investment in the main campaign is limited so far, but maybe I just haven't gotten to the good parts. I'm only in the fourth singularity.

Also Saber Elisabeth melted my cold, flinty heart in the Valentine's encounter.
You better hurry, you got, I believe 2 weeks to finish the story, or else, you can't get BB-chan
 
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huckbeine

Shuten came home!!!
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It was not worth waking up early for this, not gonna lie. Like after the CCC event now another Sakuraface? And a pseudo possessed by a male Hindu god of intimacy and love? There's literally a female god of love, lust and sexual desires that would fit Dark Sakura a lot better.

At least the Case Files collab was also announced at the end of the stream, so that's something.
well, at least we now know that its Kama/Mara are possessing Sakura and they change the NP during ascension
 

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