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REGENDarySumanai

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As usual F/GO go wild in April fools, they resurrected Guten tag omen (the clone of Pokemon GO of last year) and the most badass crossover that will never happen but you can hope , its fan made but people were already buying quartz to roll for the best husbando


Also the new tamamo is Assassin FML fam, i have terrible luck pulling out Assassins

How many fox waifus do we need anyways?
 

FunnY

Shocked. As Shinoa would think.
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How many fox waifus do we need anyways?

We needed a lot more than that considering I've already got Tamamo No Mae Caster which is really perfect for an arts team. I could go for a Tamamo Lancer, but I have too much lancers due to rolling for Brynhild and got Lancer FSN Cu only for a bullet sponge. However for the part 2 gacha of the summer one for upcoming NA, I really wanted a Ruler Martha. Arturia Archer would be nice since I don't got Gilgamesh, but Martha is too good.

Meanwhile while I'm waiting for the Da Vinci event considering I've failed to get Cu Alter and got Edison to NP3, there is also some more hype for a Caster (Scathach?) considering a new singularity coming out.
 

Cubanodun

D is for Doomposter
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How many fox waifus do we need anyways?

In lore Tamamo has 8 more versions, the Lancer version doesn't count because that one is just Tamamo caster with her Saint Graph altered by Scathach, the only ones that have actual designs are Tamamo Cat and Tamamo Vicci that is the one that was announced recently

When i rolled her i was expecting her to have the same skills that she had in Extra but for some reason she was made a Support caster, in that time almost all the SSR casters were Support so killing Assassins was a terrible slugfest until Cock wizard was implemented, she was very low in the tier list until she got her third skills Fox Wedding

In other news in a couple of days begin the first chapter of Lost belt and i have to remind all of you a simple suggestion that has worked for me several times

DO NOT ROLL BEFORE COMPLETING THE CHAPTER

Seriously, they put the shiny new servants in the gacha but its a trap because there are always a couple more that are Story locked, so never ever roll until you have completed it so you can actually have a chance of getting one of them
 
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FunnY

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Don't open up spoiler since I screenshotted getting her while I'm currently doing the Da Vinci event in NA.
 

FunnY

Shocked. As Shinoa would think.
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The fun part about it was that it only took 20 tickets and 39 free quartz until the edgy waifu showed up. Most would spend about hundreds of dollars just attempting for it.

Unlike the Cu Alter gacha, all it gave me was a NP3 Edison which is eh.
 

Cubanodun

D is for Doomposter
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The fun part about it was that it only took 20 tickets and 39 free quartz until the edgy waifu showed up

Meanwhile in the Salt factory we call r/GrandOrder

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This is one of the fatal flaws that the game has, there is no way to recover your investment if you whale ultra hard, GBF at least has the Spark System that let you get any SSR you want if you roll 300 times (like 750 bucks) they actually tried to put a system like this in FGO but the requirements are incredibly evil, you need to roll a SSR and NP5 them (you have to roll them 4 more times) then roll them again to get a single item that let you use the special summon system, you need 10 to get a single SSR of your choice, the system is so hated that is even parodied in the manga where the characters hide there because there was not fucking way that someone will ever use it (the rate of a SSR is 1% and the rate up only add 0,7% of probabilities of rolling a specific servant)

Sometimes i was salty but then i was just "Meh fuck it" i prefer to play with my friends and make strategies for events, ironically im the only one that has never payed and have the most SSR of my group, i would have more if i could pay the Paid gacha
 
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FunnY

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Eh. Surprisingly, I never had any 5*s that're around NP2. Only 2 gachas where I was salty and had to take the L was the Halloween one and the Valentine's Day one that has Nero Bride. Spending money on that is a huge drain and the percentage chance is extremely low. Paid ones I would do with 1 time guaranteed 10x spin is sometimes efficient.

Funny thing is that I managed to get Tamamo Caster later on and got Jack in that Nero Bride rate up so I was fine with it. So far, the total SSRs I have are about 6 so far ever since I started NA on October last year. JP since I sometimes do it for logins have only 2.
 

FunnY

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Coming up on my end of NA is the Fate Zero Accel event.

Since luck is still bad with little to no remaining of quartz. I felt like I'm interested in trying to get Gil or Arturia, but for some odd reason I feel like skipping Iskandar and Waver for I don't know why. Arturia may be outclassed as always, but they pull her for waifu reasons anyway.
 

Cubanodun

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Coming up on my end of NA is the Fate Zero Accel event.

Since luck is still bad with little to no remaining of quartz. I felt like I'm interested in trying to get Gil or Arturia, but for some odd reason I feel like skipping Iskandar and Waver for I don't know why. Arturia may be outclassed as always, but they pull her for waifu reasons anyway.

Waver maybe looks like garbage now but in JP he is one of the most wanted Casters for his insane combo with Merlin that allow you to spam NP, if you max him you get a solid support caster that can recharge NP and buff all your team at the same time perfect for any kind of situation

Also to all the USA server people try to get Irisviel quickly in the event because before Merlin she was the best healer in the game to the point that gameplayfags used her to tank the insane Hassan quest of the Nero Festival
 

Cubanodun

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So another rerun is coming and for the surprise of no one is another of the shittiest ones, Go west is a grindfest that is only good if you are aiming for materials because the SSR (Xuanzang) is not limited and she is very very low in the tier list (she is almost as low tier as Illia) so i think im going to pass and only grind for EXP Cards for my silvers and bronzes servants
 

FunnY

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In my opinion, I thought Xuanzang is supposed to be better than the 3* Medea, but in most cases. I'm planning to hope to get the 5* Waver instead because maxed out support skills and plus it'll help pretty well with Ozy.

In most cases, I may or may not participate in trying out the event.
 

REGENDarySumanai

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Waver maybe looks like garbage now but in JP he is one of the most wanted Casters for his insane combo with Merlin that allow you to spam NP, if you max him you get a solid support caster that can recharge NP and buff all your team at the same time perfect for any kind of situation

Also to all the USA server people try to get Irisviel quickly in the event because before Merlin she was the best healer in the game to the point that gameplayfags used her to tank the insane Hassan quest of the Nero Festival
NA had Waver at full strength from the beginning.
 

Cubanodun

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NA had Waver at full strength from the beginning.

NA is playing in easy, i even refused to ascend him until i was wrecked in Camelot, now i have him 10 10 10, lol challenge quests

In my opinion, I thought Xuanzang is supposed to be better than the 3* Medea, but in most cases. I'm planning to hope to get the 5* Waver instead because maxed out support skills and plus it'll help pretty well with Ozy.

In most cases, I may or may not participate in trying out the event.

The problem with Xuanzang is that she is a purely offensive caster but her numbers and skill doesn't reflect in game play as it should be, maybe she will have a update soon to make her the living fist of the north star meme she is supposed to be

Medea believe it or not has her uses considering her incredible NP gain, cheapness to ascend, cheapness to NP5 and the effect of rule breaker that always completely debuff the target, in bosses and challenge quest she is a must if you are in gacha hell with nothing better

Is like people wanking and worshiping Gilgamesh because everyone want Enuma elish, when in gameplay Robin Hood can put insane amounts of Damage with his NP
 
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REGENDarySumanai

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NA is playing in easy, i even refused to ascend him until i was wrecked in Camelot, now i have him 10 10 10, lol challenge quests



The problem with Xuanzang is that she is a purely offensive caster but her numbers and skill doesn't reflect in game play as it should be, maybe she will have a update soon to make her the living fist of the north star meme she is supposed to be

Medea believe it or not has her uses considering her incredible NP gain, cheapness to ascend, cheapness to NP5 and the effect of rule breaker that always completely debuff the target, in bosses and challenge quest she is a must if you are in gacha hell with nothing better

Is like people wanking and worshiping Gilgamesh because everyone want Enuma elish, when in gameplay Robin Hood can put insane amounts of Damage with his NP
Waver was my first five star servant, so it's apparent that the gacha likes me. Also, Xuanzang being a living Hokuto no Ken (Fist of the North Star) meme makes sense, since in Souten no Ken (Fist of the Blue Sky), Kenshiro Kasumi (62nd successor of Hokuto Shinken, Kenshiro's namesake, predecessor, and possible reincarnation) aka The King of Death, roams in 1930s pre-war Shanghai and goes around detonating the heads of thugs. Medea is definitely a great 3* Caster servant, since her NP is incredibly useful. The only other 3* servants that comes close to the usefulness of Medea is Cu Chulainn, a Lancer, and Antonio Salieri, the recently added Avenger servant. Also, the reason why people wank Gil so much is that all but 12 of the servants are weak to Enuma Elish. Only five servants are only affected by the multiplier.
The servants who are not weak to Enuma Elish:
  • Santa Altera
  • Asagami Fujino
  • Sir Francis Drake
  • Mysterious Heroine X (totally not Artoria, seriously)
  • Mysterious Heroine X Alter
  • Nikola Tesla
  • Romulus
  • Shiki Ryougi (Assassin)
  • Shiki Ryougi (Saber)
  • Kiara Sessyoin
  • Sherlock Holmes
  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The five servants who are affected only by the multiplier:
  • Sir Bedivere
  • Jeanne D'Arc
  • Leonardo Da Vinci
  • Scathach (Lancer)
  • Scathach (Assassin)
But yeah, Robin's NP does a lot more damage, is easy to upgrade, and Robin himself is a three star servant, so he can be drawn in the friend point banner.
 

Cubanodun

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So the Fate Apocrypha event is here and the wellfare is.... Sieg... where do i begin, Apocrypha since day 1 was not very good and is considered the worst in all the fate franchise, Sieg was just the most unlikeable MC in all the world, he was just given powers and it was just there, the cool servants suffer pathetic deaths (like Vlad), in my irc people mostly was in plan "uugggg why him"

Meh in my book any SR is a good SR considering i'm F2P and events like the 200 floors castle encourage you to have all the servants you can get
 

FunnY

Shocked. As Shinoa would think.
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The Fate Apocrypha has some good servants in campaign gacha up for grabs.

Though is most cases I only have Mordred and Jack as SSRs. I usually wish for Jeanne and Vlad. Possibly Shirou as well.

Not sure if Achilles is good tho.
 

Cubanodun

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Though is most cases I only have Mordred and Jack as SSRs. I usually wish for Jeanne and Vlad. Possibly Shirou as well.

I got Frankenstein and... my third copy of Astolfo, i hate that little wanker so much now
 

FunnY

Shocked. As Shinoa would think.
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Well that Fate Zero event is at its end sadly.

Oh but however. In several more days, the Ibaraki Douji or Rashomon event will be out in NA with its 1st raid mission.

5* Shuten Douji Assassin and Ibaraki Douji 4* berserker for that event gacha too. Though the 4* berserker is more in my preference since I'm not sure if the AoE assassin is decent.

And another question. Is Brynhild a candidate for Merlin shitposting?

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