Fate of Chris's new car? -

[whitepaws]

How do you think Chris's new car will meet its end - at least the end of its time with Chris?

 

[José Mourinho]

Shat itself and did nothing

 

[CatParty]

filled with hoard

 

[Zamininc]

Who the fuck cares?

But probably sold

 

[Shadow Fox]

Damaged in an attempt on the Wal-mart Manajerk's life, sold at a police auction.

 

[A-Stump]

Chris will poop on the seat

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

The wreckage becomes his permanent residence

 

[_blank_]

The same fate that befalls all manner of machine that enters with the Chandler House: Rot. Ruin. Repossession, only if the gods smile... but the gods have not smiled upon that land in many a year...

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is there any serious doubt about this? Whoever made a car loan to the Chandlers has got to be an incredibly predatory lender. They'll repo his car the first time he's a nanosecond late on a payment.

 

[Globe]

Given that he's got it on what's almost certainly a jacked, predatory loan, my vote goes with repossession.

 

[slep]

I voted "Other": Barb's van breaks down for good and she takes over Chris' car.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm going to go with "broken down and littering a lawn."

 

[Cotton Pudding]

I have a feeling that the new car is going to spawn a series of repeat threads in the same vein as "What will Chris do when Barb dies/gets kicked out of the rental house/etc" threads we all know and love.

 

[Kacho]

When the Ebay money is dried up, things go back to the way they were. He has a choice between bills and toys. We know he will pick toys. The car is history.

 

[Lalala]

Repo. No doubt about it.

 

[MY 405]

The same fate that befalls all manner of machine that enters with the Chandler House: Rot. Ruin. Repossession, only if the gods smile... but the gods have not smiled upon that land in many a year...

... and The Lord said, 'Fire not Flood next time' -- oh, wait...

 

[Oglooger]

Chris will attempt to run away from trolls and drives to the sunset and take a Left to go straight to Mexico where he will put his spanish skills to the test.

the car will sink on the rio grande

 

[Beef Thunderpants]

Imagine the scene if the vehicle has one of those remote shut-off devices when you miss a payment. Especially if Chris is trying to make a getaway from something.

 

[Hyperion]

Imagine the scene if the vehicle has one of those remote shut-off devices when you miss a payment. Especially if Chris is trying to make a getaway from something.

Yeah it probably does have one of those. Chris is going to have fun.

 

[hellbound]

Sitting in the yard covered with a faded tarp, tires and hoses dry-rotted, frame rusted, paint flaking, fluids gummy and degraded, engine long since seized from the oil never being changed.