- Jan 18, 2022
The reason I'm surprised at this is because every single one makes "sense". Like, not normal human sense, but ragepig sense.I don't know why anyone is surprised by anything to do with Ralph anymore. People went on for ages about how Ralph will never turn on Jim, yet of course he did. Ralph himself has gone on for ages about how he'd never turn on Nora, and so of course he did. The people right now who are upset that he'll never turn on Dick should reevaluate things because of course he will. Fuentes is gonna be a blood enemy at some point unless Ralph dies from fat first. A man could come along, pick Ralph up, dust him off, stick him in a mansion, put a billion dollars in his hooves with no strings attached, furnish him with all the black prostitutes and cigars he could ever huff and it'd still only be a matter of time before he was cursing their name and everything related to them.
The only sure bet about Ralph is it's always a race to the new bottom of the barrel. The only end to his cycle is when that bottom finally becomes the release of death.
Jim? Well, he laughed at Portugal. Rekieta? Well, he laughed at him sharting and let PPP and Null on his podcast without challenging their opinions. Null? Corn Harvest. Gator? Laughed at him and quit the show. Flamenco? Pill stream.
They all make sense. That's why I wouldn't be surprised if he turns on Dick soon for platforming Metokur and not defending him.
Nora hasn't been around in years and has done nothing. Its like her got annoyed at everyone laughing at him that the DMCA was in her name, so he decided to shit on her because her name is now attached to laughing at him.