Favorite and worst childhood memories - Prepare to feel

[SadClownMan]

My favorite childhood memory would have to be when I got my first sling shot that my grandpa made for me on birthday and I felt like a badass
Ironically enough my worst child hood memory was when I pulled the sling shot back too much and it hit me in the eye, fucking up my left eye and having to go to the E.R. for it

 

[PantsFreeZone]

My favorite childhood memory is watching my two younger brothers on our back porch, they must have been 8 and 4, playing with sticks from a tree in the backyard that were all 100% identical and hearing the older one command the younger to "Bring me that stick.". So the 4 year old jumps up happy to help by bringing the closest stick to which the older yelled at him "No, not that one, stupid!".

 

[Judge Holden]

Worst memory: being raped by my dad
Best memory: when he gave me a reach around halfway through

 

[IV 445]

@bearycool discovering ED and 4chan I bet was his best AND worst memory

 

[OhGoy]

but what if i don't have any good childhood memories

 

[The Janitor]

I broke my wrist sledding as a kid... That was fun.

 

[AnOminous]

It kind of bummed me out when Batman fucked me in the ass.

 

[ThePurpleProse]

but what if i don't have any good childhood memories

Hey at least you have memories, whenever I watch a picture of my brother, my sister and me, I don't even recognize the little shit standing with my brothers.

 

[Hell0]

best memory was the whole experience, i miss it man

 

[The Shadow]

Best: playing Goldeneye or Tony Hawk till like 3am with my buddies

Worst: getting rejected by a girl I asked to go to a dance with me.

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

I came home from school once and my dad was playing my pokemon silver and he caught me a houndoor. At the time I didnt even know that pokemon existed so I was pretty excited.

 

[cunt bucket]

A squirrel peed on my face once when I was looking up at it in the tree.

 

[160048]

worst memory, when i was homeless for 2 years, best when i got surgery so people couldn't yell at me

 

[Nazi vegeta]

worst memory, when i was homeless for 2 years, best when i got surgery so people wouldn't yell at me

Now I understand why you're so fucked up.

 

[Okkervils]

my worst childhood memory was the week i was convinced i would contract ebola. I read 'the hotzone' when I was 10 and my mom had to sleep with me and i had constant panic attacks.

in retrospect it's hilarious.

my best memory is probably being prescribed xanax

 

[RG 448]

Getting laid for the first time just before my thirteenth birthday party. They never caught the three female supermodels responsible but I got no hard feelings. Well...

 

[bearycool]

@bearycool discovering ED and 4chan I bet was his best AND worst memory

Yeah no, that shit is fucking accurate

 

[Bewarezah]

Worst: Getting my ear ripped off by an iron used as a morning star and a car sending me flying
Best: A car sending me flying because I didn't have to go to fucking school for 12 weeks

 

[foodbeautypastashrimps]

Worst: having to basically live in a hospital because I was recovering from surgery from heart defects and attending “school” in the basement of the hospital and even if the fucking sick kids basement hospital school having kids bully me. Do you know what it feels like to be bullied by a kid holding an IV pole lmao

Best: uh... life is pretty shit. I guess when I graduated school? Idk.

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Worst: School

Best: Being done with school