Favorite Bullshittery in movies? - Think of your favorite used car salesman moment.

[Poiseon]

No matter the genre a good character bullshitting moment can be massively entertaining.

Post yours below.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This scene always makes me laugh. Two machines talking each other pretending to be other people.

 

[sasazuka]

WAYNE'S WORLD

Benjamin : Do you have a lawyer?

Wayne Campbell : Yes. Ahm, no. We're between lawyers right now. You see, our first lawyer screwed our affairs so badly.

Garth Algar : That's right. I walked right to that office - that's what I did - and I reached across that desk and I grabbed him by his big fat head and I said "Listen, man. I'm not going to jail for you or anybody."

 

[The Shadow]

Harrison Ford seems to get some great ones.

I love "Bob Ghengis Khan" and how they just fucking give up with Lincoln.

 

[BScCollateral]

I'd vote for the time Kirk shut off the shields on Khan's ship.

There's just something so smooth in Shatner's delivery as he tells Khan "Here it comes."

 

[neverendingmidi]

The used car salesman in True Lies. After being kidnapped and held at gunpoint, he still tries to sell the car.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I'd vote for the time Kirk shut off the shields on Khan's ship.

There's just something so smooth in Shatner's delivery as he tells Khan "Here it comes."

"Stand by to receive our transmission."

(directly up your ASS)

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Harrison Ford seems to get some great ones.

I'd vote for the time Kirk shut off the shields on Khan's ship.

There's just something so smooth in Shatner's delivery as he tells Khan "Here it comes."

Leave it to the two big Sci-Fi properties to have the two best.

The Han scene is easily one of the funniest scenes in all of Star Wars (probably the funniest) and never ceases to make me crack a smile. The best part is that it really does sound like Han is making this shit up at the top of his head. It doesn't sound like he's doing a comedy bit, but like he's really just struggling to come up with something that the guy on the other end will buy. I wouldn't be surprised if Harrison was told to just make something up himself.

And for all the shit he gets as an actor, Shatner's acting in that scene in WoK is brilliant. Cool, calm, and in control, with no hint of the upcoming table turning he's about to pull. I remember listening to a director's commentary where he said that they had to do this scene over and over again because he wanted Shatner to play it straight and give no indication that he's about to fool Khan, and obviously they got it right in the end.