Favorite Chris Moments -

[{o}P II]

[mod edit: Merged another thread with this one and renamed this thread from "ITT:Underated Chris moments"]

Since we're going through a dry spell right now, Post your favorite chris moments that never get brought up

mine is this amazing quote

I have given thought of sending the tobacco to the Sun, but then the smell from all that would likely emit from the giant star and stink up our Galaxy, possibly shortening the lifespan not only around our world, but the other 8 planets as well.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

When Chris sat on a cake and questioned why the hell he was doing it.

 

[Tikbalang]

His reaction on his appearance in the MTV show

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Just him and the hambeast. Her flipping him off and him acting like a deer in headlights when their photo was taken together was fucking gold.

 

[AmbiTron]

Any moment that includes him wearing the "WANT WOMAN!" bra-thing. Like, the first time I saw that picture I laughed so hard it caused me physical pain.

 

[The Fatheads]

The cosplay vids were worth a few laughs, especially the one where his "Cleveland cosplay" was just him holding a Cleveland Show DVD in front of his face. Pure Chris class.

 

[Looney Troons]

The one where he dies lol

 

[Big News]

When he called an excavator a "shovel mech."

 

[JULAY]

Chris doing a l'il bit of Parkay:

 

[Near]

The one where he says the n-word

 

[Coelacanth]

The videos he did of himself in high school - particularly the Song of Chris-Chan one (and the sperg-out he had after getting an F for it).

"AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?!? WHADDYA HAVE AGAINST PEOPLE WITH AUTISM???? D:<"

 

[Fugax]

The smash mouth masterbation video nearly starts with Chris saying "lemme get this outta my system" while he goes to piss in his bathroom, but the acoustics of the room makes it sound like he just waddles over to the corner of his bedroom and pisses on the carpet

Maybe not an underrated moment, but that idea makes me crack up, like he's used to it. Haven't heard anybody talk about it, though.

 

[0 1]

This has always been my favorite for one subtle moment. The importance is the context of this video: Chris Chan believe his totally-not-a-dude girlfriend in Australia died to the brush fires occurring there. In it, he supposedly worries that she had suffered a death through burning alive, and he may never see the woman he claims to have loved ever again.

However, he prefaces that by talking incessantly about his Sonichu website being back up and clearing up that he absolutely is 100% not-gay. And when he finally gets around to talking about his girlfriend dying, he decides to provide an interlude right at 1:29 with audible flatulence, stopping his speech, wincing, and grunting in exertion when it is delivered.

It's an easy thing to miss, but that's what makes it so funny on top of the context of the video as a whole.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I'd say, it's Chris being spotted buying pokemon stuff while still dealing with debt hearings. It's a good sign of his priorities in life. That and the sperg out about toy's r us getting closed.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Chris doing a l'il bit of Parkay:

Was going to post this, or any moment where Chris's physicality totally underwhelms and he has no insight into it. Struggling to do one pull up or open the pocket knife, for instance. Any feeling of embarrassment is just so foreign to him, and embarrassment is one of the things that can lift even a huge sperg out of Chris's tier by leading them to simply not do publicly (or in the Internet age, not post) certain things, or, *gasp*, even better themselves.

 

[The Iconoclast]

I feel like "I... am an American" is a fairly underrated moment, partly because it's buried in a 2hr long call, and partly because it's surrounded by so many other great moments in the same call.

If that's not underrated enough, I suppose I can include this one too, just because I love it so much;

Chris creepily sweet-taking Ivy over his own recording of a song. It's so absurd and I feel like not nearly enough people know about it.

And finally, here's this one;

This is the preface for his Kacey LBP level, timestamped to the very end where Chris gives Kacey a passionate kiss from his camera. I don't need to tell you how cringe that is.

 

[Super Colon Blow]

Was going to post this, or any moment where Chris's physicality totally underwhelms and he has no insight into it. Struggling to do one pull up or open the pocket knife, for instance. Any feeling of embarrassment is just so foreign to him, and embarrassment is one of the things that can lift even a huge sperg out of Chris's tier by leading them to simply not do publicly (or in the Internet age, not post) certain things, or, *gasp*, even better themselves.

Seriously. If I had video of myself at the gym say, falling off a machine or dropping the weights I would destroy the footage, not post it online! Talk about asking for it.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Fridays After Five

Can you imagine the gold mine this was?

Lets not forget the "Fun and Flirty Man Zone" attraction sign he brought along the one time.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Always gets me everytime seeing the guy on the lower right shakes in disbelief towards that monstrosity.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

I'd say, it's Chris being spotted buying pokemon stuff while still dealing with debt hearings. It's a good sign of his priorities in life. That and the sperg out about toy's r us getting closed.

That video of Chris going to gamestop to buy pokeballs plays like a found footage horro movie. I was expecting him to stop drooling and eat the store clerk in the last few seconds.