Favorite Chris Moments -

BigTubboWithLittleChina

Aqua Teenatic Jerkop
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It's always puzzled me how Chris measured his four-inch diameter baaaaaawls. (And does he mean each ball, or the whole scrotum?) If you're that interested, measuring a cock is easy enough, but bollocks are a bit different.
 

IbnTaymiyyah

Boom bye bye inna batty boy head.
True & Honest Fan
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Where's that clip of him where he opens it with something like "I'm a 28 year old virgin, my life ain't getting any better?"

That's probably the most self aware that Chris has ever been.
 

Argh My Cigar

Aye! Dwi wedi meddwi'n chwil!
True & Honest Fan
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Him giving birth to the “beautiful baby girl bear.”

I want that creep-ass “I love you” sound as a ring tone.
 

Second Missing Primarch

Rangdan Xenocides 860-930.M31: Never Forget
True & Honest Fan
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are there any photos of this?

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horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
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Standing up to sockhead and telling him to fuck off last year when he seemed to be making the journey to ruckersvile. That coupled with how he's acting now towards him is like that moment when you can give the dog a treat because it's finally learning not to piss on the floor
 
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