Favorite Chris Moments -

[CwChalk]

I always think of the time he tries to channel the legendary acrofatic-ness of Chris Farley whenever I see a pull-up bar.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/100_2278

A wise man once said "If Godbear wanted you up there He would have miracle'd your ass up there! I bet if there was some china on top of that obstacle you could get up there!"

 

[Mambamia]

I loved the moments when Liquid Chris and Kacey called Chris, the moment Liquid called Chris fat and ugly caught me off guard. I honestly never laughed so much. The house tour was great, reminded me of my own house, someone even made a Doom parody with it I think, and added in his threats to Clyde Cash.

The best trolls were the ones who played along with Chris's delusions, acting like super villains, that shit was amazing. Spazkid's Chris Chan series were some of the funniest shit I've ever watched. It's a damned shame he doesn't make more episodes. Spazkid has the potential to be the next John K. without the grooming and harassment of minors stigma attached to him.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Liquid called Chris fat and ugly

and Chris' respopnse "I am not fat, goddamit!" I couldn't tell whether he was trying to imitate Cartman, or he was legit angry.

 

[Mambamia]

and Chris' respopnse "I am not fat, goddamit!" I couldn't tell whether he was trying to imitate Cartman, or he was legit angry.

It's also funny how he doesn't deny being ugly. Which ever the case might be, he doesn't need any effort to imitate Cartman, he does it flawlessly, and isn't that why we love that big ol' autismo?

 

[horrorfan89]

Since I don't want the last post in this thread to be from a banned loud house fan who's post ended up on the random.txt



I'd have to say the visit to the abandoned asylum was an interesting moment. It's a miracle Chris wasn't attacked by homeless people or gang bangers who tend to lurk in places like that. And there's the drawing that was eventually taken by Vicodin. The fact that Chris thought his crappy drawing with his sonic ocs wishing Goodwill to the long dead tards who were denied the right to breed (God I miss the Darwinism age) would be worth the effort is such a laugh. Oh and as I've said before said drawing never ceases to amuse me due to how it makes me think of the minutemen. Photo from watchmen. I wonder who's comedian and who's silk spectre

 

[Duff]

When Chris travelled nearly 1k miles to try and get some Molvanian china and instead he ended up meeting an old hag in a run down house!

I definitely won't forget that moment!

 

[Naamaleipuri]

His death in the future

 

[horrorfan89]

His cosplay as Mr popo that would be considered blackface today. I'm honestly amazed none of Chris's"friends" from the impulse gay club or the end games before they banned him haven't brought it up.

 

[Crustyguy]

His cosplay as Mr popo that would be considered blackface today. I'm honestly amazed none of Chris's"friends" from the impulse gay club or the end games before they banned him haven't brought it up.

Pretty sure it was considered blackface back then. That's why whoever was behind Jackie had him do it.

Honestly, I wonder what all of his more progressive-leaning friends/orbiters think of his past political-incorectness. Do they just give him a pass because he's a tard? Or do some of them not even know the full extent of it?

 

[Aqua Panda]

The whole Gamestop mace saga was my personal favorite.

I'm still amazed Chris didn't end up serving some time from it. He lucked the fuck out that the guy he sprayed didn't have any permanent eye damage.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

The whole Gamestop mace saga was my personal favorite.

I'm still amazed Chris didn't end up serving some time from it. He lucked the fuck out that the guy he sprayed didn't have any permanent eye damage.

Chris never serves time for any of his crimes, he's autistic so he can get away with everything

 

[sleazetown]

When he put warpaint all over his body and proclaimed his Cherokee ancestry when he "declared war" on his trolls. Between how he speaks like a knight going into battle, claiming he will "smite thee" for "being dishonored", the war chanting, and him pointing a fucking toy revolver at the camera, it sends my sides into orbit everytime I watch it. It's just so ridiculous and bizarre. The part that kills me the most though is that this is his idea of what will intimidate another individual.

 

[Cool Spot]

Sonichu Babies

 

[JonIrenicus]

When he was on the phone to Alec and started pressing random buttons to pretend there was issues with the line.

"Homer, you already dialed."

 

[ThatFuckingToucan]

I always like the Alec Benson Leary calls

 

[Nephilimkin]

I'm not sure if it counts as being rarely talked about but I really liked when he was on that podcast/youtube show where that poor musician got ignored in favor for Chris being a fucking weirdo. I've never felt secondhand embarrassment so hard in my life.


Edit; after thinking on it, I've also decided that I really love the moment where Jack Thaddeus is yelling at Chris and telling him "That guido isn't Clyde, chris!"

 

[horrorfan89]

I loved the recent meltdown on the snt reading when the pizza delivery arrived. The stream was so boring otherwise I see why the weens did it. Ik the CWC considers it weening to prank call food to Chris's place and get him blacklisted from delivery service but the little sadist In me loves it whenever lardass has tard rage over being told no delivery's.

 

[Gouto-Douji]

When Chris sat on a cake and questioned why the hell he was doing it.

do you have that off hand?

 

[Captain Hank Murph]

The Guru Larry Interviews with the "Bulk and Skull" theme. Until he made him change the theme to him singing "Dare".

 

[Tikbalang]

SomeBUDDY wuns told me the WERLD is gonna roll me
I AINT the sharpest tool in the SHEEEEED