Favorite Chris Moments -

[drmccoy]

For me, it's Fridays After Five, the best CWC extroversion

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When he approached an obviously underage girl at a Fridays after 5 and tried to use his magic on her. Wonderful.

Bob walking in will never not be hilarious. "OFF THE INTERNET, I WILL SEND IN DETECTIVES, I WILL SEND IN POLICE, I WILL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER"

 

[Volthoom]

I WILL SEND IN POLICE, I WILL SEND IN EVERYTHING IN MY POWER"

How much power does Chris think he has in his possession?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

How much power does Chris think he has in his possession?

At that point in his life? He thought he had over a billion fans on the internet who would do anything he asked. Nowadays? He's promoted himself to God-Empress of an entire shitty cartoon dimension where he claims to be all-knowing and omnipotent. In reality? He has no power because he's a delusional, babbling manbaby who once kicked a cop car's tires to make himself feel tough.

 

[Volthoom]

At that point in his life? He thought he had over a billion fans on the internet who would do anything he asked. Nowadays? He's promoted himself to God-Empress of an entire shitty cartoon dimension where he claims to be all-knowing and omnipotent. In reality? He has no power because he's a delusional, babbling manbaby who once kicked a cop car's tires to make himself feel tough.

Chris always did think he was the most popular man (Or whatever gender he calls himself these days) in the world.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

At that point in his life? He thought he had over a billion fans on the internet who would do anything he asked. Nowadays? He's promoted himself to God-Empress of an entire shitty cartoon dimension where he claims to be all-knowing and omnipotent. In reality? He has no power because he's a delusional, babbling manbaby who once kicked a cop car's tires to make himself feel tough.

Almost read "omnipotent" as "impotent."

Chris always did think he was the most popular man (Or whatever gender he calls himself these days) in the world.

Thanks to stellar, exceptional parenting by Barb and Bob Chandler TV.

 

[Volthoom]

Almost read "omnipotent" as "impotent."

Thanks to stellar, exceptional parenting by Barb and Bob Chandler TV.

I thought the Chandler way was: leave your kid with an abusive babysitter, while you and your spouse go out drinking?

 

[drmccoy]

How much power does Chris think he has in his possession?

Oh, as somebody who has followed Christ since "the glory days" I can tell you without a doubt that he wrote to Bush asking for help against the Trolls. He also wrote to Bill Orielly asking fro help. He fully expected them to answer as well. At that stage of his life he believed he had, as somebody else put it up thread, about a billion fans out there. I'm not really exaggerating either. Hell in his initial video addressing the ED page he automatically assumes everybody knows who he is.

His ego combined with isolation convinced him that the world was at his beck and call.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

'nuff said

 

[Seaweed Chips]

Bob Walks In

Few adults will have the complete lack of judgement and courtesy to openly and loudly mass debate in the family kitchen while their aged parents were home. Chris was just the one to make that happen.

 

[Broseph]

This is one of my favorites. Chris thinking he was personally responsible for taking down ED, the terrible camera work filming his drawings, his singing. It's like the whole essence of CWC's early life in a single video.

The fact that he held his camera at that angle where it's level with his manboobs, as well as his shirt with the vertical stripes making him look even fatter as well as making his receding hairline painfully noticable from that angle makes it one of the most unflattering videos of Chris imo.

 

[admiral]

The Parappa contest is my favourite Chris moment, because it encapsulates everything bad about Chris. The dogshit low-effort entry, the delusions of winning, the hypocricy in trying to get Stackhouse disqualified even though he himself cheated by using sockpuppets and blackmailing family into voting for him, the pointless grudge which he held after winning, the weird fake page he made announcing himself the winner, the fact that this was all in aid of winning a psp and a trip to the Penny Arcade expo for Megan in order to win her over and finally complete lose his virginity and complete the LoveQuest. Beautiful. It's like some kind of video game sidequest.

I don't really like to make fun of Chris for the stuff which is purely down to being retarded and gullible, but the contest really allowed him to show his true colours and demonstrate how much of a selfish ass he is, so it's fair game.

Plus, Adam Stackhouse's entry is genuinely pretty sweet and fun to watch, so it's not all kick the autistic.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I'm working on it!!!!

 

[Just Dont]

Plus, Adam Stackhouse's entry is genuinely pretty sweet and fun to watch, so it's not all kick the autistic.

Yeah, and it was really well done too! Editing techniques weren't as readily available as they are today so he had to either use Windows Movie Maker or early versions of Premier to splice each take with the audio...

Nowadays you can put a video in premier and cut it and move it around easily, put audio and effects and whatever, but back there doing videos with editing was extremely time consuming because of software and hardware limitations.

For comparison sake: Chris did his video in 20 minutes tops (putting the effects, uploading it, etc.). Adam Stackhouse did it in a week.

 

[PhoBingas]

I'd have to say my favorite saga to watch in real time was the Liquid Chris stuff. Give that guy a fucking Oscar because he was so good part of me thought Chris was in on the joke and the two were doing a scripted bit.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Chris did his video in 20 minutes tops (putting the effects, uploading it, etc.)

'Birthday Boy' will never not be hilarious.

 

[Ponchik]

 

[Broseph]

I'd have to say my favorite saga to watch in real time was the Liquid Chris stuff. Give that guy a fucking Oscar because he was so good part of me thought Chris was in on the joke and the two were doing a scripted bit.

It seemed like even Chris himself actually questioned whether he was the real CWC or not.

 

[gamergirlbathsalts]

I liked when he did that virtual house tour. I can’t remember the game he used to make it, but he created his fathers room with music and talked about his parents. One of the few wholesome instances before his decline until full blown lunacy.

 

[ExtremeZapper]

This was always a moment I've overlooked, but upon revisiting I have a newfound appreciation for it.

It's the most self-aware thing Chris has ever done.

For that brief moment he becomes acutely aware that his sedentary lifestyle, his mooching, and the manner in which he presents himself is the problem, and he reinvents himself into some semblance of a normal person, albeit an eccentric one. For years we all jsut assumed Chris just didn't know any better, but this video right here is a window into the realization that he DOES know better, and that if he had gotten real help with social interaction and put in the effort, he could have turned it all around. In another time, this could have been the ultimate mic drop, the perfect curtain call where he leaves us on this note and we're left to wonder whether he truly DID fool us all, or if he finally changed.

But he didn't, and despite this video demonstrating he knows what a normal life looks like, he doesn't want to change, because his old life is comfortable and doesn't challenge him. In his old life, he's a loner with the world against him that he can fight back against. He's the anime protag of his own story. That life is interesting, real life isn't. We've reached the point where it's too late, he's withdrawn into a shell and there's no digging him out of it. All we can do is sit back and see what happens.

 

[AnOminous]

For that brief moment he becomes acutely aware that his sedentary lifestyle, his mooching, and the manner in which he presents himself is the problem, and he reinvents himself into some semblance of a normal person, albeit an eccentric one.

This was a scripted production of the so-called "Magic Man," though, who also shot the video. I don't think Chris himself actually realized any of this.