Favorite Deagle Nation Sidekick? -

Who is your favorite Deagle Nation Sidekick?

  • Tyce

    Votes: 35 29.2%
  • Eli

    Votes: 25 20.8%
  • Kyle

    Votes: 48 40.0%
  • Other (Colby, Rob, Brandon, ???)

    Votes: 12 10.0%

  • Total voters
    120

Flowers For Sonichu

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One of the things that sets Jace apart from other lolcows is that he actually has real life friends, and these friends are just as delusional and ignorant as Jace. So, who is your favorite?

The contenders:

TYCE THE PRANKMASTER: Analchest who boycocks anybody who disrespects skeletons, Tyce is a familiar face over here at the Kiwi forums. Between huffing anything he can get his hands on (including his own shit according to the most recent livestream), his illiteracy, and descent into insanity that even has Jace worried; Tyce has become a full blown lolcow in his own right. Whether he's pulling pranks such as vomiting all over Jace's crayon-swastika adorned room, pushing girls in wheelchairs down stairs because they won't put out, or making illegible tweets, Tyce is sure to provide entertainment for a long time come up until he goes to prison for a hate crime.

ELI DA ICY PLAYBOY FAGGOT KILLER: A newcomer to the Jace chronicles, Eli was a minor player in Deagle Nation up until a month ago. While most believed it was to be a :ruse:, it's now widely believed that Eli was in Israel at one point to fight the good fight against Al Gamerfood and liberate Tupac. He initially provided some entertaining videos, mistaking Jewish people for "Islams" and wandering aimlessly around the same three blocks in Tel Aviv, it became obvious that he was woefully under prepared to go into a war zone to rescue someone who has been dead for nearly 20 years with no viable exit plan. He initially evoked sympathy from some of us when he appeared to be stranded, recent revelations into his racism, homophobia, and his awful okcupid profile have lead to the general consensus that he deserves whatever happens to him over there.

KYLE THE GANJA MAN: Probably the most well-grounded of the side characters, we didn't get to know a whole lot about Kyle until Jace crashed with him when he was kicked out of his mom's house. Talking very much like a *yawn* JFK, Kyle has shown a number of strange quirks including using apples to apples cards for tarot readings, rambling about cosmic balance or something, and wishing that his cat was vegan even though it would lead to an early death. It's pretty obvious Kyle only hangs out with these guys because they buy weed from him with their :tugboat:

OTHER: This is for people like Colby, Zebulon, Brandon, Little Faggot, the other people in the Deagle Nation picture with Tyce, Gail, or some other minor character.
 
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Arctic

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Even though I do enjoy Eli a lot, I gotta say #TYCED. It's really fun to see him with Jace because while Jace still has some idea of morality and loyalty, Tyce will just do whatever he feels like at the moment, he's a complete sociopath. It's really fun when he brings up things like Jace's lazy eye or how he went to Jesus Camp and watch Jace completely freak out. Plus, his "pranks" are pretty hilarious as well, just not in the way he intended.
 

Randall Fragg

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Tyce, with Kyle as a very close second. Mostly because Tyce's retardation is better documented.
 

Cute Anime Girl

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Tyce is a boring shithead, Eli is pretty stupid too, nothing is really known about Colby or Brandon other then they follow the childish shit Jace/Tyce do. Kyle seems perma-blazed but he doesn't seem like a bad person.

I don't really count Rob since he's just the older brother and isn't actually part of Deagle Nation or anything ( I think). That said he seems to legit care about Jace and seems to try to guide him to a better situation.

And yeah Kyle's pets are pretty chill and realistic.
 
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