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One of the things that sets Jace apart from other lolcows is that he actually has real life friends, and these friends are just as delusional and ignorant as Jace. So, who is your favorite?
The contenders:
TYCE THE PRANKMASTER: Analchest who boycocks anybody who disrespects skeletons, Tyce is a familiar face over here at the Kiwi forums. Between huffing anything he can get his hands on (including his own shit according to the most recent livestream), his illiteracy, and descent into insanity that even has Jace worried; Tyce has become a full blown lolcow in his own right. Whether he's pulling pranks such as vomiting all over Jace's crayon-swastika adorned room, pushing girls in wheelchairs down stairs because they won't put out, or making illegible tweets, Tyce is sure to provide entertainment for a long time come up until he goes to prison for a hate crime.
ELI DA ICY PLAYBOY FAGGOT KILLER: A newcomer to the Jace chronicles, Eli was a minor player in Deagle Nation up until a month ago. While most believed it was to be a
, it's now widely believed that Eli was in Israel at one point to fight the good fight against Al Gamerfood and liberate Tupac. He initially provided some entertaining videos, mistaking Jewish people for "Islams" and wandering aimlessly around the same three blocks in Tel Aviv, it became obvious that he was woefully under prepared to go into a war zone to rescue someone who has been dead for nearly 20 years with no viable exit plan. He initially evoked sympathy from some of us when he appeared to be stranded, recent revelations into his racism, homophobia, and his awful okcupid profile have lead to the general consensus that he deserves whatever happens to him over there.
KYLE THE GANJA MAN: Probably the most well-grounded of the side characters, we didn't get to know a whole lot about Kyle until Jace crashed with him when he was kicked out of his mom's house. Talking very much like a
JFK, Kyle has shown a number of strange quirks including using apples to apples cards for tarot readings, rambling about cosmic balance or something, and wishing that his cat was vegan even though it would lead to an early death. It's pretty obvious Kyle only hangs out with these guys because they buy weed from him with their 
OTHER: This is for people like Colby, Zebulon, Brandon, Little Faggot, the other people in the Deagle Nation picture with Tyce, Gail, or some other minor character.
The contenders:
TYCE THE PRANKMASTER: Analchest who boycocks anybody who disrespects skeletons, Tyce is a familiar face over here at the Kiwi forums. Between huffing anything he can get his hands on (including his own shit according to the most recent livestream), his illiteracy, and descent into insanity that even has Jace worried; Tyce has become a full blown lolcow in his own right. Whether he's pulling pranks such as vomiting all over Jace's crayon-swastika adorned room, pushing girls in wheelchairs down stairs because they won't put out, or making illegible tweets, Tyce is sure to provide entertainment for a long time come up until he goes to prison for a hate crime.
ELI DA ICY PLAYBOY FAGGOT KILLER: A newcomer to the Jace chronicles, Eli was a minor player in Deagle Nation up until a month ago. While most believed it was to be a
, it's now widely believed that Eli was in Israel at one point to fight the good fight against Al Gamerfood and liberate Tupac. He initially provided some entertaining videos, mistaking Jewish people for "Islams" and wandering aimlessly around the same three blocks in Tel Aviv, it became obvious that he was woefully under prepared to go into a war zone to rescue someone who has been dead for nearly 20 years with no viable exit plan. He initially evoked sympathy from some of us when he appeared to be stranded, recent revelations into his racism, homophobia, and his awful okcupid profile have lead to the general consensus that he deserves whatever happens to him over there.KYLE THE GANJA MAN: Probably the most well-grounded of the side characters, we didn't get to know a whole lot about Kyle until Jace crashed with him when he was kicked out of his mom's house. Talking very much like a
JFK, Kyle has shown a number of strange quirks including using apples to apples cards for tarot readings, rambling about cosmic balance or something, and wishing that his cat was vegan even though it would lead to an early death. It's pretty obvious Kyle only hangs out with these guys because they buy weed from him with their OTHER: This is for people like Colby, Zebulon, Brandon, Little Faggot, the other people in the Deagle Nation picture with Tyce, Gail, or some other minor character.