Sonichu Favorite False and Dishonest Quotes of Sonichu Characters -

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There's already an awesome thread for the best\worst lines OPL has made his little imaginary friends say, but what about all the slanderous mockeries? What are your favorite quotes from awesome fan comics and fiction such as Asperchu, The Real Sonichu, Rosechu's Story or CWCollateral?

One of my favorites is this whimsical little one liner from Sonichu as found in the legendary Sean August Watley's Sonichu Is Dead epic:

"I wish I still had the strength to kill myself."

 

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http://srtf.deviantart.com/favourites/51290362/Sonichu-11-Alt-Ending

I consider this one of the best imitations of CWC's art and writing style out there and such an excellent parody. My favorite quotes from it:

"I'M SORRY ROSECHU IT'S JUST THAT ANELICA AND I HAVENT BEEN INTAMATE IN OVER THREE MONTHS AND I HAVE CERTAIN NEEDS! I DIDNT MEAN TO EXPOSE MYSELF TO LITTLE ROBBEE AND CERA"

"I LOVE TEXTING AND DRIVING! IT SAVES ME SO MUCH TIME!"

 

[Konstantinos]

"A Rosey is fine too..."

 

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"A Rosey is fine too..."

Oh shi-
Xanabit, that magnificient bastard!

 

[CWCissey]

WAAA! Goddammit! How cliché is this?

 

[Detahramet]

"Maybe I should redo Sonichu, it is really shity..." -Chris, April 5th, 2052