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DeadFish

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Hitler should've applied for culinary school. Why? Cause he had a talent with ovens
 

Michael Jacks0n

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Milkis

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I'll give you a legit answer OP:

"Someone from Essen and someone from Berlin talk about the damage done by allied bombing campaigns.

Says the guy from Berlin: The last bombing run on the capital was so serious, the window panes kept falling out until five hours after the raid.

The guy from Essen replies: That's nothing! After the last bombing run, pictures of the Führer kept flying out of the windows for fourteen days!"
 

It's HK-47

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So, I ran into Hitler on the bus this morning. Obviously this took me by surprise, and curiosity got the better of me, so I asked him, "Hitler? What are you doing here?" He replied, "I've returned to build the Fourth Reich, except this time I'm going to kill twelve million Jews, and two clowns." Naturally this confused me, so I asked him why he was going to kill two clowns.

Hitler responded, "See? Nobody cares about the Jews."
 
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