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Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Dragoonism, Nov 28, 2017.

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  1. Phil is a quote machine, hardly a day goes by without him saying something that people, fans and detractors alike, will never forget!
    So what have he said that will for ever be edge into your memory, what have made you laugh out loud, sigh heavily or simply rammed your fist into the wall in pure anger and frustration?

    Mine is from his "This is my art" speech!

    Where he claim that he creates art since the main character in the game won't move unless he touch the controller.

    It is memorialized because of all the endless moments where he suddenly makes the loud outburst "I didn't do that!".
     
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  2. NOTHING I COULD DO!!!
     
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    Bryan Dunn

    Bryan Dunn KoP & Exceptional Detective @ 2209 E 3rd Ave, FL
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  3. "i was scratching my leg."
     
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    Xerxes IX Even kebab cats will be removed

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  4. SNORT
     
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    MMX

    MMX Mortarch of misgendering
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  5. "Phil's a faggot! Phil's fat! Phil's a loser! Phil's a beggar!". All of these statements are in fact true. Bravo to Phil for finally admitting it.
     
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    DiabeticShitheadPhil 15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand

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  6. "I don't own a business"
     
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    xenomorph

    xenomorph I've got more demons where that came from.

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  7. "Thank you, you fucking worthless humans, for the views!"
     
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    BIgBadWolf

    BIgBadWolf How did I end up here?

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  8. "I did nothing wrong."
     
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    Rare Drop

    Rare Drop The future's gonna be great!

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  9. I have a Micropenis.

    Enough from me Phil often says "I don't know what to do" when playing a new game.
    He repeates it ad nauseam that every normal human being would pause the game and look up the controls.
     
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  10. "BUGGED MECHANICS"

    "I'M PRESSING BUTTONS!!!"


    "Kojima world order is in effect here."

    "Woow dude"

    "WHHUTT"
     
    Pointandlaugh

    Pointandlaugh Lookin' for the good stuff

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  11. "Online play.. Only the shitty may apply"
    "I'm BLAHCKING!!"
    "Woooow, what a great game"
    "Goodbye.. It's over.." [Persona 3 ragequit]

     
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    neural

    neural rambunscious boy
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  12. "I'm one of the best overall gamers in the country"

     
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    Dirt McGirt

    Dirt McGirt Just warming up a little bit, vroom vroom!
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  13. An underrated favorite of mine:

    2 YARD RUSH, 6 YARD RUSH, 3 YARD RUSH, TOUCHDOWN! FUCK YOU! *Controller Slam* FUCK THIS BULLSHIT!



    Ends at 9:00.
     
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    El Porko Fako

    El Porko Fako Farfetch'd is already in the pot cooking
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  14. "I don't think I'm eligble to have to pay that tax, so you don't have to worry about it," to a fucking state auditor.
     
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    SoapQueen1

    SoapQueen1 speed bump, failed business, retired tism wrangler
    True & Honest Fan Retired Staff

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  15. "I'M THE EDWARD SNOWDEN OF THE FGC!!!" (from his final SFV rant)
    "I DID IT, WHAT? WH-WHAAATT?? WHAAAT??? I DID IT, I KILLED HIM AND THEN I DIED AND THE GAME SAID I DIED! He had no energy bar left, I killed him legittimately and the game said I died!" (from his MMX3 playthrough)
    "Your mother probably shat you out, you fucking piece of shit, learn how to fucking play a game and be a honorable fucking player and don't spam projectiles you stupid fucking idiot"(Injustice 1)
    "So now, as you live in your mom's basement you can celebrate by eating you whole bag of doritos and chugging down your fucking fanta cuz you gotta win with Deathstroke, you are so good, cuz you rock back and shot bullets, fuck you you stupid little bitch" (from his Injustice 1 Deathstroke salt rant)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmyUrnyFzfA
     
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    RIP_SANITY I DID NOTHING WRONG DOOD

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  16. "ME! REE!"
     
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  17. "Dicks ass titties nipples, fuck fuck shit dicks, anal anal... youno, double penetration”
    - one of his Firewatch prestreams, when he mocked cursing I think? I forgot, it over was 1.5 years ago.
     
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  18. "I have to fight as hard as I can,"

    talking about wanting to keep his house.
     
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    SoapQueen1 speed bump, failed business, retired tism wrangler
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  19. “AWWW CAHMAHN DOOD!”
     
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  20. "Im blocking oh my gah ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK. I did absolutely nothing half that time and still got hit. I was holding back the block, he was jumping, Ive tried to fuckin... do nothing, he does stuff, unbeliavable, double perfect."

     
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