Favorite School Shooter? -

broilerrx

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So gamers, who's your favorite school shooter?
 

broilerrx

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Needless to say, I'm using the Commander's definition of School Shooter, in which his was Chris Dorner, because Dorner killed cops, which was badass. However, I chose Breivik because he is the high score. Not to mention he was a gamer himself, and continues to troll the fuck outta the world from behind bars.

Of course, if there's one thing we've learned from Breivik, as well as the man from whom he usurped the high score from, Woo Bum-kon, it's that police uniform wins high scores.
 

TowinKarz

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Andrew Kehoe gets my vote, guy had STYLE.

Angered by being voted out of his elected position in Bath, Michigan, this twoo Patriot decided to go all sovcit, stopped paying taxes, and his mortgage AND his homeowners insurance.

When the bank foreclosed on his farm for lack of payments, he responded by buying a load of dynamite and blowing up his wife, then his horses, then his toolshed, then his barn, then his house, then half the local school, and finally, his truck, with him in it. But because he didn't use a single gun, his high score of 45 charred and shrapnel-filled corpses is unofficial......
 

Agent of Z.O.G.

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If we're including shootings outside of school, I'd say carrot top is my pick, though it depends on whether he started shooting before, during or after the plane scene.
 

sikotik

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But because he didn't use a single gun, his high score of 45 charred and shrapnel-filled corpses is unofficial......
It shouldn't matter how it was done. His victims were just as dead. If anything he should get bonus points because fires and explosions rock!
 

broilerrx

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Andrew Kehoe gets my vote, guy had STYLE.

Angered by being voted out of his elected position in Bath, Michigan, this twoo Patriot decided to go all sovcit, stopped paying taxes, and his mortgage AND his homeowners insurance.

When the bank foreclosed on his farm for lack of payments, he responded by buying a load of dynamite and blowing up his wife, then his horses, then his toolshed, then his barn, then his house, then half the local school, and finally, his truck, with him in it. But because he didn't use a single gun, his high score of 45 charred and shrapnel-filled corpses is unofficial......

And they give the American High Score to Cho instead, what a fucking disgrace. You have fine tastes, I must say. And on another note, he did technically use his rifle to set off the car bomb, so doesn't that technically count?
 
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