LISTEN &/OR BELIEVE favorite stardew valley waifu - Haley is only for FUCKING CUCKS

[Flowers For Sonichu]

so who should I wife up and make a custom body pillow irl for?

Abigail - Pro she's got dangerhair con she's got dangerhair
Leah - Pro she can whip up a sculpure of my dick con ART FAG
Penny - Pro her dowry can be paid off in alcohol because her mom is a drunk con TRAILER PARK TRASH
Maru - Pro Super smart scientist Con HALF BREED HAVE TO DEAL WITH HER SJW WHINIGNS ABOUT WHITE PPL CUZ HER DAD IS A NEGRO

 

[Tranhuviya]

Penny.

 

[José Mourinho]

>playing Stardew Valley

Why aren't you playing Dark Souls you peasant?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

>playing Stardew Valley

Why aren't you playing Dark Souls you peasant?

stop fapping to boob sliders and answer the goddamn question

 

[HoloSkull]

>playing Stardew Valley

Why aren't you playing Dark Souls you peasant?

What you talking about? What ya gotta do bro is mod the fuck out of it.
http://n4g.com/news/1875228/nsfw-stardew-valley-mod-adds-sexy-portraits
edit:
as for my choice Leah cause she looks like Vivian and Vivian is based

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What you talking about? What ya gotta do bro is mod the fuck out of it.
http://n4g.com/news/1875228/nsfw-stardew-valley-mod-adds-sexy-portraits
edit:
as for my choice Leah cause she looks like Vivian and Vivian is based

I appreciate this but I need diversity in my titties. IRL I bet maru has a really perky titties because while Penny has some serious sagging going on meanwhile Haleys are FAKE AS FUCK because she's a goddamn normie

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Penny, easily manipulated trailer trash girl with daddy issues. She'll do anything you tell her anytime.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

penny is the only bitch who doesn't cook so i turned our kitchen into a scottish beer dynamo

Spoiler: alba gu brath

as you can see, i have 79 units of fish labia and four jars of assorted semen samples, meaning i clearly know exactly what the fuck i'm doing,

Spoiler: woman logic

but this vapid whore still has the gall to criticize my business decisions instead of leaving it to the goddamn professionals. TYPICAL WOMAN.

 

[HoloSkull]

I appreciate this but I need diversity in my titties. IRL I bet maru has a really perky titties because while Penny has some serious sagging going on meanwhile Haleys are FAKE AS FUCK because she's a goddamn normie

I know right there's like totes pixel discrimination going on here against dank anime titays.

 

[Venusaur]

Anyone except Abigail. She not only has danger hair, but she's also a fake gamergirl. Bitch can't even beat a videogame (lol casual) without your help.

Get good, loser.

 

[c-no]

>playing Stardew Valley

Why aren't you playing Dark Souls you peasant?

>Playing Dark Souls
Fucking hell, why are you playing that shit, there are no boob sliders. Go for the Japanese release of that Xeno game where you have boob sliders.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

WOMAN INTELLIGENCE SIMULATOR 2016

 

[SpessCaptain]

I WANT TO FUCK SHANE.
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[Jubileus]

I WANT TO FUCK SHANE.

Team Alex here, yo, but Shane would probably be an awesome hatefuck.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

i don't play games where you can play as a female thats kinda sjw imo

 

[Null]

i would bone penny's pixel vaginat bh

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

Sebastian, he's my bottom bitch for life.

 

[Abethedemon]

More like StarJEW valley, amirite?
Goddamn qabbalistic cultural marxist cuck dindu POZ SJW necromancer game developers.