Favourite Amberlynn Moment Of All Time - Share your fave ‘situations’!

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Who’s your fave AL gorlfriend?

  • Destiny

    Votes: 204 70.8%
  • Krystle

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • Kassidy

    Votes: 16 5.6%
  • Necky

    Votes: 54 18.8%

  • Total voters
    288

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Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
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ThumbTard has spent two years now sitting by idly watching Bigass AL lie lie lie lie directly into the camera and done exactly nothing.

At BEST, she's a piece of shit because she just blobs around silently and lets it happen.
But she has also corroborated AL's lies, she has enabled them, and she has doubled down on it all and just blatantly as fuck lied outright into the viewer's faces entirely by herself as well.

Remember the whole "Quitting muh jorb" saga?
She has also been a lying scumbag during their YouNow livestreams (but these are harder to keep track of since so many of them haven't been saved/archived.)

I've been saying it for ages, but I personally see Thicky NeckFace as a gross nasty slug who doesn't really deserve any pity or sympathy. She's a user, a slob, an enabler, a Biphobe and a Transphobe, racist, a liar, etc etc etc etc. The whole #SaveBecky thing was laughable.
I honestly think it's a lot more complicated than that. If you watch their first videos together, before Becky left her job and became a stay-at-home-butler, she would contradict Amber, make fun of the words she pronounced incorrectly, get angry at her. Remember that video in which Amber was crying after screaming at Becky because she didn't want to eat out? Or the famous eyebrow contraction after "I asked Becky if she wanted to go out to eat and she said no".

But Amber is a manipulator and abused her to the point of being unable to say no anymore. If she doesn't say no, Amber doesn't scream.

She tried to pull the same shit with Density, but apparently Density had a character stronger than Becks.
 

Peetz's Bank Account

"i just want to eat and talk about farts"
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Pretty much every time she has cooked.. but taco soup was a favorite. Who but Hambeast could toss a tube of animal food grade ground chicken, five kinds of Mrs. Dash, a jar of salsa, roughly (hardly) chopped and probably very undercooked onions, slimy overcooked cabbage and whatever else into a pot, boil the shit out of it and then think it's actually good? No matter what she makes, it looks like the slop farmers give to their pigs. She congratulates herself for using water instead of oil to "fry" meat. No, Amber, when you cook meat in hot water you are actually blanching/boiling/steaming it and making it taste like shit. A little dash of olive oil won't hurt you. Also, why don't you buy quality grade meat with all those YouTube shekels you're supposedly making? You can buy those meat tubes in the frozen section at dollar tree and they probably taste awful. It's actually painful to watch her cook. Everything is done in the wrong order, she doesn't use oil or seasoning properly, and her beetus hands can't grasp a knife well enough and she is too lazy to actually chop things correctly (it has to be bull that she likes gigantic chunks of onion in her food). She basically tosses five different cheap prepackaged bags and jars of shit into a pot, dumps in enough Mrs. Dash to send a normal person into a bout of sodium poisoning, boils it and then eats it with half a bag of Great Value shredded cheese on top.
 

Turd Blossom

Yo, She-Bitch. Let's Go.
True & Honest Fan
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My favorite will always be that Independence Day party where our irresistible gorl lamented that she had been hit on by several of Destiny's male relatives

...While wearing this iconic patriotic look:
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Her hot take on the Presidential election comes in at a close 2nd. She's teased about collabing with Eric for "debates" tackling current issues and I might watch that amazing nonsense without adblock. I'm pretty sure they both get their opinions from headlines they skim on Twitter.

An honorable mention goes to that time Amber demonstrated both her intellect and her environmental consciousness by painstakingly filling a gallon-sized plastic water jug with water from a bunch of individual plastic water bottles.
Water acquired from an ice-cold fridge dispenser, consumed from a glass, is far too pedestrian for our gorl.
 

ALs Bra

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My favorite will always be that Independence Day party where our irresistible gorl lamented that she had been hit on by several of Destiny's male relatives

...While wearing this iconic patriotic look:
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Her hot take on the Presidential election comes in at a close 2nd. She's teased about collabing with Eric for "debates" tackling current issues and I might watch that amazing nonsense without adblock. I'm pretty sure they both get their opinions from headlines they skim on Twitter.

An honorable mention goes to that time Amber demonstrated both her intellect and her environmental consciousness by painstakingly filling a gallon-sized plastic water jug with water from a bunch of individual plastic water bottles.
Water acquired from an ice-cold fridge dispenser, consumed from a glass, is far too pedestrian for our gorl.
Don’t forget this vid also gave us Hamtardo not knowing how mirrors work when she balked about her bow being on ‘backwards’
 

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Your Favourite Tchaikowski Ballet
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I find hysterical:
  • that she believes in chem trails;
  • she says she can feel in only a few days the effects of a medicine you're supposed to take for at least a month before it can actually do anything to her;
  • the mini backpacks and the dollar store celebrity perfumes;
  • Hypocondrialynn;
  • Smuglynn telling us orange juice is not healthy.
 

Cloven hoofed sitchuashun

Grab my fat guy hat.
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I made an account just to share my favorite moment: when interiordesignlynn just put fucking seashells in the sink as decoration while she was living with density
Can I just say; I've lurked here for so long, and whenever I'm sad I just read this comment. I don't feel bad for laughing or gross. I just love this.
I've been a haydur since toxic lake so I wasn't around during Destiny. Thank you...
 

Des B*

Not captain save a fat fuck
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My favorite will always be that Independence Day party where our irresistible gorl lamented that she had been hit on by several of Destiny's male relatives

...While wearing this iconic patriotic look:
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Slightly off topic from the thread but she's definitely the type of narcissistic cunt that believes any guy who's even remotely polite to her, is hitting on her and wants to fuck her infected fupa folds.
 

Kamiii

Hamber's "escape goat"
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My favorite will always be that Independence Day party where our irresistible gorl lamented that she had been hit on by several of Destiny's male relatives

...While wearing this iconic patriotic look:
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Her hot take on the Presidential election comes in at a close 2nd. She's teased about collabing with Eric for "debates" tackling current issues and I might watch that amazing nonsense without adblock. I'm pretty sure they both get their opinions from headlines they skim on Twitter.

An honorable mention goes to that time Amber demonstrated both her intellect and her environmental consciousness by painstakingly filling a gallon-sized plastic water jug with water from a bunch of individual plastic water bottles.
Water acquired from an ice-cold fridge dispenser, consumed from a glass, is far too pedestrian for our gorl.
Imagine thinking at that size that anyone could possibly be attracted to you in any way, shape, or form.

Everytime she misuses an idiom



Honorable mention:
Escape goat is hysterical
 

justagorl

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One that never fails to make me laugh is Eric's filming of the backwoods Toxic music video at one of their odd BBQs. Amber is dancing in the background doing an earnest impression of what one can only imagine she believes is a "sexy" dance, laughing at the camera like she's been caught and this isn't contrived, attention-seeking behavior. The circus act nearly distracts us from the true poetry of the moment when we realize Becky is in the foreground with her trademark dead eyes and a completely emotionless expression, angrily mouthing the lyrics.
You're slipping under, indeed, Beggy.
 

Gorlax

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This GFM saturation type dealy is an obvious fave but more specifically, Amber’s post admitting her failure of the 100 day challenge. The easiest possible thing she or another human has ever challenged themselves and yet she couldn’t do it because someone else’s cancer was just so hard on her mental. She couldn’t even grope a pack of markers, eat a microwaved eggroll and splice it all into six videos and call it a day. Priceless Amber moment.
 

mekalekahi

gunna go home,take a lexapro and start the chili
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Imagine thinking at that size that anyone could possibly be attracted to you in any way, shape, or form.


Escape goat is hysterical
Lmao at 6:42 AL asks Dusty if there is anymore waters,aka go get me a water and Dusty tells her to go check. That defeated "oh" at the idea of not having one brought to her.

Also 8:10 was somthing else.
 

Phalanx

Racist Cunt
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For me EASILY her screaming Lexipro in the Wallmart car park. Whenever anyone around me mentions Lexipro I fucking cackle and I can hear her screaming Lexipro!!! Lexipro!!!!

I dont know why it is so funny

also "Mental things are scary" and "I need to look after my mental" still use these sayings to friends easily best ALR
 
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