Favourite Amberlynn Moment Of All Time - Share your fave ‘situations’!

Who’s your fave AL gorlfriend?

  • Destiny

    Votes: 204 70.8%
  • Krystle

    Votes: 14 4.9%
  • Kassidy

    Votes: 16 5.6%
  • Necky

    Votes: 54 18.8%

  • Total voters
    288

toilet_rainbow

like a monster truck in the nightlife
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Optavia. Just Optavia. That was some great shit right there. Didn't even last three days before quitting. Whatever happened to all that shit? Did she throw it away like the protein bars or is she still hoarding them? Can't remember.

The bug in her hair was a gross but notable incident. She didn't even feel it crawling up her?! Gorl you nasty.

There was one time during a YouNow where the pizza came and she just froze blank eyed like "food. food here. must nom" before going to get it. It really shows what a grasp food has on her. Most people just go "oh cool the pizza is here." Not her.
 

Whatthefuck

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Optavia. Just Optavia. That was some great shit right there. Didn't even last three days before quitting. Whatever happened to all that shit? Did she throw it away like the protein bars or is she still hoarding them? Can't remember.

The bug in her hair was a gross but notable incident. She didn't even feel it crawling up her?! Gorl you nasty.

There was one time during a YouNow where the pizza came and she just froze blank eyed like "food. food here. must nom" before going to get it. It really shows what a grasp food has on her. Most people just go "oh cool the pizza is here." Not her.
I think Hamber said she gave a bunch of it to Rafe, but I could be mistaken. That was around the time they were pretending to be friends again.
 

Moonpie

Ride The Lightening. Fade To Black.
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I liked the torrid try on at the mall. It was such a spectacle at the time and yet she's continued to get fatter, uglier and less mobile. Spoiler in case somebody already posted it in here
Bahahaha! The posing and pouty faces! She thinks she's beautiful when she's nothing but a blob.
 

toilet_rainbow

like a monster truck in the nightlife
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I get a kick out of every time she claims she’s not a pizza gorl. If she really didn’t care for pizza she wouldn’t eat it, and definitely not as much as she does.

One more thing: That exposé by one of our Kiwis where it was revealed just what wastes of space Norma and Jerry are. Best part was when it was revealed that Becky tried to seduce her step sister right after getting with Amber, costing her her job in the process.
 
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