At the suggestion of @entropyseekswork I got a bottle of Heartbreaking Dawn's Cauterizer last night. I put a bit on some pizza earlier and even two hours later I can still feel a bit of weirdness in my mouth. It's like Satan cumming in your mouth but still super tasty, and i HIGHLY recommend it. I'm not that into hot sauce and I fucking loved it.
Holy shit, I have and I wasn't going to admit that but someone else did. edit: HBD products are better btw.ETA: Also I wonder, am I a weirdo, or has anyone else here ever actually used pepper spray as a condiment?
Only acceptable answer.Sriracha