Interests Favourite Page/s on the CWCKI? -

[MediExcalibur2012]

Everyone knows that the CWCKI has some good quality detailed information that is always considered to be interesting and can even get one hooked for hours; reading word for word

But from all the pages listed, is there one of those pages that you just enjoy reading again and again? Either for it being so interesting, so logical or so burn inducing

This is the thread for that discussion and I'm interested to see what people find best to read compared to others based on the history of CWC

My favourite pages have always been the Lovequest and Sweetheart pages. It's like some kind of fucked up dark humoured love story that ends with desperation. The Sweetheart one is so logical yet so unbelievable; I never thought one could be as such and claim to be gf material like Chris while clearly so low down the percentage chance, it's ridiculous

What about everyone else?

 

[TheImportantFart]

The Sweetheart one is so logical yet so unbelievable; I never thought one could be as such and claim to be gf material like Chris while clearly so low down the percentage chance, it's ridiculous

I love the sweetheart one. The point by point analysis of why Chris won't attract a sweetheart is particularly good and even better now they've updated it with new info and toned down the A-Logging. Ironically, Chris hates the CWCki and everything on it and considers it a bane on his existence, but the Sweetheart page contains some invaluable advice that would seriously help him get the girlfriend he so desperately wants.

Speaking of A-Logging, I really like each of the pages that document White Knighting, Weening and A-Logging. The arguments presented there are pretty rock solid and I like how in the White Knight one they try to argue things from the White Knight's perspective too (they do this to a small extent on the A-Logging page, but A-Logging is so pathetic there's very little justification to be found for it). I also like how the Weening page gives some interesting info on how some of the trolls got into trolling in the first place and goes into detail about the negative consequences of being a troll. That page should be mandatory reading for anyone new to the CWCki or Kiwi Farms.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

Really enjoying the Tito / Clyde stuff at the moment.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

The "Chris and..." series in general. We can never truly understand his thought process but this makes it possible to form a semi-coherent blueprint of it.

invaluable advice that would seriously help him get the girlfriend he so desperately wants.

Semen stockpiling lesbian transwoman facade it is!

 

[ZehnBoat]

The "Chris and..." series in general. We can never truly understand his thought process but this makes it possible to form a semi-coherent blueprint of it.

i agree with this post
i think you can read those and have a decent idea of chris without having to read the rest of the wiki

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I like how someone cataloged all of Chris' shirts and which videos go with which shirts. That's some weaponized autism right there.

 

[GS 281]

I like how someone cataloged all of Chris' shirts and which videos go with which shirts. That's some weaponized autism right there.

There is also someone who went through and improved the quality of all of the photos.

Also, there is someone who went through and reoploaded a multiple Chris videos. I appreciate the effort in doing that, but that one person went through to do that is p autistic.

 

[Mikazuchi]

I have fond memories of the Father Call page. Not only for the wonderful analysis and breakdown, but it's also thanks to that page that I was able to hear wonderful audio.

The same can be said for the Alec Benson Leary calls. Many hours of entertainment were provided, and I found myself a new hero.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

i like to print up the pages about his time at pvcc and read them when i'm on the toilet.

it's an interesting look at how chris went to college and acted like he was in elementary school.

 

[Handsome Pete]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_things_Chris_has_shoved_up_his_ass

 

[FreightTrain]

I especially like the picture of Clyde Cash. He's a handsome fellow.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_reality

 

[Milford Grimley]

I really like the Coffee Place article because it was written by Chris himself. It gives a glimpse of what Chris imagines trolls to be like, and I think it's funny how he uses terms like "butthurt" so awkwardly and ending up with "butthurt unto them" and "probably get a daily butthurt from her every night." I also like how the way he used his own CWC-isms in a way he imagines trolls use them, such as "crack her china in due respect" and "also, feel free to show off to everyone around you at the time the fresh Gay Trucker Photographs are taken. Users will be greatly rewarded with china and/or pickles!"

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Coffee_Place

 

[PurpleSquirrel]

Chris and the Law is my favorite page. It's the evolution of a public menace.

 

[tardwrangler]

the CWCKI is a obsessive compulsive work of lulzy stalker art, it's fucking beautiful. Is there a way of downloading the whole thing for offline browsing short of crawling it?

just so this isn't too off-topic, one of my fave pages is the mirror of his self-written wikipedia page

 

[Clown Doll]

the CWCKI is a obsessive compulsive work of lulzy stalker art, it's fucking beautiful. Is there a way of downloading the whole thing for offline browsing short of crawling it?

You could try this software :
https://www.httrack.com/

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_Schroeder
Tragic, funny and a crucial arc in Christory.

 

[KidA]

I love the Megan page a lot...

 

[cityofcaterpillar]

The meticulously written transcripts for every video/phone call.

I like how someone cataloged all of Chris' shirts and which videos go with which shirts. That's some weaponized autism right there.

This too. And how each shirt was given a name.

Also each card on the wall of originals.
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/The_Wall_of_Originals
Whoever did this, thank you/i hope you got the help you needed

 

[timecop]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Semen

 

[glutenfreebooty]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWCFlyingElephants
Especially the transcript. It's comedic gold.